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Okay, i've always wondered... Who is this BENSON guy and why is he worshiped by some sort of cult here at Uncyc?
*Waits for the nonsensical insanity which will leave me more confused* User:Jedibob5/sig 23:37, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Just some black dude, really. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:38, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Okay, first question answered. Although, why is he worshipped by some people around here? User:Jedibob5/sig 23:39, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
See Forum:BENSON IS HERE. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Oct 11
Sadly, Benson's glory days seem to be over. You can read about his exploits however, either by digging through the forum archives (check Category:Best forum topics ever for many of the most famous Benson-related forums), or by reading The Chronicles of BENSON, written by Yours Truly. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 06:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Mm, hmm, I recommend "Manos" The Hands of Fate for a new deity. Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:48, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Eh?
I find that Glory Be All To BENSON is a fantastic read BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Oct 11, 18:59
Our lord BENSON well return some day, as soon we get rid of that annoying and pointless door mat--Scott 07:54, 13 October 2007 (UTC)



Proper noun

  1. An English habitational surname from a place in Oxfordshire

Benson is a noobish black guy who's better than some people. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:40, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

What about Ouroboros? - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 16:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Ouboros is a snake that does a really bad donut impression, that DiZ worships for some reason. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:01, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
...And is ghey. The spelling of this is also important, for some reason. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:25, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Am I the only one that worships the one true UnDeity: Sophia? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:55, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I don't worship the muse, I just invite her in when she knocks at my door. Then she drinks all my booze, makes a bunch of long-distance calls, messes up the place and, hopefully, gives me a page before she leaves. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:28, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
And she always speaks in haikus. Then when she starts, everybody starts doing it.
You cannot resist
Sophia will corrupt you
And you can't stop her.
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02:01, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
I know I can stop
speaking in haikus like this
whenever I want
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:44, Oct 18
Yeah, Sophia's quite good,
It's just a shame that haikus
Well up around her.
Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 16:27, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
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