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I hate all these new whippersnappers! They're ugly and pretentious and they listen to bad music! And what's wrong with you Golden Oldies who still hang out here; why is it that the only thing anyone wants to talk about anymore is ads and how much buttrape we're willing to accept from wikia? Ye gods, in my day we didn't give a shit and just tried to write funny stuff while occasionally running around to give each other wedgies. WHERE ARE MY PILLS?! --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 17:22, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Who? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
You're not the pretty young nurse that's been managing my medicines! Get out of my house, and get a haircut you filthy hippie! --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 17:46, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Now you're hurting my feelings. *sniff* Jerk! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
If it makes you feel better, you can steal her pills. Exchange them for M&Ms. She won't know the difference. Yes, Cainad is a she. Don't let the moustache fool you. She's only got it because I've been stealing her pills. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:15, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Eh? You know damn well that I wouldn't be a "she" if you hadn't fallen asleep on the job during the incident! And why do my pills taste so good today? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 05:14, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Good god Modus that might be the funniest comment I have ever read.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:54 5 August 2009
Also hello, Cainad.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:54 5 August 2009

Quick! Everyone from 2007 or earlier talk here!

Cause the new guys suck. Actually, they don't. Which is a major problem. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:30, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh yay! I feel included!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:40 5 August 2009
Because you suck balls? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:50, 5 Aug
Because I've been about since Dec 07. and yes I suck, which is why I've been writer of the month.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:53 5 August 2009
Don't know. Segregation of some sort? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:19, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Do we get the good water fountains? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:26, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
You can have whatever you want Modus. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 5, 20:31
No Modus. We get all the water fountains. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
All your water fountains are etc? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:38, Aug 6
With savings? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:42, Aug 6
No. Without savings. That's the irony of it all. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I feel like I belong! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:58, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
And I really should read earlier comments. Dammit Orian... Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah you should -- copy cat!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:14 6 August 2009

:( Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:05, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Insert message about something here. ~ Tophatsig 6/08/2009 @ 20:09
I share the sentiment. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:46, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Who are all these old geezers?

Keep popping up out of nowhere and leaving random comments everywhere only to disappear again. They're just jealous because they don't understand the kids of today. MAKE THAT LEFT OR TURN OFF YOUR SIGNAL GRANDPA! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:36, 6 Aug

Is there actually a definite line between the old and new uncyc generations?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:39 6 August 2009
Yes. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:42, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Lad, you should've seen this place back in twenty ought-five... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:04, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
What exactly is the definite line? Are we so different underneath etc etc.--ChiefjusticeDS 21:08, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It's exactly what it is. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
The line can be drawn on the date that (insert predictable use of {{username}} here) joined. Obviously. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:47, Aug 7
The complexities of lfe revolves alone around that statement. What be life, since there is such a theoretically profound statement. Only the hierarchy of the glorious cookie store can equal such magnificence and, well, pomposity. The single word at the back is of such magnitude, that we will forever be enthralled by the mysterious shroud covering the statment. 'Tis amazing! //zh Singapore's turning 44! 10:59 August 8
Yes! My sig still lives! zh/Singapore IS 4412:46 August 10
Wait... no. It doesn't. zh/Singapore IS 4412:47 August 10
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