Founders of great religions

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Name: Abraham Lao-tse Buddha Jesus Mohammed Charles Darwin Bobby Henderson David Icke L. Ron Hubbard Zod Mane Six
Co-founders, Pretenders, Prophets: Moses Peter, Paul, & Mary,
Martin Luther
Ali, Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthmar Richard Dawkins Cast from V Tom Cruise,
John Travolta
Mane Six, Lauren Faust, Mr. Hands
Religion(s): Judaism Taoism Buddhism Christianity, Catholicism, Protestantism, approx. 1000 more sects and spin-offs Islam, Sunni, Shia, Sufis, Alawis, Druze, Ahmadiyah, FPI, assorted bizarre desert sects Atheism, Theory of Evolution Pastafarianism D.ick-eism Scientology --- Bronism
Miracles (approx.): 20 1 7 200 0 0 1 1 (honest) 0 0 -99
Covenants & Promises: Milk, honey, and eternal life Being one with the universe Reincarnation, Nirvana Eternal life Eternal life, 72 virgins for bonus level Freedom of thought Pasta, stripper factory, and beer volcano Liberation from alien lizards Deliverance from wealth, friends and sanity You will kneel before Zod. Become a Brony and never reproduce
Enlightenment (kW): 1.5 150 200 1.6 1.25 180 100 0.001 -10 000 0.045~1.334 (varies inversely to proximity to Superman) -999999
Wives (approx.): 2-3 0 1 0(?) 9-30 1 unlimited 0-1 (no reptiles) 3 (so far) All women are property of Zod. 0 (approx.OVER 9000 Men)
Followers: 30-40 mln. (approx.) 60 mln. (approx. + Ben Hoff and Winnie the Pooh) 375 mln. 2.1 bln. 1.3 bln. 500 mln. 120 bln. (without earthlings) 360 tln. (+3 earthlings) 42 Lex Luthor, Bizarro All Bronies, You, parts of 4Chan
Violent followers: 2.0% 0.1% 0.1% 2.5% 9.6% 0.000001% 0.01% 3 60% 100% 0% (actually 100%, it's just that they like to love and tolerate)
Overall result: GOOD GOOD TH'WEET! NOT BAD COULD DO BETTER POOR EXCELLENT SHIT COULD DO BETTER POOR TOTALLY SHITTY
Value for money: FAIR FAIR FAIR GOOD COULD DO BETTER EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT COULD DO BETTER NEVER
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