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But really, ?pedia is our friend.

Those Uncyclopedia cast-offs have defied me one too many times. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:07, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

They wrote this article just for people like you, Guildy.   Le Cejak <1:11 Jun 16, 2009>
All the more reason we should destroy them, if you ask me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:15, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
We already destroyed them. It was called the 2008 Presidential Election. We whooped their asses. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Did you check out the activity on that wiki? Seems to me like they've already been destroyed. IronLung 02:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

We Must Annex Illogicopedia

If they are indeed on the verge of distruction, as you say. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:37, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

They're leaving because somebody is being an ass.   Le Cejak <4:35 Jun 16, 2009>

We Must Destroy Nerd42

If he is being an ass, as you say. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

We Must Destroy Cajek

Unless he nominates me to become an admin next. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:19, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

/me scratches Joe9320 off "potential admin" list Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:46, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Don't bring up my name about admin stuff. fucking moron   Le Cejak <19:17 Jun 16, 2009>
The next admin will be Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, anyway, since Cajek is likely to disappear before the next vote happens and also because I'd leave forever if they tried to make me an admin. I would accept CIA rights, though... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure Rabbi is going to be the next admin when (and if) we have another VFS. Saberwolf116 21:01, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I forgot about my fellow poopsmith... Well, when that happens, I believe the cabal will expect you Saber to fill his shoes at VFD. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:03, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
That job will likely go to socky. Saberwolf116 21:14, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
You don't want the poop rubbed on you like a deranged rabbit, young one? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:15, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Huh? Saberwolf116 21:17, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
You're doing it wrong. I said to use your teeth. Bite into it! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:19, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Are we still talking about poopsmiths and the Cabal? Saberwolf116 21:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
We're talking about you sucking me off like a shit-covered deranged Playboy bunny. Please do keep up. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Let's get back on topic. What were you saying about the next vfs? Saberwolf116 21:36, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
We make RDB's stalker an admin. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:37, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Good thing, too. RDB need's someone to inform him that he is FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER. Saberwolf116 21:38, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
And when he has destroyed Uncyclopedia, we can all move to Illogicopedia. Genius! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:47, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
There is a 5-25% chance that I'm going to be admin next (but I couldn't nominate myself. No wonder why Uncyclopedia is the worst). GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:43, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
Try zero. Seriously, I know a guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:47, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

CAN I B A ADMIN??? CAN I BE ADMIN??? CAN I B AN ADMIN??? CAN I B AN ADMIN??? CAN I BE A ADMIN??? CAN I B ADMIN???   Le Cejak <14:35 Jun 21, 2009>

You? Sure. In fact, I'm making you double-admin. It's super extra special and only the finest users get it. It's so super extra special in fact, that even I, Modusoperandi, am not awesome enough to be told what it is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:29, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
Here's your plunger and your "special" mop. Oh, and the broom is over there. Enjoy!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:35, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

There is no Illogicopedia!

There is AID EPOC IGOLLI. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:04, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

We Must Destory Aid Epod Igolli

If there is no Illogiopedia, as you say. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:39, 16 June 2009 (UTC)


Thanks to Cajek for providing the link to somebody. Unintentionally hilarious - was this his best article that should have been posted for VFH ? I did scratch my head on 'the ribaldry cycle' which I imagine , is a bicycle that relies on humour rather than wheels for a rider to get around on ! This idea is almost good for its own article. The fact the illogics came to uncyclopedia soliciting for suppliers to their wiki does reveal a huge weakness in their current set up. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

You know the old saying, "When you want the Worst, go to Uncyclopedia". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:01, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, Illogicopedia sucks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
"ribaldry cycle" = a group of people attracts others with like preferences, and pushes away those with different preferences; ergo, the preferences of the group are positively re-enforced. I.e. the Democratic party attracts liberals, Crazy Fundie churches attract crazy fundamentalist new members, illogicopedia attracts those who write randomness, et cetera. In other words, its esoteric jargon used to express a common occurrence. --Mn-z 16:25, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Back on Topic

We must destroy Illogicopedia, if they suck, as I say. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Dude, didn't you get the memo? Our enemy is ED! NO SOFT COCKS IN UNCYCLOPEDIA!   Le Cejak <17:04 Jun 17, 2009>
Wait, I thought we were trying to destroy Wookiepedia.... Did our enemy change? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:05, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, yes, ED is our ultimate enemy, but before we can take on the big guy we need to push the little guys outta the way first. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:07, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
DEATH TO MEMORY ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A Bent Wookie 17:13, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
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