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“I WANT THE FUNNY!”
“YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FUNNY!”
“Hoisting ones self from the ceiling on barbells freshly driven through ones own nipples is an intensely painful and pleasurable sensation”
“Improv? Im great at improv. For instance I have found myself without sex toys on several occasions. Anything can work for stimulation as long as its firm enough. A pickle, a mayonnaise jar, even a bratwurst if you have one handy. A freshly peeled Spanish onion slides in with ease and gives a pleasant tingle on insertion. At one point last year the entire contents of my refrigerator had been inside my anus”
Hi everyone, how are y'all?
I'm here since i'm looking for something: Do any of you have a vector version of the Uncyc potato? (sans text please - just a vector)
I'm looking to make an vector (svg) Village Dump logo, and I want to put the potato in it. Thanks || Airman Yrtneg is a natural cuddly toy. 20:26, November 17, 2012 (UTC)