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We have this guy. You don't. Saberwolf116 02:13, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Stephen Colbert is his own gift to the world, not just the US. I am also my own gift to the world. That's why I'm dressed up as a present. Untie my bow, world! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:07, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered doing standup, Modus? I'm being serious here; pretty much everything you say makes me laugh. Saberwolf116 15:41, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Standups have self-loathing and an attraction to pressure. I only have the former. Instead of the latter I have rickets. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:02, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Same could be said for me. You're a damn genius. Staircase CUNt 15:44, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, you. I'm just an example of what you can be if you stick around for several years. There are plenty of others around here who are as good or better than me. I can't think of any offhand, but I have to say such things because I'm so devastatingly humble. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:02, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Uh huh. Still, you deserve that Writer of the Year award, and going by what I've seen you could be the greatest user in Uncyc history, in my opinion. Staircase CUNt 16:22, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
I try. And thank you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:25, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Anyhow, back to the topic, I like America better because I live in it. So ha! Also, British people have accents. I think. Staircase CUNt 16:26, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
There's a topic? Oh. The US is better because it's closer to Canada, which is so awesome that it mines awesome and exports that awesome worldwide. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:28, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Say, are you canadian? Staircase CUNt 16:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
I wish! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:34, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Well, as some song goes, "I'm proud to be an American..." But not really. Just look at us! Staircase CUNt 16:38, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Why Britain is better than America

  1. Fish and chips.
  2. Wimbledon.
  3. Kiera Knightley
  4. The Queen
  5. Er...that's it. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 19:37, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Pedophile hostels near schools. Now we're done --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 22:48, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
1) That's fish and Freedom Fries
2) Sounds like a place where hobbits live
3) Kind of girly for a 14 year-old boy
4) I've never found transvestites appealing
5) That's it, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:45, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Nice comeback. Staircase CUNt 19:53, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Why Nobody cares

1.Do I REALLY need a reason? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:21, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes you do. Staircase CUNt 20:24, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
No, you don't. Besides, everybody knows that Canada is better than both of them combined. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Who? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:27, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Why Australia is better than Britain OR America

  1. Better market system (we don't have as many foreclosures as you do)
  2. We are a "lucky country"
  3. Low crime rate
  4. We have Holdens, kangaroos and Kevin Rudd
  5. We have Rove McManus! He's better than Stephen fucking Colbert!

That's it. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:21, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Why that's not true.

  1. Australians eat people. The preceding unsigned comment was added by ImNotASunbeam (talk • contribs)

People, people, people

Can't we just all agree that all other countries are better than France? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:41, Jul 17

But what about Belize? That place is a total shithole! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:44, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Belgium. Definitely Belgium. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:45, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Didn't Woody already write something about this Europe v. America-thingy?

Then, I wrote a rebuttal? Then someone else wrote another one, right? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:42, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I wrote a new one too. Snazzy, I know. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:54, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Why Modus is better than the rest of Uncyclopedia.

1. He always calls when he says he will.

2. He wrote that one thing that one time that was fucking awesome.

3. He likes pie.

4.  ?????

5. Profit!

Suck it, Uncyclopedia. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:55, 17 Jul

Suck it douche bags Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:21, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Why Australia is better than the UK

  1. We beat them in the Ashes!

GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:41, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

We beat you at Lords. We win. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 08:15, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Why America is...fairly, the best thing ever (maybe) and beats UK slightly.

1.McDonald's was made here. The biggest fucking corp ever in 100 different countries. Wait, is that a blessing or a curse?--Almost Sir Random Crap

2.We have Megan Fox and Windows.

Why we all disagree

1. Tea was invented by us, not the Chinese or any other eastern country, and is now consumed in every country in the world.

2. We have Keira Knightley and Page 3

And have I got a rebuttal for Woody!

Hey Woody, take this! My rebuttal, all written in response to Woody's article. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:03, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

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