Forum:Zombiebaron is the worst
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To everyone who will listen to me, please do not go there because Zombiebaron is the worst! None of his entries are ever funny after the first sentence. He is a total piece of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!
For example, he makes fun of NRA, Pacifists, Styx, and many other things. World terrorists who wreak havoc are judged as world leaders! Celebrities such as Braydie are treated as dictators! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this? If you go here that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start kitten huffing to make yourself feel better.
He sucks. His ideas about humour are lame. I suspect he all of being sophomoric lower being, possibly American, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but he is are far, far more evil than Keitei and Mhaille. Why? Because he is a control freak humour FASCIST. The only purpose for Zombiebaron is to let an internet fASCIST spend all his days e-burning e-pages. It's true and you know it. Don't e-lynch me because he is in denial. Has he even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Buttmuncher. Oh. he is a buttmuncher. LongNeckKiller? Who gives a shit? Not funny in any sense ever. His injokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. The Best Illustrated Article Ever? Stop masturbating or he'll need brail computers. What's up with him person? Is he high? I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!
I HATE ZOMBIEBARON!! I HATE ZOMBIEBARON!! I HAET ZOMBIEBARON!! I HAET ZOMBIEBARON!! I HAET ZOMBIEBARON!!
Zombiebaron is a bunch of poopy!!!!!
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