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I just reached the 1000-page mark on my watchlist, and for some reason I'm interested in hearing what kinds of pages other users have on their watchlists. So answer the following - it's like one of those annoying email forwards except there's no "make a wish and scroll down" bit. —rc (t) 05:08, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. How many pages do you have on your watchlist?
  2. What are the first and last pages listed?
  3. Which namespace contains the most pages on your watchlist?
  4. Which contains the fewest?
  5. How many page titles contain the word "Uncyclopedia" (not counting namespace)?
  6. How many page titles contain the word "Benson"?
  7. How many page titles contain your username?
  8. List a page you watchlisted at one point, but now you have no idea why you did so.
  9. What is (are) the strangest page(s) on your watchlist?
  10. What is the page you're most embarrassed to have on your watchlist?
  11. Make a wish and scroll down your watchlist while counting to twenty. If you finish before reaching the bottom you will have good luck 4ever!!!
  1. 1000
  2. "Paul is dead" hoax and UnTunes:Main Page
  3. Forum:
  4. Help:, Wilde: and Undictionary: (0 pages each)
  5. 47
  6. 24
  7. 22 (only 1 not counting userspace)
  8. Category:He:קטגוריה:סקס
  9. George's self esteem
  10. User:Braydie/User:Braydierc (t) 05:08, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 21. (Damn I suck.)
  2. Bella Goth and Forum:Join the Grue Army! (Yes, again.), if you mean alphabetically.
  3. User: (8)
  4. Help:, Wilde:, Dictionary:, Image:, well, ahell lotta them. (0)
  5. Four.
  6. No BENSON. I don't know why!
  7. Seven. Most of which are unfinished projects.
  8. Game:Capture the Flag/Maps
  9. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bella Goth (Double suck. I'm paranoid!)
  10. User:High Gen. Grue/UnScripts:The Grand Army - Pure Vanity.
  11. Woo! I'm getting good luck! (Fine, I scrollled REALLY slowly and counted by fives. (5, 10, 15, 20)

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:38, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. Five. Always liked Recent Changes, custom nav links, and the links on my userpage better.
  2. Sergei Rachmaninoff and User:Thekillerfroggy
  3. Tie between my own namespace and the mainspace.
  4. Everything except my namespace, mainspace and UnNews
  5. None
  6. None
  7. Two.
  8. N/A
  9. My userpage.
  10. N/A
  11. Cock and balls, I suck at watchlisting. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:56, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 77.
  2. Alliteration, Forum:Village Dump
  3. Uncyclopedia:
  4. Help:, Wilde: (we should really get rid of this namespace), UnNews:, Undictionary: (this one too), Game:, Babel:, and UnTunes:, all with zero.
  5. 1.
  6. Zero, and God willing it'll stay that way.
  7. 9; none outside userspace.
  8. User:Moo
  9. The answer can only be Fisher Price.
  10. Uncyclopedia:Rating System.
--Algorithm 06:36, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 329.
  2. 4'33" and Forum:Village Dump (though the last alphabetically is ).
  3. User with 82.
  4. Help, Wilde, Babel, and UnTunes. All 0.
  5. 5.
  6. 0. I can't believe rc has 24.
  7. 25, all userspace subpages.
  8. Numpad5.
  9. ‎What to do if you open your front door one day and there is a portal to an alternate dimension instead of what you expected to see, which was probably something along the lines of whatever is usually outside your house.
  10. Admin Smackdowns.
  11. PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT SEND THIS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 10 PEOPLE IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS Spang talk 07:39, 04 Jul 2007

  1. 132
  2. ‎British class system and Forum:Want to reproduce Uncyclopedia in a newspaper
  3. User:
  4. Template:/Mediawiki: ignoring those with 0
  5. 5
  6. 0
  7. 7 (including my user page and subpages)
  8. Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time
  9. Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time
  10. Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time
  11. I need a bigger watchlist :(

-- sannse@Wikia (talk) 08:09, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 1001
  2. Administrators, ‎UnTunes:The Uncyclopedian's Song
  3. User
  4. Category
  5. 50
  6. 2
  7. 25
  8. I regularly clean out my watchlist, so none. Ask again next week
  9. That there's a thousand friggin' things on my watchpage, and also that there's a thousand friggin' things on my watchpage
  10. Image:HebrewhottiesPhoto-haim-zach008 A.jpgThe image I have in my mind of what is could be is far better than whatever it actually is. Oh, you said "embarrassing". I heard "aroused". My bad.Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:44, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 525. For sanity's sake I try to keep it around 500
  2. First: "Better Dead than Red" - one of the many ICUs I watch until they get deleted. First entry that's actually staying is *. Last: Forum:Why is quoting yourself so bad?, just in case anyone ever asks again.
  3. Mainspace
  4. Apart from the zeros, surprisingly it's UnNews, which I don't pay nearly enough attention to - sorry all you journalists! The one article is a good one though: UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It.
  5. 13 Uncycs, or 5 not counting user pages and my javascript.
  6. 2 Bensons
  7. 11 usernames, all in userspace.
  8. Various userpages of people who probably looked like stupids at the time but had all their pages deleted since so they look all blameless. Also MediaWiki:Uncyclopedia.js, which I can't change and probably wouldn't, but am still fascinated by.
  9. Special:Random (although there is a reason...) and of course Strange!
  10. Definitely User:Cainad/BENSON, which almost makes me look like a Bensonite. Which I'm not! (Honest.)
  11. Finished counting before I got to the bottom of mainspace. I need to prune this list... Cool topic Rc! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:45, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 646, but I've purged the redlinks a number of times.
  2. ‎0.999... ... ‎Forum:You bunch of ingrates!
  3. Namespaceless Articles
  4. Of those listed (therefore they have been watchlisted at least once), Babel, with one watch.
  5. 19 - "Uncyclopedia" alone, 6 - "Uncyclopedia" as part of a word (usually "Uncyclopedian"), 4 - Special pages, like uncyclopedia.css.
  6. 4
  7. 21. 19 in the User namespace, 2 in Image.
  8. I know why I watched every one of them, even ‎Merv the Somewhat Unenthused.
  9. They've all been CVP'd, therefore they aren't worth linking.
  10. Toss up between Pee Wee Herman and Lady Burtlingtot (what were we thinking?)

Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.14:14


1. 32. I don't like having too many.
2. ‎A Guide for Freshers: What you should and shouldn’t take to a lecture and ‎UnNews:Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia. Yeah, both written by me.
3. Mainspace
4. Several contain zero, but I have only one UnNews.
5. Zero
6. Zero
7. 5. All userspace pages.
8. The Sea. Maybe I just watched it because it's kinda crap.
9. One of my articles. Probably Article Huffing.
10. Chuck Norris. I only want to ensure people don't screw up the quote randomiser thingy. I swear it.

Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:32, 4 July 2007 (UTC)



1. 35.
2. A. Wyatt Mann and Forum:Zimmer.
3. Forum.
4. Template.
5. 1.
6. 1.
7. 1.
8. .
9. Forum:Need info on "A. Wyatt Mann", cartoonist, Nazi, hatemonger, and sometimes poet..
10. Forum:BENSON IS HERE.
11. I wish I get unbanned from devantART.

--Hrodulf 17:15, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


1. 29 watched, not counting talk
2. 667:Neighbor of The Beast, ‎Forum:New type of award to encourage rewrites?
3. Userpages. Know thine enemy(ies)
4. There are a crapload of namespaces with none, including UnDictionary, UnBooks, and UnScripts.
5. none
6. 0 (BENSON was just a little before my time, I think)
7. 12
8. There may have been one, once, but I probably purged it.
9. No really strange ones, except maybe Pen Island, but then I did make it.
10. Uncyclopedia:VFS. I am an ambitious, egotistical jerk.
11. I wish to win something at PLS


P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:13, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 208 now, but it used to be 2500+.. then it took me an hour to get rid of them. (I had a .js function that added a page to my watchlist if I reverted it.)
  2. % and Uncyclopedia:True Facts and Other Deleted Prose
  3. Main one ofc.
  4. Uncyclopedia:
  5. 2
  6. 0
  7. 7
  8. Johnny Asscrack/Farting on Television
  9. Johnny Asscrack/Farting on Television
  10. Johnny Asscrack/Farting on Television
  11. FUCK. Rc, you're totally a witch for making me miss out on good luck. Aww, only joking, feelingz n stuff. —Braydie 23:23, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 569
  2. Uncyclopedia:VFS‎/User talk:Splaka‎
  3. I'm not sure, but I'll go with User:
  4. MediaWiki: (4 pages)
  5. 20
  6. 1 (His userpage...)
  7. 54 (Well, I have several subpages...)
  8. User:16:05, 17 March 2007 Tompkins (Talk contribs) blocked Miltopia the Second (contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (ban evasion) (God, I don't even remember when I added this one...)
  9. Uncyclopedia:Lists of common misspellings/For machines (Check out the history on that one.)
  10. User:Braydie
  11. Yes please.

-- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:53, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 1525 pages
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic, [1]
  3. Mainspace First, Forum Second, User Third
  4. Game (of the ones I actually have there), only one page watched
  5. 18 (16 in the Forum)
  6. 7 (6 from Forum)
  7. 41 (all from User space. Note: I didn't count pages with just "Brad" in the name, there were at least a dozen more of those)
  8. Actually, I can't remember ever having gone to the Game:Zork 2 page, and I can't think of why I would have watchlisted it, since I'm almost positive I didn't edit it.
  9. Probably User:The Brad, since this person has nothing to do with me, and they could have just taken "Brad," why did the use "The Brad?" Then again, why didn't I just take "Brad?"
  10. this one, easily

--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:42, 5 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 64
  2. Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist & Template:Sock
  3. Mainspace
  4. Template
  5. 4
  6. 2
  7. 12
  8. Bethesda Softworks
  9. Bethesda Softworks, I maed a yuky doody, Jerry Jackson, That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
  10. Nothing, really. --General Insineratehymn 00:46, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 6
  2. Landover Baptist Church
  3. Mainspace (that is, the 11-dimensional space we all maek yuky doodies in)
  4. ? 0 entries for most namespaces.
  5. 0
  6. 0
  7. 2, one of them defunct (note to self: edit watchlist)
  8. VUE -- it no longer exists. Useless.
  9. See previous.
  10. See previous.

I only use watchlist to track vandalized articles in which I have a personal steak (either porterhouse or sirloin tip). Watchlist is a good tool to have, and I have one of the shortest tools on Uncyc. I am very ashamed proud. ----OEJ 19:32, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

6 as it were.. isn't bad. It's nothing compared to brad's 1525 though.. —Braydie 23:29, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
What's the purpose of having a watchlist when half of the site's pages are on it? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:42, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
You might be surprised... of my (now) 1005 watched pages, "only" 95 have been edited in the past three days. In the long run it means less Recent Changes crawling. —rc (t) 04:48, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. 188
  2. Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD and User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla
  3. UnNews (50)
  4. Forum (7)
  5. Six
  6. Zero
  7. Eighteen
  8. Johnny Asscrack
  9. Johnny Asscrack
  10. Johnny Asscrack

Terrible. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:01, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 62 (I just cleaned it recently)
  2. Bob the Generic n00b and UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia
  3. Userspace has one more than mainspace
  4. UnNews and Image both have one
  5. 3
  6. 0
  7. 20
  8. HowTo:Vandalise Wikipedia/Stop
  9. Probably PHNURR! or Sprite comic
  10. There really isn't anything embarrassing.

--Andorin Kato 03:58, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


Wow. All I have is User talk:Olipro. Someone's hacking my account! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:13, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 77
  2. Barbie doll worship and Worst 100 Things to Put In An IV
  3. Userspace (primarily talks that I thanked and never pruned)
  4. Template (3) and UnNews (2)
  5. 0
  6. 0
  7. 4
  8. Caps Lock
  9. Uncyclopedia:Sandbox
  10. UnNews:Makers of American Pie sued for False Advertising (crappy article I done writed)

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:53, 8 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 128
  2. 23 (number) and UnNews:To cut back on sexual behavior, local preschool bans all interaction between students
  3. Mainspace (42)
  4. Image (1)
  5. 0
  6. 0
  7. 12, mostly useless redirects I forgot about
  8. User:THE/arkive one doesn't exist, never has existed.
  9. Prolixipaedia Manual of Comedic Writing and ‎User:Polystyrene Man
  10. User:Fonchezzz and Global warming

--THE 14:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 675 (Jesus, really?? Must've been all those redcat cleanups..)
  2. 9035768 and UnTunes:You can stand under my umbrella (you can also feel my antenna)
  3. Mainspace
  4. UnTunes, Game
  5. 5 (Counting "Uncyclopedian" variants)
  6. 0
  7. 0 (besides my namespace stuff)
  8. Π
  9. Cause Of Hitler, Japan (battleship)
  10. Chuck Norris
  11. User:Dr. Fenwick - a good man indeed.

Well that was utterly pointless. The best way to enjoy being awake at 4 am.. --THINKER 08:08, 10 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 1,693
  2. "Man Booker Prize" and Forum:Writing a numbers article
  3. A vague tie between Mainspace and Uncyclopedia:
  4. Help:
  5. 38
  6. 11
  7. 30
  8. Proportion
  9. What a girl wants, The Mooshes
  10. User:Olipro

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:55, 12 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 99. And I swear, if you follow that up by singing "99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall," I will judo-chop you into the next decade.
  2. ...of Doom - WikiWars (alphabetically, namespace excluded)
  3. Main namespace by far.
  4. Game:
  5. One. Just one.
  6. Not a damn one, thank god.
  7. Six
  8. User:Olipro. I actually do not remember watchlisting that.
  9. See above.
  10. See above again.
  11. I wish Arcee wasn't such a horse's cock.

Hinoa talk.kun 04:03, 12 July 2007 (UTC)


  1. 107
  2. 1927 and UnNews:Dyslexic Fundamentalists launch Croation Museum
  3. Mainspace
  4. Most of them
  5. 2
  6. 0
  7. Just mine
  8. Elf and Elves
  9. Harry Houdini
  10. Beaver
  11. I wish I was a real, live boy, instead of a crack golem.

--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:34, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

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