Forum talk:Get George Bush toys, NOW!
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This is a very unfair attitude towards Bush you have. I think we should assume he's older than a kid until we get to see his passport and/or whether he gets served at the bar. Also, plenty of other presidents have been even younger than he is. John "Izzums" Kennedy only just learnt to speak when he assumed the role, and he was a great president (at least until he had to go for his lie down). And since when was being president all about being old, anyway? It's not like you have to go and ride on any roller coasters or watch scary horror films (unless of course you have to watch Hillary's electoral campaign promotion).
At best, Bush is accused of the possibility of maybe being a bit silly, but which of our children hasn't done that at times? Was Bill Clinton impeached for shoving his rattle at another baby? No, he was impeached for telling fibs like a naughty naughty boy. Don't whine or bitch if Bush doesn't get to play in his ball pool - leave that to him.
- But SbU! You forgot that he'll go in anyway. Just tell him that there are (with apologies to Modus) "Iraqian" WMDs in the Ball Pool, and he'll go in head first, or send the Army in. Who cares. Nobody. -- 12:50, 26 July 2007 (UTC)