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Hey I just wanted to know, what are the adopters supposed to do with their noobs in the Adopt-A-:Noob program? Not that I'm gonna become an adopter any time soon. I know I'm kinda still a noob myself. But when I do get to that point I want to be prepared. Thanks. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 14:55, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Up to them, according to the page. Probably be helpful and around and supportive. Clean up after their noobs, maybe, get them to follow policies, pat them on the back when they do good works, nominate them for NotM, if it comes to it... that kind of thing, I suspect.
I don't actually know, see. I used my adopter as a designated complaint/idiotic question receptacle, myself. o_O And he, er... let me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 16:01 (UTC)
Probably the most important part - someone to touch base with during early writing efforts of someone new here.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:04, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
And let them out when they scratch at the back door. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:35, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
I had a noob pee on my couch, once. It wasn't even my noob. In fact, I've never had a noob, and I was a noob at the time and I don't even know where I'm going with this... if anywhere. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 21:10 (UTC)
I've never had a noob pee on my couch. But I did have an elephant pee on one of my armchairs, once. Of course I did have to get a new armchair. The old one was flattened. Any way, thanks for telling me guys. BYEZ! --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 21:27, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Slightly related thing

There's a place for trying to get your family relations based on UN:AAN sorted out. Currently, the oldest generation smells of Cholent... Instructions for adding yourself are on the page/in the template. This one accounts at least who's my daddy and such... The darn template for the tree looks broken on my screen (8.1"), if anyone thinks it looks "decent", let me know, because I need to find a desktop to log in from to fix it... And don't have one atm. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:50, 16 Oct

Looks fine to me... but those all look to be older generation fellas. Where do us new folks fit in? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 22:23 (UTC)
I'd expect you to know who your adopted noob-parent is, and who their parent is... So the entire family tree is inside the frame? I think my screen's way too small, as I suspected. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:37, 17 Oct
Well, I am on my big screen right now, weekend and all. Were it during the week, I'd be complaining along with you, as the way I use them I bet mine's even smaller. (I don't actually use full widescreens, see. Can't stand a window taking up the entire thing; have to have stuff on the side, so I'll make a square out of the browser... yeah.)
And I have no idea who or what my adoptor's may be, because he died. Hmph. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 16:14 (UTC)
Let me know when you get to Zana Dark so I can add my offshoot on there. (Alternatively, let me know if you need me to figure out where Zana came from if you don't know yourself.)
Also this: User:Happytimes --> User:Happymonkey39.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Oct 2010 ~ 06:29 (UTC)
Also this: User:Happytimes/Zzz/2010Q1#I_just_realized_something...  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 06:49 (UTC)
There's a section on the bottom of the project page for those too lazy or too insecure to go into the family tree template and edit it. It is possible part of your family's already there. If it isn't, just create a new section there and kick it off. If you have AAN-siblings or such, you'll find out sooner than later. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:03, 18 Oct
Wait... Happytimes and HELPME are my uncles?! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 06:58 (UTC)
Also this:  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 07:07 (UTC)
Family tree copy

Did you remember to actually add it to You know... THE PROJECT PAGE? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:42, 19 Oct

Of course not; who would do a thing like that? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 14:11 (UTC)
Orian57=LLH3/Rei Ayanami. --~~First Child Rei Ayanami (give orders) 14:40, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
Um, not yet?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:33 (UTC)


Accurate?!?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)

I thought Paizuri was Mazaka... but my memory is horrid. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 05:50 (UTC)
Well I guess you really do learn something new everyday:  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 06:23 (UTC)
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