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Although the Uncyclopedia website is a wiki that provides humor- and satire-themed articles but the articles about the Allah (GOD), Holy Prophets, Angels, Religious Personalities, Holy Books, Holy Places and Religions must be removed from the website as the same will cause humiliation of millions of people around the globe. --Pervez Ahmed 06:01, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Wait wait wait. You're saying that this website is actually notable enough to effect that many people? And we haven't taken over yet?! -RAHB 06:11, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Golly. I love it when people say "Leave religion alone". It makes me want to write a page of some sort, satirizing...oh, I don't know, religion. My take on it is this: nothing is above criticism. Nothing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:19, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

I don't know, I have this uncle who's really, really, tall. Do you think maybe he's above criticism? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:05, Aug 21, 2007

Ok, we'll wait while you leave the globe. Don't let the door hit you on your way out. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:27, 21 Aug 2007

Fuck censorship. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

21/08/2007 @ 16:06

A word of advice - please don't tell people they "must" do things if you want them to actually do them. Not that we'd have removed all this perfectly good content anyway, but you know... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:18, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

“Oh, shit!”

~ Salman Rushdie on embarrassing (holy) people, (holy) places and (holy) things

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:28, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

ahmed, your claims are vague. for example, you say nothing about whether articles about made up religious personalities cause humiliation to millions of people. please be more specific, and we'll see what we can do. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:15, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

I'd have to hazard a guess that articles about made up religious personalities, greatly offend millions of made up people. -RAHB 18:39, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

if this is indeed the case, said made up people should be mock-outraged, and we should pretend to remove all offensive content. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:58, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

And we better act like we're hurrying before an Imaginary Slashy shows up. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 19:04, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

All religions are made up. And they all have made up Hells where all of you will burn. So you should be a little more fearsome and respectful of made up stuff.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:57, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

No, Rataube. One of them is real. WHICH one is a game of metaphysical Russian Roulette, though...--<<>> 00:44, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

And now, a musical interlude

Oh, I wish I were an Jesus Mayer wiener,

That is what I truly want to be.

'Cause if I were an Jesus Mayer wiener,

I would be committing blasphemy! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:53, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Brilliant! Make it an UnTune so we can give it a grammy, quick! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:11, Aug 24, 2007

What, oh, OK

(Begins deleting every single article that has anything to do with anything anyone ever believed in (rightly or in error)) -- Hindleyite Converse 15:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

You'd might as well start on my userpage. No! Wait! Don't! I was making with the joke! /me runs to my userpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:34, 30 August 2007 (UTC)