Forum:When does middle age start?

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I'm actually getting to one of those moments in life where the calendar year has defined me as being another year older. And I've been doing some calculations and I an roughly twice Cheddar's age, (If we say that it is six months from Ched's last birthday.) So I've been wondering; When does mid-life actually start? And more importantly, where is my ferrari and my young lover that I'm supposed to have at this age? And who are these young men in my house and why are they calling me Dad?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 21:32, 4/03/2010

Those calling you "dad" are midgets who're after your retirement fund. No Ferrari for you because you blew you dough on video games and pre-internet porn. Mid-life actually starts on a Wednesday (so you're safe for almost a whole week yet). Your young lover isn't old enough to appreciate you yet, so wait for your "match" from the class of 2012 to bump into you in a Mexican discotheque. Happy now? I thought so, get back to work!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 02:36 (UTC)
Do you sometimes groan when you stand up? That's a sign of middle age. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:48, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
I groan when I wake up... Does that count? The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
Naw. That's just the crushing weight of existence. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
Here is the test: Next time you get out of bed on a Wednesday morning... Stand up straight and look down. If you can still see your willy middle age has not set in yet. Either that or you might be a girl. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:22, Mar 5
It really depends on how long you're planning on living. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 00:33, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
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