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BENSON has finally passed Mhaille. It's been a long and winding road, but, in the end, Mhaille's longevity just couldn't keep up with the BENSONeers' undying deity-whoring. Whether you're a BENSON lover or hater, truly you must admit this is a remarkable occurrence. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:13, Apr 23
Benson cheated. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:36, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Wow, Benson surpassing Mhaille in links truly is remarkable! Spang talk 03:39, 23 Apr 2008
Hey, that's a great way to put it, Spang! I wish I'd thought of saying it like that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:45, Apr 23
I did warn you that this would happen. In other news, TheLedBalloon has passed Modusoperandi, as well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Wooo! I'm coming for you next, User:Tom mayfair/Template:UPotM! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:45, Apr 23
I see good ol' UN:N is still at #11. Just out of the limelight, but well ahead of whoever this BENSON guy is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 10:00, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Ahh, you crazy kids. I remember back in the day I used to care about who had the most pagelinks. Then I realised that Wikistats are the only ones that really count, and my life turned round. Sudenly complete strangers were offerng me their daughters' hands (which frankly I found a little creepy; I haven't much use for an amputated hand), my boss gave me a promotion, my length and girth increased by visible inches and I won Time magazine's "Man Of The Year". All this could be yours. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:34, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
...In exchange for money and referring friends to do the same. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 11:14, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Quick, somebody in PEEING post! We can still tie Led! Oh, wait. We just temporarily tied Led! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:08, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
PEEING. I'm a PEEING Member. --User:The Improver/sig20:28, Apr 23 2008 (UTC)
If only some kind of fightback could begin. /me sneaks off to abuse bureau powers and delete any user who mentions Benson from this moment on.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
And the most linked to VFH page? Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:USA ROCKS! at #247! Woo whoring! Oh crap, I just added another link... (how the hell did STM whore that much??? The second most whored article at #480 has only 2/3rds the links...)   Le Cejak <Apr 23, 2008 [22:43]>
Three words: Signatures.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:55 Apr 23, 2008
It should STILL count! He's whorin' all over the damn place with his signature! how DARE he!   Le Cejak <Apr 23, 2008 [23:06]>
Two words: Oh, mooses... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Tasers. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:21, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
What's tasers, precious? -- Gollum


This reminds me of back when Todd Lyons actually surpassed Jesus. That was a real milestone for us. Of course, now with an increase in Atheism and an even greater increase in link whoring on new user's talk pages, those days are over. Mhaille is the new hurdle to overcome in our endeavors. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 20:15, 24 April 2008 (UTC)


Eh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:31, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Which reminds me

When's the new slut list coming? It's been several months already. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:29, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy is better than Drugs

  • User:Thekillerfroggy ‎(4,771 links)
  • Drugs ‎(4,724 links)

- RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 02:29, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Not better, just more popular. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:12, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
But with worse side-effects.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I am better than Women!

...but not as good as an Emo...

185. Emo ‎(1,157 links)

186. User talk:Bradaphraser ‎(1,141 links)

187. Women ‎(1,136 links)

Gotta love these lists...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:44, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

I am better than THEDUDEMAN, Japan and Americans

But Hitler pwned me. :(

  • Adolf Hitler ‎(1,220 links)
  • User:Enzo Aquarius ‎(1,217 links)
  • User talk:THEDUDEMAN ‎(1,211 links)
  • Japan ‎(1,205 links)
  • American ‎(1,204 links)

I forgot to sign my post, damn. :( - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 00:11, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

So when's the next slut list?

Peanuts.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:07 Apr 29, 2008

So when's the next slut list?

Penis. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 00:10, 29 April 2008 (UTC)


How the hell does my talk page have so many more links than my userpage? My talk page evidently has 585 links. My userpage isn't even on the most linked list, which means it has less than 290 links, the lowest number. It is very possible that my talk page could have twice as many links as my userpage. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:56, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, I'm stumped. But that's just me: I'm easily stumped.   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [4:03]>
For some STUPID reason, the list doesn't consider a picture that links to a page for the slutlist. So your lovely picture is slut-free. However, your talkpage says the same thing, so who cares?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:21, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
The stupid reason being that you're using an external link to make the picture into a link. External links don't count for anything. Spang talk 14:53, 29 Apr 2008
Well, that sucks. I guess that means that links will slowly build to turn my talkpage into an unstoppable monster, while my userpage will stay tiny and insignificant. At least until I decide to stop basing my sig on an image. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:59, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
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