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If we had an Uncyclopedia convention? Then we could all meet each other. I'm not completely sure what we'd do after that... But it might be cool. -- 20:57, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

This idea has been proposed many many times. The main factor that keeps it from ever becoming a reality is the fact that we all live in different countries and are mostly too poor to travel. However, I still remain in support of the idea. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:03, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. It's that thing you said. None of us are in jail. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:05, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Not to discourage you, but we've had a bazillion forums along this vein. ZB summed up the problems pretty well. We've even had entire votes as to locations and whatnot. It just doesn't work, unfortunately. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 21:07 Apr 26, 2011

Yes. It's that thing you said. None of us are in jail. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:10, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Speak for yourself, my bunkmate is named Little Joe (a sarcastic tag, sadly). If uncy has a convention I'll be the one picking your pockets. So when you find stuff missing from your pockets you can say "Wait, what? Aleister was here!". But on the mostly serious side, didn't lots of you gents have a meeting in a pub recently, and that's the last time anyone heard from Mordillo? Just askin'. Aleister 21:11 26-4-'11

I think we should have it in Magic man's back garden. Also no, none of us are in jail, I've just been visiting for the last 4 months.... I don't like the jumpsuits. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:12, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

God no. Horrific idea. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:21, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

++++++++1,000,000 all of you are creeps and so am i --Roman Dog Bird 22:25, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

God yes! We could all... drink beer and gangbang some girls afterwards. Yup! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:23, 26 April 2011

I don't think mammy would let me come. --~  21:33, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

As long as I'm the only one that also brings an assault rifle. (talk) 21:43, 26 April 2011

I have been convicted for drug possession. --~  21:50, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Okay

Someone invent teleporters. 1234 ~ 22:27, 26 April 2011

Done. No wait, that's an egg whisk. I'll try again... Shit, that's just another egg whisk. This is harder than you made it sound. --Black Flamingo 22:58, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

I like egg whisks... I'll just take these... and... er... make a hasty exit. 1234 ~ 00:09, 27 April 2011

Woah guys!

"I look like a giant baby." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:44, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't say it was it was something we could actually do, I just said it would be cool if we did. But I guess we could have ones for different country's. Like all the users in America meet, and all the users in England meet, and all the users in Canada meet, etc. Although, more realistically we could have one with webcams, like on Skype or something... -- 23:16, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Clothing optional, I assume? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

What is 'clothing'? 1234 ~ 00:09, 27 April 2011

Clothing optional? More like "No clothing allowed". -- 00:15, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

You still haven't explained what this 'clothing' is... 1234 ~ 01:09, 27 April 2011

Clothes are that tarp you've repurposed as a muumuu. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:18, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Like, omg MAGICMAN, we should be Facebook friends and whatnot! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:38, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Like, totally dudes. Totally. --Scofield 09:45, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

OMG WHAT A LOVELY IDEA! - Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 09:46, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Dexter, but then you would know my name! NO ONE CAN KNOW MY NAME!!!!!!!!! But I guess it's a pretty good idea... -- 14:23, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

There've been a couple...

The two last ones to have taken place here in Britain were a couple of years ago (myself, Olipro, MrN9K, Codeine, Sannse) and a month ago (myself, Codeine, Mordillo). It's easier for us due to Britain being a fairly small place and at the time we were all in the southern part of the country. US meet-ups are trickier simply because it's a bloody big nation, though I believe a few small events have taken place though usually attended by just two or three people. International versions are logistically virtually impossible. That's the beauty of the Net, I suppose - meeting and forming friendships with people you would otherwise never have known existed. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:52, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

I live in Australia. HOORAY FOR Australian Uncyclopedans - Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 09:54, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

MadMax, PuppyOnTheRadio, and several others? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:55, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Australian is big, for example Sydney (my location) to Perth (the other side) is over 4,000km. - Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 09:58, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

I should also mention the heat of summer makes me melt D:

So RabbiTechno, I assume Codeine, Mordillo, Olipro, MrN9K, Codeine, and Sannse all lokked like pedophiles, right? -- 14:11, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, they all looked like the pre-teen children I was hoping they'd be. It was me that looked like a paedophile. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:19, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

WHO LIVES IN GREECE? --~  18:11, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Leaves? Don't you mean lives? -- 18:20, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

WTF Magic man? Are you blind or something? --~  18:24, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Actually yes. Thanks for reminding me, jerk. *Runs off sobing* -- 18:32, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Does laughing as Magic man bumps in to the furniture in his stumbling retreat make me a bad person? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:42, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Yes it does friend.. yes it does.. but then again what do i know, im just a simple i.p. *single tear rolls down left cheek*--199.89.103.13 21:16, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

*Gouges Modus' eyes out* NOW YOU CAN KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!!! -- 01:40, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

It's kind of nice, actually. Relaxing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:28, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Well then let me ask you a question, what color do you see? I see cabbage. -- 04:35, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

I see dead people. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:40, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

I see... (Or I guess I don't, ya know, being that I'm blind and all) -- 14:33, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

I also smell dead people. But that's mostly due to the shallow graves. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:55, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

We used to have a blind dog. He'd learn his way around the house and negotiate obstacles skilfully, never bumping into things. We regularly moved the furniture around and laughed at him because we are bad, nasty people. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:03, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Jerk. You could've at least got it a seeing-eye man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:24, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

MAGIC MAN IS A JERK --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 16:51, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

What?! I didn't say it! If anyone's a jerk it's you for not indenting correctly. -- 19:51, April 28, 2011 (UTC)