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List 'em. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:43, 25 December 2007 (UTC)


  • Truth in Comedy by Charna Halpern and Del Close; Born Standing Up by Steve Martin (already a good read); Improv Comedy by Andy Goldberg; Some shirts; Amurrican Eagle body spray; Futuristic toothbrush; Peanuts and candies; Super Basketball LCD Video Game ("small in size BIG IN FUN"); new winter coat and gloves; $10 Wal-Mart gift card; $170 cold cash money. Oh, and a donation to the Human Fund Heifer Project in my whole family's name. Huzzah! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:43, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Socks from my ancient grandmother, complete with premade holes. Made in Pakistan. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • $120 in cold cash. ~ Tophatsig 26/12/2007 @ 02:33
  • I Am America (And So Can You) by Stephen Colbert, and Brain Droppings by George Carlin.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 02:42)
    • Really? I got Stephen's book, too! Plus a ping pong table(I think I'm gonna teach myself to play lefty once my dad and my brother get it set up), the Encyclopedia of Heavy Metal, a new computer mouse, a new wallet, and sunglasses. I got some clothes, too, and a new bathrobe. Sill no ponies, though... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Dec 26
  • Filthy money. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • A model of a gas station. No, I'm not kidding. My parents are insane. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:59, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • The part of my brain that allows me to experience happiness was returned to me. The part that remembers who stole it in the first place is still missing, though. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 04:50, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Two shirts, a video game called Rise and Fall Civilizations at War, a Palm IIIex, while these gifts may not seem worth a lot, it is the thought at counts. I've been out of work since 2002 due to illnesses, so my family has been struggling. I found a PSP on sale for my son and also got him a Hotwheels game for it and a memory stick, and my wife and I got clothes and small gifts. My mother and father got us "food" from Omaha Steaks, and a can of popcorn. We have relatives we haven't seen yet, as they are either busy or got the flu or something and so we had to delay Christmas with them until later. Having the quality time with my family is perhaps the greatest gift of all. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:18, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • The Simpsons Movie and Futurama's new DVD, as well as gift cards to iTunes and Barnes and Noble; an iHome clock radio/iPod player, and some pants. Hoorah pants. Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 05:20, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • From my good wife, SWAMBO (She Who Absolutely Must Be Obeyed) a neat device that detects pipes and wires in the wall before you drill. I suspect that this has something to do with the flooding of the house when I drilled into the the water mains last summer. Also a replacement brush for my electric toothbrush from my ex-wife. Pieface 05:38, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Money for my new camera fund, Desolation Angels and Big Sur (actually two three copies of the latter - poor coordination by my gift-givers) by Kerouac, The Moviegoer by Walker Percy and The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami, A "How to Draw and Paint Dragons" kit, a defecating sheep, lots of candy including a disgusting-looking marshmallow Santa and a Spice Girls Greatest Hits CD. This is all true. —rc (t) 05:41, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Chairs.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 05:46, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I got $50 and a book. But half my family is jewish so i also got $50 itunes a backpack and am getting a new la-x stick stick shen the stores are open. Hanukkah FTW! --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:51, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Really a Hanukkah list, but what the hell: Adobe Premiere Elements, National Geographic: The Knowledgebook, Elect the Dead (album), $20 cash, a semi-thoughtful $25 Target gift-card from my lazy-ass brother, and the retarded $25 Target gift card my aunt gives me every frickin' Hanukkah. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 11:48, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • About £240 in cash (Puttin' that towards a new laptop :D) Old Star Wars Trilogy DVD Box Set, The Orange Box for Xbox 360 and a shitload of chocolate :P BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Dec 26, 12:05
  • Alcohol, some DVDs, some golf related things, a limited edition Collective Works of Oscar Wilde, a PS3, games including Call of Duty 4 and Assassin's Creed. No Spice Girls Greatest Hits CD thankfully..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • A Lyle hollowbody guitar -- a Japanese copy of a Gibson ES-335, probably made in 1967 or 1968. It had been languishing in a second-hand store for several months and I informed Santa he'd best get his business straight and don't be late. It plays nice but needs minor work. ----OEJ 13:19, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I don't like Pokemon that much, but I got mostly everything Pokemon. Some Pokemon games, a Pokemon shirt and a Pokemon coffee mug. I also got $70 of cold cash, delicious Belgian chocolate and a hangover from last night's party. -->:( 18:07, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • A bunch of clothes, including a tie-dyed hemp shirt that is really nice but I just found out it needs to be hand washed separately...grr. And a ton of Hello Kitty stuff: a bag, a Swarovski crystal keychain, some cinnamon hots in a HK tin, a bathrobe, some cool stickers you can put on your walls or your TV or your writing desk or your neighbor's dog's ass and you can re-use them, and a couple HK shirts. Oh yeah, and the piece du resistance, a ZUNE!!! EIGHT GIG!!!! JEEBUS!!! I love it so much!!! Her name is Wendy and I am listening to her right now...oh look, my Ashley Tisdale song just ended, now I will tell you the next song that comes we go: I feel you creepin I can see it in my shadow, wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo, maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae-bo? And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me Smack Dat?' Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh
  • Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!), Max Brooks World War Z, a $25 savings bond (from my neighbor!) and a giant bottle of Balsamic Vinegar. And about a million gift cards to various places. --YeOldeLuke 20:16, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • i got thrift store books and my brother got a playstation fucking 3
  • I didn't get Guitar Hero 3 for the PS3 so I got cold hard cash to go get me one with a Nebraska Furniture Mart (the IKEA for Red Necks) coupon for $25 off of it, so I got it for $75. I have been playing it quit a bit since I got it. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 01:42, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Books on getting published and suchlike, because my family's still under the impression that I'm going to write a novel. Little do they know, I'm lazy as hell. A bunch of T-shirts ("Don't Drink and Derive!", "Sometimes I wonder, 'Why's that Frisbee getting bigger?' and then it hits me."), an analog clock that does military time and thus confuses the hell out of everyone, a bunch of DVDs of British comedies, and also this book on music and neurology I got from this girl that I talk to every once in a blue moon out of mere pity that I have no attraction to whatsoever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:05 Dec 27, 2007
  • Beer. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:48, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  • A couple of games for my Wii, the first three seasons of Seinfeld on DVD, a new wallet and the love and goodwill of my family at this special time of year. Damn goodwill; I wanted a bike. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:03, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Halo 3 Legendary Edition, a new Sharp TV, a new coat, a new shirt, Midnight Club II, a book about space, and a cold. My brother also got a new camera. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 16:09, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Hope you recover from Halo 3 your cold! --CUN RA Talk to me _ 01:39, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Car stuffs, books, clothes, sox, chocolates and a gift card, among other things. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 01:41, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Mountains of chocolate, an iPod, some lipgloss and a blue cheerleading pompom. My family have a very warped idea of my personality. -- Paw_print.jpg 02:38, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  • DVDs, CDs, books, and a scuba diving lesson that my doctor won't sign me off for because I have the mildest asthma in the world. For next christmas I'd like a kit for forging doctor's notes please. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:40, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Pirated DVDs about preforming magic, headphones, a Nerf gun, an I-owe-you for $100, a picture of a Star Wars Motorized Walking AT-AT Lego Set [1] (Which apparently will be arriving at my house sometime soon.) --PET Darth_Maul.gif 22:44, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  • I completed the Mad Max trilogy (finally), got the entire Sopranos, and some pjs. Then with a bit of cash, I bought the complete Strangers with Candy as my gift to me. Christmas was very good to THINKER. Especially considering that THINKER is a jew. --THINKER 06:42, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Seasons One and Two of Upright Citizens Brigade; Loads of gift cards to target, with which I purchased a new guitar (I know, target+musical instrument don't seem to go together, but it really is a good guitar) and the digital voice recorder I'm currently using to do audio in absence of working linux recording software; a class ring; some food gift cards; some gift cards to Best Buy, with which I bought a new HD graphics card; some gift cards to wal-mart, which I haven't spent yet; a zip-up hoodie; candy. That was a pretty damn good Christmas, if I do say so myself. And I just did. -RAHB 11:52, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • I got a chocolate yule log with a "best before" date of 24 December. Who decided it was a bright idea to manufacture such a thing? Certes 17:06, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  • $600 cold hard cash. Oh and a free, dogeared CD from the newspaper of "Chillout songs" (Its the lack of thought that counts). I'm gonna get a Wii or an XBox 360 with the money and blow the rest on my GF - She got me a freaking good suit! --DJ Irreverent 09:22, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Orphans/Unloved people

  • A mug, from a family member who recently went to London. Bottom insignia assured me it was "Real English Goods", while the sticker said "made in China". Nachomania 00:52, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • My damn parents still live under the assumption that we're Jews, so I don't get nothin. Someone want to buy me somethin? ~ Mordillo where is my DOUCHING? 12:20, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Nothing. Okay, so I got to talk to cops in front of my house for an hour or so before getting shipped off to the hospital for nine days so that they could examine my head. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:16 3 Jan, 2008)
  • The Captain allowed the crew a ration of one-half bottle of beer each on Christmas day, except for those on watch duty. Guess whome didn't get any ? di Mario 13:44, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
    • Eh? What are you talking about? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 02:05, 11 January 2008 (UTC)


  • *Shudder* a Spice Girls CD, Rcmurphy? Why? If you're female, that's okay. But if you're a man, then SHAME, SHAME, SHAME! --CUN RA Talk to me _ 11:53, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow, Cajek, Ye Old Luke, and I all got Stephen Colbert's I Am America. We should totally start a club. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:45, Dec 26
    It's got his White House press corps dinner speech at the back. He's got big balls. They've got their own gravitational pull. Mars is doomed, they say. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:18, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
    Might as well add that my sister got that for me as well. Boomer_christmas_sig.jpg Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 23:38, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
    My favorite part is the Stephen J. Colbert Award for Literary Excellence stamp on the front. Who would think to do that?--YeOldeLuke 10:41, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
    Don't forget the stickers! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:51, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Bradaphraser: I just know there's a story behind that one. Tell!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:14 Dec 27, 2007
    • He had some chairs. Then he was given some chairs. Now he has more chairs than before. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 10:43, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
    • How did you know that he already had chairs? --YeOldeLuke 10:48, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Were you the one that gave him chairs?!?!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 27 / 13:55)
    • The speculation is driving me crazy! User:Wehpudicabok/sig2 02:03, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
    • They were very nice chairs.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:44, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Ok, ok. I don't know if any of you have ever tried working at a computer with a malfunctioning chair, but it's just about the most irritating thing ever. My wife and I had gone through two computer chairs at various times, and were using really cheap crappy chairs to use the computers... and they were falling apart, too. I had been bugging my wife to get some new computer chairs, but they were too expensive, so I had her get two computer chairs for us, one for each computer. I figured, while we were at it, make our backup chairs not suck, too. So yeah, I got a bunch of chairs for Christmas, and I couldn't be happier about it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:57, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

What's with all the married people?

First Bradaphaser, then Pieface. It's an epidemic of married people on Uncyclopedia. Is being single and immature just not in vogue anymore? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 19:02, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Who ever said I wasn't immature? In fact, the wife points it out often.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:05, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
I'll be one of them before the end of 2008 as well. And nobody has ever accused me of maturity. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
I'm married... to Uncyclopedia! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:13, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Funny, I always thought Savethemooses would marry himself.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:18 Dec 28, 2007
Myself and I had a falling-out. I said something about him being not quite as brilliant as a thousand suns. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Geez, you could have rounded up for him at least.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:42 Dec 28, 2007
Well, sometimes ya knock the girl up, I reckon. Then her pappy gives ya two options; shotgun weddin' or a date with a rope and the oak tree out by the paved road. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:37, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
In case you're wondering, that date didn't end well (no kiss).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:12, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
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