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- A black wang, a white wang, and a asian wang walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Gee look at all the diversity here!" Also, the asian wang is small. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 17:31, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
- wang dang....sweet poon tang, i don't know --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:26, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
- A bunch of kids call up some chinese guy in a convenience store
Chinese guy: Hewo, wangs conah shop.
- Kid:Hey there, can I talk to wing?
Chinese guy: no...no wing...I wang.
- Kid:Okay, then could I talk to wong?
Chinese guy: No you lisen to me...I wang, no wong.
- Kid: Oh...I guess I wing the wong number (hysterical laughing in the background)
Chinese guy: No I no wing, no wong, I wang.
- (Hysterical laughter growing and growing)
Chinese guy:Wah so funny? I wang
- (Laugter so loud it hurts the chinese guy's ears)
Chinese: U no laugh. I kick you outta store. You no come back. You no welcome in Wang conah shop.
The next day the kids go to wangs corner shop and buy Dr. Pepper, a porno and some smarties. Mr. Wang didn't realise it was them. The end. --02:31, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
A wang and a wang and a wang go to see a wang at the Wangpark. While they're wanging there, wanging their own business, a wang walks up to them and gets all up in their wang. So one of the wangs decides to pour his soda down the wang's pants. This angers the wang so he beats the other wangs to death, covering the row beneath them in semen unintentionally. The wang then goes to buy something phallic at the wang bar, without even offering to clean up his mess. The surrounding wangs stare disapprovingly at him and turn back to watch the wang (after all, it's a close one, the score is tied, Wang to Wang in the top of the Wangth). - 06:45, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
 06:14, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, check out MY Wang.
Wang is Gnaw backwards
Ouch. [Unless you're into that sort of thing] -07:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
- That's why all the girls call my Wang "the Jawbreaker".