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On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z-I mean, Who HATES MochiAds?, a young scientist made a machine and Darren had a crazy dream, but then the forum thread was left for dead. THIS is the tale of Bad Shroom and his quest to become the King of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS! Let us begin. Once upon a time, Bad Shroom... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:22, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

... was walking near a rivulet that was outside his forest home. He was taking a drink out of the stream, when he suddenly realized he was quite lonely. "My goodness," he said out loud to himself, "I need someone to talk to!" So, he...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:41, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
...removed his sock from his foot and placed it over his hand, with a smooth slight of, the other, hand he removed a couple of buttons from his shirt and added them as eyes onto the sock. By doing this Bad Shroom had temporarily saved his social life having created some sort of companion with which to share his hopes and dreams as he wandered through the forest in search for a more human friend, or at least one that could return his compliments and flirtations. However...--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 08:30, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
The admins descended upon him, accusing him of being a sockpuppeteer. Bad Shroom cleverly avoided them by... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:18, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
...breaking the combo.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 22:41, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
At once, the admins stopped, and remarked that Bad Shroom had potential, and could become the King of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS! Thus, Bad Shroom's journey to become said King began... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:50, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Chapter 1: Bad Shroom's Arrival at the Town Known As Ghggsyvhbvbgnjjrthbdhysdbg

Arriving at the town known as Ghggsyvhbvbgnjjrthbdhysdbg seemed a harder feat than Bad Shroom had thought it would be. His first problem was that he had no idea how to pronounce the impossible name and so asking for directions was not an option. The second problem was that he was only in possession of a map of London in the 17th century and Ghggsyvhbvbgnjjrthbdhysdbg wasn't on there.-Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 09:41, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

His third problem, the most major of all, was that Ghggsyvhbvbgnjjrthbdhysdbg did not actually exist. Rather, it's a made up town created by Bad Shroom's enemies to buy them time. This, of course, was unbeknownst to Bad Shroom, and he still searched every corner of Wales for it. When he realized the town was not real and stopped searching...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 13:35, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
He shouted, "BISOOON!!!" and went on his way. Little did he know, however, that he was being followed by a M. Bison Grue, which can be killed if one has enough quarters. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 14:22, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
However he had no quarters on him. Being in Wales he had only pounds and pence which confused him greatly; none of this mattered though as he had no idea that a M. Bison Grue was following him. This ignorance towards the existence of M. Bison Grue ultimately led to Grue's death as being ignored is something he couldn't handle. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 14:49, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Before long, Bad Shroom came across a group of people who claimed to know the truth about Princess Diana's death. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:10, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
However, he found their story bland and uninteresting, so he moved on. By now, he was in a tiny village in Tuscany called Artimino. While staying in a villa formerly owned by the wealthy Medeci family, Bad Shroom...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:56, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Came upon a sage who claimed he would help Bad Shroom on his journey. Naturally, Bad Shroom was skeptical and began to leave. The sage, who was telling the truth... --<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:41, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
...Stopped him in his tracks, telling him he had reached the first step in his combo breaking mission. Using his powers of combo breaking the Sage sat Bad Shroom down and went into the kitchen to make a cup of Green Tea for young and troubled boy, when he came back out he found that Bad Shroom had already left and therefore broke the combo. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 09:42, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Bad shroom found himself wandering in the woods, lost and tired so he started to pitch a tent but out of the bushes came... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
The old sage he had spoken to in Tuscany. Unfortunately the old sage had taken on the persona and the appearance of Yoda and so Bad Shroom had no idea who he was really talking to. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 17:17, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
The sage told him that he had not ventured far, and was merely on the outskirts of the local city named Prato. He also told Bad Shroom that, in order to truly break the combo, he must go to Florence (which was less than 40 minutes away by car from Prato) and hold up one of the gold stores on the famous Ponte Vecchio bridge with a fake Star Trek-branded cardboard ray gun given out as part of a kid's meal at Burger King. So,...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:39, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Bad Shroom used the combo-breaking power of shape-shifting to grow huge muscles, intending to use the newfound strength to accomplish the seemingly-impossible feat. However, upon arriving at Florence, he was immediately surrounded by adoring women (and a few homosexuals). Bad Shroom... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:50, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
... chose to skip the heist, and instead buy each of his adoring fans a purse from Florence's San Lorenzo leather markets, thus breaking the combo in a drastic manner.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Further breaking the combo, he gave all the purses to his male fans along with a kiss on the cheek. When he had finished handing out the purses, he invited five of them back to an apartment he had subconsciously rented out when no one was looking and there they watched Season 1 of Will and Grace. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 08:11, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Chapter II: Bad Shroom Lives In Florence For a While

While living in Florence Bad shroom is constantly looking for a new way to break the combo. One day in a coffee shop he was approached by... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 14:53, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

A female; this wasn't unusual as news of his peculiar outbursts and activities traveled fast, especially when they were done in that same area. Whilst approaching the counter of the coffee shop, Bad Shroom had an idea. When the waitress asked which type of coffee he wanted he replied, "None!" in quite the manly voice, "Instead, I shall have tea", by ordering tea in a coffee shop Bad Shroom knew he had broken a particularly complex combo, he was convinced that feats like this would surely make him rich and famous.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 15:15, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
He was then visited by the sage, who congratulated Bad Shroom on completing his task, but before he could instruct Bad Shroom on what to do next, Akuma came up to him and used the Shun Goku Satsu (a.k.a. the Raging Demon) on the sage, killing him instantly. Akuma apologized, saying he mistook the sage for someone else. Bad Shroom (who had by now reverted to his normal state) simply shrugged, and went on his way. He decided that he should next go to Egypt, as he heard that there are many combo-breaking opportunities. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 15:51, 17 August 2009 (UTC)


Why the fuck is this story about me?--Almost Sir Random Crap

Bad Shroom said as he realized there was a novelist following him. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 16:10, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
And then Bad Shroom blew the fucking brains out of this thread.--Almost Sir Random Crap
Fortunately he survived, found the remains of the thread and continued it. Going about his day he forgot about the traumatic experience with the sage and realised without his guidance and praise he would no longer know if what he was doing was correct. Fortunately for Shroom, he didn't give a fuck. His next week was filled to the brim with combo breaking activity such as going into McDonalds and asking for a whopper and going into the Costa Coffee Shop and asking for a coffee that didn't taste like shit and many more. All of his feats blew the staff away, most of them landing on the Island that the series LOST is set on. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 16:31, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
And since LOST is set on a fake island, Bad Shroom ripped through the "island sky"'s wallpaper, landing in the set of Wheel of Fortune.--Almost Sir Random Crap
Unfortunately seeing as Wheel of Fortune sucks dick Bad Shroom found himself with no combos to break.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 16:38, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
So instead, Bad Shroom nuked the show's set and flew into the sunset...--Almost Sir Random Crap
If it wasn't for his female childhood friend's intervention, he would have been incinerated. Onward to Egypt! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Chapter 4: The Ancient Egyptian Plot Device/Prophecy Concerning Bad Shroom

On the plane ride to Egypt, Bad Shroom used his ever-increasing combo-breaking powers to realize that there was no such prophecy, and that the title of this chapter was merely a ploy to get the ball rolling again. Feeling hungry, he decided to order... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:33, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

...His servant, Faisal, to invade the fictional country of Ethoxyethanistan. Thus, he he broke the combo in two ways at one time. After giving this command, he took a brief nap. He was awaked by an apparition of...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:41, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
OSCAR WILDE! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 02:41, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and the sage from earlier. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 02:46, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
The sage (who shall now be referred to as Sigfried) rebuked Bad Shroom, telling him that breaking combos alone will not make him the King, no matter how greatly they are broken. Before Bad Shroom could respond, another apparition appeared. This time, it was... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:57, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Dr. Evil! Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 18:32, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
At this point, Neox appeared, complaining that he didn't know who Dr. Evil was. Nobody paid any attention. Miffed, Neox teleported out of the plane, but not before shooting the novelist from before (who had started to follow Bad Shroom again) and saying, "He's shot. You owe me one, Shroom." Bad Shroom then asked Sigfried what he was to do next. Sigfried gave Bad Shroom his next objective, which was to... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:37, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Infiltrate the Giganormous Database Warehouse Library Place (or GDWLP, for short) and obtain the Datachip containing the secrets of combo breaking. Unfortunately, the GDWLP could not be located on Google Eatrh. So, Bad Shroom used the combo-breaking power of teleportation to teleport to the GDWLP. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 03:28, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Chapter 5: Get the Datachip!

Upon arrival at the GDWLP, Bad Shroom was attacked by security robos. Bad Shroom... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 03:33, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Decided to take a nap until other people started editing again hint hint. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:44, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

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