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The Great Uncyclopedian Hourly Writing Contest: SUDDEN DEATH MODE
(sign up below)

Ladies, gentlemen and hermaphrodites.

In response to the yanks and to prove once and for all the moral superiority of the old world, the European Edition of the writing contest will be held today.

Beginning at 22:00 GMT (if you don't know when that is, look it up you lazy bastard), you will all have one hour to write an article. Any namespace. Any subject. Rewrites are not allowed. And don't upload details of your mother. We're not interested.

However, there is a catch.

You cannot write the article in your userspace. You cannot even copy it to your userspace. You cannot rely on the construction template or anything else to save your article once it's done. At the end of the hour, judgment will be handed over to VFD, which everyone will be expected to participate in. Other VFD entires will be locked and taken off at this time.

In the next hour (23:00 GMT - Midnight GMT), votes will be cast. Some articles will die. Others shall live. After this period of judgment is over, all VFD noms that were taken off will be replaced and operations will resume as normal.

One new catch introduced by myself as I am a mean power hungry bastard is that the writers whose articles are deleted will be banned for an hour, just because it's fun and it gets my blood flowing.

My friendly co-host for this evening is the murderous ChiefjusticeDS. Fear him, for he carries a great stick and an enema kit.

Sign down below...if you dare...~Jewriken.GIF 14:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

This message was originally written by Thumper. I thank him for his superior grammar and good looks.

YES, I WANT TO PARTICIPATE TONIGHT. I AM NOT AFRAID OF DYING

LIST ARTICLES HERE IF YOU DARE.

PROCEED THIS WAY

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/contest2

Nominate your article here at 22:30 (UTC) --Chiefjustice32X 22:14, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Cant we just delete mine now? Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:20, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
No. --Chiefjustice32X 22:29, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Can we delete it now? How about now? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:31, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
hey what gives? i thought i had an hour? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:33, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

If I could proceed that way do you think I would be proceeding with cheeks clenched like this?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 22:39, Jun 30 2010 UTC

ANDATHANKYOUVERYMUCH

I'd like to thank all participants, especially those who voted to delete my article. I'd like to thank my parents who brought me here, I'd like to thank ChiefJustice for giving me an enema last night and especially for blocking Dexter for no apparent reason.

And finally, I think we showed the yanks that the Euro-Trash is still alive and kicking, as only ONE article got deleted. Fuck you all and see you in the next SUDDEN DEATH EUROPEAN EDITION. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:08, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

I was there. I saw it happen. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 10:49 Jul 1 2010
I was there. I had it happen. To my balls. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:14, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Next year can we compete? Or is competing with Americans generally a bad idea? --Black Flamingo 15:55, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Well, given that there was no Asia Pacific region sudden death competition, I just competed in both. In fact, I just compete in everything. In fact, I'm a bit of a slut.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 03:40, Jul 2 2010 UTC
Stop trying to take Why's place. Bastard.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 03:44, July 02 2010 UTC
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