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Hello BENSON Sir, who are you?Hardeehar 14:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

THAT IS SIMPLE. BENSON IS...BETTER THAN YOU!!! --Anyone 15:19, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Here is the long and short of BENSON. He is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Powershot is the world leader.

Nobody gives a shit about Powershot. If you had simply just written the article and let it be, it might've done well. But you parading around every forum saying that Powershot is the greatest thing to grace the Earth simply makes people want to pound your ego into its rightful place. --User:Nintendorulez 19:46, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
Shut up about Powershot. No one gives a shit about it. It's not our fault that these events have taken place. You brought this upon yourself. --General Insineratehymn 22:17, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
Powershot sucks. Hell, I'm probably better than Powershot. And I suck. A lot. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:52, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
BENSON agrees. Crazyswordsman's level of suckiness is far lower than Powershot's. Powershot sucks a lot. Literally. Benson 23:04, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
I AGREE, MY LIEGE! --General Insineratehymn 23:05, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
POWERSHOT IS EVEN WORSE THAN COL. SWORDMAN. SINCE BOTH DEFY BENSON, BUT POWERSHOT ASSHOLE GOES FURTHER AND TRIES TO WHORE HIS CRAP FOR CRAP ARTICLE. --User:Nintendorulez 23:09, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
A LONG TIME AGO, I DECLARED MYSELF TO BE COL. SWORDMAN'S ARCHRIVAL. I GUESS MY MERE PRESENCE IS KEEPING HIM FAR, FAR AWAY. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:04, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
You bow down to some pitiful idol called BENSON. Well guess what I got news for you, In latin BENSON means stupidiest moron to ever grace time itself. He likes you guys worshipping him because he is a sick and power-hungry baby-man. Pope Tyrone would crush all of you for worshipping such a false idol. You have put your efforts into creating a sanctuary for a random kid who talks in all caps. Thats fucked up, big time. Focus your efforts on something more important such as making this site better, rather than carrying out the wishes of some random asshole. --207.161.4.160 00:04, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
You know what is fucked up, Powershot. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:10, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
Bullshit, Mr. Anon Proxy. I study latin in my spare time, and Benson most certainly does not mean "stupidest moron to ever grace time itself". I believe you made that up on the spot. Cut it out with the petty insults, as you are only degrading your intelligence furthur. --General Insineratehymn 00:12, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
OK Insineratehymn what does BENSON mean in Latin? If you can give me something more reasonable than "stupidest moron to ever grace time itself" I would happy to listen, but until then I still think BENSON is a complete fool. Shark Bite Corporation will own you, and once they own you they will most likely execute you. Thats a fact.
Here's a better idea: do some research yourself. Also, before you go call everyone assholes, I suggest you look at your own comments, as your article whoring and near constant use of ad hominem makes you an asshole yourself. Also, I suggest you refrain from death threats as well. --General Insineratehymn 00:36, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

I haven't made a single death threat ever, and I'd like it if you could point one out to me. I also do not know what ad hominem is. And I did some research on what BENSON means in latin and you were right, my translation was a little off. It really means "stupidest fucking moron to ever grace time itself."

You made a death threat just now, by saying "Shark Bite Corporation will own you, and once they own you they will most likely execute you. Thats a fact." That constitutes as a death threat, and that can land you into real world trouble if you happen to say it to the wrong person. Furthermore, you still didn't get your translation right, as Benson does not translate to "stupidest fucking moron to ever grace time itself." --General Insineratehymn 00:46, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
You Death Threat'D me and my family in the Powershot thread. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:43, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
The comment I made about Shark Bite executing everyone was not a death threat, it was just statin the facts. Secondly that was not me on the Powershot thread talking to you. That was the guy who uses all the proxys. Thirdly you guys have sent death threats as well. "I'M GETTING AN OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO FUCKING KILL YOU." a quote from nintendorulz. Also you Osiris said this "I DO BELIEVE BENSON WILL KILL YOU". These are both death threats by Insineratehymn's standards.
Once again, you have got it wrong. 1: Shark Bite executing everybody was not a fact, it was a threat. 2: I do believe that was you on the Powershot thread talking to OsirisX, as you are a bunbury. 3: Those were not death threats, those were words of sarcasm. You see, we know how to properly use sarcasm, unlike you. You are simply twisting facts. --General Insineratehymn 00:55, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
How is Shark Bite a threat? Your an idiot if you think saying "I'M GETTING AN OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO FUCKING KILL YOU." is not a threat and Shark Bite, a fictional organization, saying that they will execute everyone when the obtain global power is. And that wasn't me on the other forum. I am not a Bunbury. We are different people, and you sound fucking stupid calling us the same people with such conviction when we are not.
Let's see, you have the same tone of voice as the person on the other forum, and you still fling profanity like a monkey throwing its own excrement, therefore you must be a bunbury. --General Insineratehymn 01:05, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
Well im not, and I would like you to address my other comments relating to the death threats.
I have taken the liberty of looking through your edit history, and I found this:

And I am getting the overwhelming desire to inject your aorta with a straight shot of Redline. Read about the other unlucky asshole that that happened to.

I also found:

You'd be a fucking dead man.

How do you explain these findings? --General Insineratehymn 01:16, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

If you knew anything, FUCKING KILL refers to Steve Ballmer and his famous quote. It was obviously a joke. As to the I DO BELIEVE BENSON WILL KILL YOU, meh... BENSON crushes all. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:24, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

The Redline Aorta thing was in response to the Overwhelming desire to kill you comment. I was simply defending myself.

In brief (at the risk of returning this topic to what it was started about) Benson is someone who came to uncyc and started talking in caps and declaring himself as an omnipotent god who, by some quirk of chance, managed to actually find a lot of people willing to go along with his rather pointless regime (which mostly seems to consist of admitting subservience to him, and not a lot else). Needless to say, the majority of people got bored with the silliness of his (probably deliberately over-stated) self-aggrandisement and confined his antics to this lovely and purposeless forum where he and his followers can sit around and complain about how all the other crap from the village dump gets chucked in here. --Sir Jam 16:11, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Thank you all for your answers, ill read it later.Hardeehar 03:33, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

It's all my fault

It occurs to me that I am responsible for starting this war between those loyal to BENSON and Powershot. See the site of the first battlefield for details. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 08:24, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

AND WE WILL WIN THIS WAR! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:18, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Lets start more wars, I'll change my name to MONEYSHOT, then me, benson and powershot will have a three-way umm....war, maybe somekinda 1984ish, ongoing war where no ever tastes the sweet marshmellowy spoils of victory. Thats just silly. Nevermind.- Hardeehar SeeHereForTalky AARRGGHH 15:25, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

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