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WTF? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 15:41,18July,2010

Simple explanation

Nothing. It's Safari. Go kill yourself. Or use a real browser. FireFox, Google Chrome, and even Internet Explorer should suffice. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:47, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Internet Explorer sucks. Firefox sucks. Bitch. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 15:50,18July,2010
What's sucks about them? The fact that you don't know how to use either of them, cause they are both quite fast (FireFox currently gives me faster download speed than Chrome does, and this is with my extensions on) and are not prone to crashes unless you're on a shit computer, or what? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:53, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
I have both IE and Firefox installed on my computer. Safari has been more reliable for me than FF has, and Internet Explorer just plain sucks, everyone knows that. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 16:10,18July,2010
You're kidding, right? Safari is slow shit. FireFox doesn't ever crash for me. And is this "Internet Explorer just plain sucks" actually based on anything or is it the typical anti-Microsoft rhetoric from Apple-fags (I see you have iTunes open. Lulz. "Hi! I drain your CPU more than any other media player!"). MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:16, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
IE always goes extremely slow for me, that's from experience. And Safari 5 is actually quite fast. And I like iTunes. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 16:27,18July,2010
Also, I just tried opening this page with FireFox. Safari went faster. So there. Bitch.
You're just an ass, then. Also, what OS do you run? I'm curious. It looks like Windows Vista or 7. It had better be the latter. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:35, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
Vista. Bitch. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 17:19,18July,2010
... Why?:Must you make me hate you? Seriously, it's Safari. If anyone (Wikia people, in this case) were to try to fix it, it'd most likely break it for other browsers. I've sent them the complaint regardless. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:03, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
The thing is, I've used Safari since I started here, and this is the first time I've seen this happen. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 18:38,18July,2010
Cheddar, can you tell me if it is still doing it? It shouldn't. I just checked. If it is still doing that to you, then it is because of something on your computer and no one here can help you. However, we do have tech support on the phone almost 24/7 if you want horrible advice. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:51, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yep, still doin' it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:45,18July,2010
Well, I have no clue why it isn't working for you. If you haven't changed settings on anything or something then I don't know what the fuck to do. Hmm... Search your C drive for system32. If you find it, delete it. It's spamware. That should fix your computer. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:15, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

And if you really want this fixed on Safari

Then have an admin unprotect everything on the front page and I could fix all the alignment issues (which is really all this is, if it isn't just the regular Safari being complete and utter shit). MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:57, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

It's not just the front page. It's every page. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 16:09,18July,2010
Then it's just because Safari sucks. But still, all the stuff on the front page should be unprotected. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:16, July 18, 2010 (UTC)


It's not Safari. Well, maybe. It's Vista. Losers. Also, use Opera. ~ Readmesoon 17:35, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Opera does have this nice feature going for it that it actually supports real CSS, unlike junk-heaps like firefox that still don't... things tend to actually look right in Opera, though, regardless of OS. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 05:08 (UTC)

I think the question everyone needs to ask is...

Why does Cheddar has ED on his favorites bar? Shall we roll him in tar and feathers? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:37, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

ED? I don't remember putting that there... MAYBE IT'S A SIGN. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 17:54,18July,2010
Yes, it's a sign you suffer from Erectile Dysfunction. Old news, really. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:58, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
If I had any respect for him before, it would be gone. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hahahaha. More hilariously, he also reads Questionable Content. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:26, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

what the fuck? qc sucks balls. --nachlader 22:42, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah! That's our niche! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:48, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
Pssh. QC rocks. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:44,18July,2010
it really really really doesn't. --nachlader 00:18, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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