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What if all the best writers of Uncyclopedia where locked in a room and told to write a film with a budget bigger than avatar or book longer then all the lord of the rings books put together would it be the best film or book ever I'm just asking --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 00:27, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

It would be awful. They would spend the budget on a warehouse full of chickens, or something, and then... hells, I do not even want to know what would come next. It owuld be bad, at any rate. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 00:32 (UTC)
Depends who gets what bits in the movie Gen. Fudgem0bile When the bus driver gets off, who closes the doors? 00:35, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
But ChiefJusticeDS is good at Acting like he hates everyone, Lyrithya would be good at......What? Gen. Fudgem0bile When the bus driver gets off, who closes the doors? 00:38, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Accidentally setting the room on fire and then complaining incessantly while we all die horribly? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 01:20 (UTC)
We'd probably just end up making a Muppet version of Back To The Future. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:06, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Or that. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 01:20 (UTC)
you rang? --nachlader 02:07, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
The trailer for the film would start out played straight, with short bits about each main character (real people in their historically accurate jobs). Then, following the needle scratched across record sound, it would say "...and then they started a band". High jinxs would then ensue. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:12, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know what you're asking:

  1. Can Uncyclopedians work together? The evidence is all around you. Yikes.
  2. Would we still be funny if extended to a full-length movie? The question is worth an experimental test. Spıke ¬ 11:12 6-Dec-10
I'm asking number 2 --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 14:28, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

User:Putthatknifedown/Uncyclopedia Movie Manuscript just write it here --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 14:38, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

That sounds like work, though. ~ Pointy 00:10, 7 December, 2010

I believe the majority of an Uncyclopedian movie budget would go to prostitutes and Cheetos. The movie itself would be a shaky-cam cell-phone film of what the Uncyclopedians do with those prostitutes and Cheetos. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 03:20,8December,2010

You wouldn't believe what we had to pay the Cheetos to do some of the shit we wanted last time... Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat03:34, Wednesday 08 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
The shit We wanted or the shit She wanted? Gen. Fudgem0bile When the bus driver gets off, who closes the doors? 03:39, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
All I know is it would actually probably do very well in some niche market. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:42, 8 December, 2010
The movie would put The Human Centipede to shame. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 03:50,8December,2010
The what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:36, 8 December, 2010
The Human Centipede is a dutch film no wonder you never heard of it, I had to go on wikipedia to find that out --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 08:32, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
And once known, you can't unremember it. I, for one, will never play to tuba again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:36, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
I've combined the two. Prosteetos. Mad science. You can thank me later. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:31, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
We're doomed... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:36, 8 December, 2010
What do you mean, doomed? This solves all of our problems. Not only does it eliminate the issue of disposing of the corpse afterward, but it also eases the munchies I tend to get after copulation. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat04:41, Wednesday 08 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
You can eat it while you eat it out! ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 12:05,8December,2010
What about the problems it causes?! *flails* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:17, 8 December, 2010

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd spend most of the time getting drunk and making fun of Guildy's beard. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:56, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

That's not a beard. That's nacho chip cheese dust. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:58, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
Eww... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:17, 8 December, 2010

Uncyclopedia writing a movie? Bah! Why would we want to put Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer to pride? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:47, Dec. 8, 2010

The Onion has a movie why not us when I say 'US' I mean people who can be Bothered --82.110.109.210 13:12, December 16, 2010 (UTC)
I fucking hate people who can be brothered. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:48, December 16, 2010 (UTC)
I already have a brother, so I really can't be brothered. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 16 December 2010
Could I be sistered instead? I feel that would work out better. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 23:20,16December,2010
Symbol against vote Against. In-house, in-joke movie unless accompanied by a responsible uncyclopedian adult - which won't happen.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, December 17, 2010 (UTC)
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