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Just wondering. No racism intended. I believe awareness of the ethnic minorities among us will help us appreciate diversity! *hides rope* -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:39, Oct. 15, 2010

I'm not all white. There are some yellow-brownish and reddish shades on my skin, and the veins stick out a bit on the blue side. Go ahead and hang me. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:45, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
Hanging?! Who said anything about hanging anybody?! You people are so paranoid. *ties noose while no one is looking* -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:49, Oct. 15, 2010

im part native american, and my moms grandparents are romanianthe finger that flames

I'm whiter than sour cream, but I've got rosy cheeks, and freckles. And look like Milla Jovovich, so I guess I'm okay. ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:19, 15 Oct
Kind of yellowish, a good tan sometimes to a darker shade of yelllowish-brown. Fingernails are pink. And I have lots of insides, and they are all kinds of colors. Wait, I do have white, the eyes, the whites of my eyes. And my bones and teeth. What was I thinking, lots of white. But you can hang me anyway, why not. Aleister 18:24 15 10

i already cut the rope though while miltiliteralist wasnt lookin the finger that flames

I'm kind of greyish, actually. Should I see a doctor? This has been going on for awhile now and is starting to worry me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 00:50 (UTC)

If Obama is "black" then so am I. Spıke Ѧ 15:45 16-Oct-10

My birth certificate says I'm Hispanic. I am technically Hispanic. I'd make a joke where I'd describe the color of my skin with respect to spectral response, but it's actually rather white and the joke wouldn't come through. --monika 08:07, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

I hear

that Roman Dog Bird is a nigger. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:45, 16 Oct

Mordillo is a Jew, as is RabbiTechno and Thekillerfroggy --Mn-z 23:48, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Wait what?! I thought Mordillo's favourite sammich was a BBQ Chicken-bacon-sammich... Maybe I'm mixing him with someone else... I know Rabbi's a vegan, on top of keeping kosher, the weirdo... (I'm part Jewish, too, but I can't stick to the food restrictions.. so I'll stick to being a tree huggin' wiccan...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:35, 17 Oct
Not only can you hug the trees, you can eat them! Aleister 15:47 17 10
No, no, no... I don't eat trees. I eat cute fluffy things Japanese girls go "KAWAIII" about... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:17, 17 Oct
Aliens? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 18:43 (UTC)
ANYTHING that tastes good when coated in my 100% organic BBQ rub. Even aliens, if they're cute... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:52, 17 Oct
What about robots? Would they taste good? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 18:56 (UTC)
Nah. Chipped a tooth on one, haven't touched them since. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:13, 17 Oct
Ouch. Smart move... wish the kawaiiers were that smart. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:15 (UTC)

UnNews tackles difficult race questions again

With UnNews:Crack lowered, blacks celebrate. Seriously, Kip, no one knows, no one cares, about skin color here; don't ask, don't tell, unless you want to. Isn't that the way we're supposed to want it? On "appreciating diversity," my state's largest city already does so--the paper reported yesterday a planning petition to "rear" [sic] roosters downtown--the basis for my new, final paragraph on saving Skin from VFD. Spıke Ѧ 00:50 17-Oct-10

So what you're saying is, that we should spend our time oppressing gays and religious minorities? --Mn-z 12:09, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
I was Mormon once, but I lol so loud they kicked me out of the Temple. Then I became muslim, but I lol so loud they ran me out of Mecca on the rails. Then I became Jewish but lol so loud they banned me from the wailing wall. Lastly I became Scientologist, but lol so loud they stuffed everyone's thetans into me. Now I'm just an Eskimo living life to the fullest on the tundra. Aleister 12:34 17 10
I performed the Ultimate Guitar Solo at that wall. That's how it got its name. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:25, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
SPIKE, you're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington. *cue cutaway gag* -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:28, Oct. 17, 2010
Buzz Killington00:40

Buzz Killington



fuck you racist crackers - kill all honkies --White-People-Suck 22:30, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

^ What he said. Only more racist and hate filled. I don't like political correctness. -- ~ Batman vote *You can be Robin* (talk) 15:39, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

I am predominately...

green, dance a lot, and smell of the jungle. Can I have my own T.V. show?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Oct 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)

No. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:14 (UTC)

I'm the color of my penis.

Just sayin'. JennygunJenny? 18:23,24October,2010

Really? You're fingerprint colored? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:55, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
I don't get it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:52, Oct. 25, 2010
I'm just a fudgepacker. DJ Mixerr 02:25, October 26, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

I'm something else

I'm half-Filipino. Hang on, did you catch anything I said? Well then, I'll put everything in 3D.

I'm half-Filipino. Hang on, did you catch anything I said? Well then, I'll put everything in 3D.

GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:31, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oooow, my brain... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:33 (UTC)
And I'm autistic enough for my brain to translate that 3D text into 3D without goggles. O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:02, 25 Oct
But everything else is cool.
GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:25, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
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