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Today I'm celebrating my 2,199th edit and I'm making a party. Bring your own pizzas... and your own party buffet. Actually can I make my party at your place? Yes? Good. Everyone's invited at <insert name here>'s house. Yay! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:10, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

This is my 14,518th edit. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:34, 7 February 2011
Oh perfect. You made me feel like a loser. Happy? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:37, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Pretty sure the real loser here is the idiot who just glued her boot to the floor. "Er, sorry I'm late, professor. I glued my boot to the floor." Yeah, that excuse is bound to go over real well. >.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:40, 7 February 2011
You are that loser? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:40, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
None of you come near Socky. MadMax barely holds a candle to him now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:51, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Lyrithya and Dexter, you're not invited cause you make feel like shit. Out! Out! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:53, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, I glued my boot to the floor. Oops.
But anyhow, aren't the real losers the ones with nothing better to do than excessively edit the wiki? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:37, 7 February 2011
How many edits do you need to win? --Black Flamingo 22:01, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
0, presumably. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:05, 7 February 2011
"Excessively"? Unnecessary. You're all "real losers". Except me. I'm imaginary. I'm Todd Lyons' Tyler Durden. Spoiler alert: Todd shoots himself in the head to get rid of me. I come back in the sequel. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:30, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
I'm prettier than you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:34, 7 February 2011
Woo. That's a contest you just have to show up to to win. It's like getting a Golden Globe. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:20, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
Not so - I'm so pretty that I don't have to show up to win. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:30, 8 February 2011
Actually, that's just what we told you to keep you away. You were nauseating the guy with the goiter. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, perhaps he was allergic to my perfume... some people are, after all. Might be the alligator... well, that's not the point. Did he have that before? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:52, 8 February 2011
Wait a minute...Pink text, you're saying you're "prettier" than him...Are you a sock of User:Prettiestpretty ? Because that would be insane. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:03, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, that's it exactly. You've got me. I'll just have to go list myself on to be shut down, now... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:18, 8 February 2011
Alright!! This is my 2,113th edit. DJ Mixerr 22:48, February 11, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)


No one's invited. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:09, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Aww... and I bought all those pizzas... ◄► Tephra ◄► 09:48, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
I don't care --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:24, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, could you send me these pizzas? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:08, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
#$%& no!!! If we were friends on Facebook, I'd unfriend you, if I had a Facebook account. I'm taking them all back to Italy now and asking for a refund. Ingrate. ◄► Tephra ◄► 09:42, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, okay! You're invited too. Happy? -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 09:50, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Psh... you're too late now. The pizzas all spoiled from not being properly preserved while I fought with that useless Italian chef about his lame "no restituire" policy. Unless you like mold as a pizza topping... ◄► Tephra ◄► 08:30, February 13, 2011 (UTC)


yep. it's my birthday. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:24, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Birthday! Now go back under your rock until your next birthday. Aimsplode 15:52, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Yes master. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:10, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Happy birthday, and congratulations on resisting the temptation to add yourself to the Anniversaries and being subsequently banned for vanity :) -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 16:23, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, now there's a thought... *goes to add herself*
Also, happy birthday, Mimo. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:36, 11 February 2011
What a great birthday present. Being blocked. Since my birthday's on June 4th, can I be blocked for the day on June 4th as a birthday present? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 16:58, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
It's your birthday? You can cry if you want to. Cry if you want to. Cry if you want to. I would cry too if it happened to me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:05, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
*cries* --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:08, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
won't you guys bring me a cake? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:34, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Here's a cake!


--     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 17:41, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

oh... Cheifjustice and SPIKE you're free to enjoy it. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:44, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Dear, that plastic laptop cover I got you for your birthday won't do any good if you don't leave it on the laptop. Grandma 17:47, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
My present was the cake. But if you want to, i'll give you something else. Like perhaps an Uncyclopedia special ban card with one free ban on it. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 18:07, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, you've used it already. You're welcome. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 18:09, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
So that's it? Only two presents? Oh, thank you everyone. *is angry* --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:42, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Didn't you get a ban, too? Three presents! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:10, 11 February 2011
But I didn't get a present from you. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:15, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
If you were in America they'd all take you to this place for a party. Or to someplace with evil clowns as mascots. Then you'd be rotund in no time. Aleister Happy Birthday!!!
I gave you the free ban so that'stwo presents. I'm the only one here who gives a shit about Mimo I guess. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:29, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah. Even I don't give a shit about me. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 08:06, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
What a coincidence! Because I don't give a shit about you either. Ha, we're like two peas in a pod, aren't we, you and me?--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 05:03, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah! We are like the balls and the penis! -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 19:30, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

What the fuck is going on here?!

I want answers and I want them within four hours if at all possible! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:52, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Didn't you hear? We're having a party for Mimo & Maxus 2,199th edit!! Be sure to share some soda with us and bring pizza. DJ Mixerr 23:10, February 11, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)
I'll come, but I'm bringing hamburgers instead.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:40, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Okay but only if the hamburgers are from McDonald's. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 08:42, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Sure, and should they be Big Macs or Quarter Pounders?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:10, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Tall-hamburger --Tophat headless 01:30, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

That looks really disgusting, I think I'd prefer to eat my moldy pizzas. I got two dozen. ◄► Tephra ◄► 07:35, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Homemadepizza30001 --Tophat headless 22:51, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
I brought hot dogs.


--     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 02:04, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

This is going to be a great party! ◄► Tephra ◄► 11:28, February 15, 2011 (UTC)


-- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 16:07, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

This is most tasteless forum I've ever been to. Anyway, ICE CREAM!
Icecreambulb --Tophat headless 19:26, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
I just found this inside the pilows of my sofa and I thought it looks tasty. I named it "Ratpizzatrono". Whant a piece of "Ratpizzatrono"?

Ratpizzatrono -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 19:36, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

No. How 'bout a baby burger?
Baby-hamburger --Tophat headless 21:14, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

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