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Chimp smoking

The Post-Coital smoke is always the most satisfying.

I think that it important that we recognize this. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

It isn't a waste when Mhaille does it. --ChiefjusticePS3 20:01, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
First off, that was a duck. And besides, does it really count? The duck only lasted two seconds... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:02, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
Do you mean to say that that lopsided thing he was waving in our faces and seemed to be so generously offering us wasn't a banana after all? And here I thought he was just being a good host! --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:13, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Go die in a fire Mhaille and take every admin with you - then go in another fire and die again for good measure - also you can take your HTFANS and stick it up your ballsac - nobody cares.

seriously, you'd huff the Mona Lisa cause it's not "funny" and fails "QA" yet I bet if I wrote something about a chimp being strapped to a naked dude being blasted into the sun it'd be a fucking Feature - great job guys.. great job. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 92.12.124.110 (talk • contribs)

There's only one way to find out. Just make sure the chimp doesn't decent into cliché. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:44, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
What sort of sick mind would even consider writing something as twisted as that? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Mr. angry Ip. I have to say, in a forum with the topic of self-deprecation really the wisest place to put a comment like this? I mean, when somebody makes a forum that basically says, "Hey everybody, I suck." and you go in there and are all like "YEAH YOU DO!!!" everybody just thinks, "Man that guy's an asshole" It doesn't exactly change any minds, now does it? Your comment would be much more effective if Mhaille posted something about how awesome he is. Then you could be all like, "FUCK YOU YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS TWIT!" It gives your hateful comment a lot more, ooomph because it would be in response to something actually stupid that he said, as opposed to the straw man shit you're doing, know what I mean? Fucking trolling, how does it wErk? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 23:54, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
I disagree. I think even if I did post something about how awesome I am, which we'll take as a universal, the guy will still come across as an asshole. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
eat my balls and stuff them up your vagina - there? sound better/ less asshole-ish.. you fucking trolls.
See? Told you... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Mhaille is awesome. End of discussion. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:35, 7 September 2010
shut up Sock, it is over when I say it is over - you can shove your manners up your giant anus fir a face and see how awesome you are then: also whoever bans me this time shall be cursed by the spirit of FUCK YOU JEW, because they will be a fucking Jew.. you know what that means? yes it means they will be black.. only black people are Jewish.

now who's educated eh? you ignorant fuckers got owned.

Its pronounced edumacated....don't you knows nothing? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
You know, I have to say, these insults aren't making a whole lot of sense, either. How does somebody stick something up their "ballsack?" I'm pretty sure that a ballsack doesn't have any holes, and even if it did, there's no way to take something like a webpage and stick it in there. You could print it off, I suppose, but it'd still be pretty impossible, is all I'm saying. Also, it would be considerably difficult for Mhaille to both eat your balls and stick them up his vagina, unless you just want him to suck on them for a while. But he probably can't literally eat them. You could do it in the reverse order though, I suppose. Also, since "manners" is an abstract idea, I'm pretty sure that it's impossible to shove them anywhere. I do agree though. All jews are black! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 14:49, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
Manures is not an abraxas idea, and also, no monkey can decent anywhere in this kind of disgustion. Am I making myself clear? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:29, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
"I bet if I wrote something about a chimp being strapped to a naked dude being blasted into the sun it'd be a fucking Feature"? Shit, that sounds awesome. You should write that, man. --Roman Dog Bird 19:45, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
For -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 15:23, Sep 9

can't argue there

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