Forum:Would someone please re-enable the "most visited articles" function please?

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The other uncyclopedias (babel) have it enabled. Why don't we?--ShabiDOO 15:11, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

We don't have stats, and can't have stats, because of caching. The end.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:55 Jul 21, 2011
Did they live happily ever after? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:58, 21 July 2011
We have some of the most creative and ingenous minds here who can solve any problem they take on (rather quickly I might add if the want to)...and ontop of all of that Lyrithya...and yet...we cannot get stats?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! !?!!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !?? ??????!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!?!?!?! !?!?!?!?!?! ?! ?! ?!?!?! !? ?! !? !? !? !?! ? !?! ?! ? --ShabiDOO 17:08, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Statistics is something related to the MediaWiki software itself, which none of us have any control over.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:14 Jul 21, 2011
Special:Statistics. Find your way there. Now it's THE END. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:23, 21 July 2011
Yes...I see the statistics Lollipop but there is nothing about how many visitors we have. Do we have 10 visitors a day or 1000? Are people afraid to know the real number? Do people actually visit this website? Does anyone care? Am I alone on this one as well? Did Dinosaurs shit oreo cookies? --ShabiDOO 17:46, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
It's not technically possible to do this from my memory of previous discussions. Incidentally, my memory was recently voted 15th best. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:34, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Bummer. We cant even suspend the cache for an hour to enable stats? (keep in mind I have NO clue what Im talkign about and I imagine that suspending the cache could some how posibly blow up the site). I would have pegged you at 11th best Matt. --ShabiDOO 19:42, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
I was 11th Shabber - but an incident occurred in which I forgot to 'withdraw'. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:44, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
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