Forum:You are all being made redundant

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I have some rather sad news. As you can see from the following financial report, we are losing money:


Therefore as part of cost-cutting and money-saving measures, I have no choice but to lay you all off. Please clear your desk, procure a box, put all your items in it and walk out of the building in a manner that'd make for a great vox shot for a recession documentary. --nachlader 05:27, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

We're all doomed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:09, 25 May 2011
Screw you, man! If they can do this to me, they can do this to you! Don't effing tell me your hands are tied, man! This is your desk! Your name is on the door! You are responsible for your own actions! Oh, so you're calling security. No, I won't stay calm! You can't handle me, man! I put my heart and soul in to this wiki. Where's my Golden Effing Parachute? Where?! See this stapler? I'm taking this stapler! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:46, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
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