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Or so says The SAPAC Voice, some blog against sexual violence (and thank god for it, since I'm tired of all of these damn blogs in favor of sexual violence). Don't you sick bastards know that rape is sacred and shouldn't be made fun of? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:59 Jul 18 2011

Repeating what I said in IRC, I think we should bring Rape up to a featurable status by making it as hilariously cringe-worthy as possible. Here's my idea of how we should define it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:25 Jul 18, 2011
How about an article about a bear that rapes pregnant women? --Mn-z 21:00, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
You realize that if you post links to outside sites here, Uncyclopedians will go there and be irreverent, don't you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:37, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
Some people just can't take a joke. I agree that in most situations, sexual violence should never be made fun of... but like the comment Modusoperandi posted, when one visits an article on rape at a joke encyclopedia, what else would one expect!? I don't suspect it would be much better if written by a professional comedian--it's just that no professional would write on it for fear of this kind of retaliation. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:16 July 19, 2011 (UTC)
I think the best part of this news is the fact that we now know that our Rape article is the first hit when you Google "it's not rape if you yell surprise". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:01, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
On a marginally related note, a the first result for a google search on preggos is the uncyclopedia article of the that word. --Mn-z 22:40, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Better Idea: Rape Week

Instead of featuring rape, why don't we go one better and feature rape-based articles for a whole week? --Mn-z 00:45, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Do we even have that many articles on your mobile massage van? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:28, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
Yes...Ive already started organising a competition and the top 7 winners on rape themed articles will be featured for a whole week. The seven topics are.
Theres one done...should I do the other 6? --ShabiDOO 11:21, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
Bad idea, more suited to Swiss Dramatica. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:39, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
Should we include The Rape of Nanking? That's rape by Japanese. Oh, wait, what about tentacle rape? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:25, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You mean there are people that don't want tentacles shoved in their orifices? What is this world coming to! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:54 Jul 20 2011

And now...

The day after Uncyclopedia hears of this criticism, the rapes begin. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:54 Jul 20 2011

A great show--S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:58, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Oh my God you guys. Mad feminists with doc martens are coming to kick you in the nuts. --Funky Monk 03:09, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

And then they will rape our anuses with plungers!!! And then I will write an article about that saying that its not funny. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT ANAL RAPE WITH PLUNGERS!!! IT IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT FUNNY. ANAL RAPE WITH PLUNGERS IS NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

OH NO.They will cut our PINGAS.Then We will make an unnews article about Feminists removing uncyclopedian's gentinals.Its not funny and i am not threatening you.--Fcukman 09:08, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Gentinals? Sounds biblical and vulgar at the same time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:21, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

When you make fun of Rape, it is like you are raping The Internet

Possibly the most idiotic, po-faced shit I have ever seen, but my god this quote is fucking priceless. obligatory lame meme generator image right here -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:45, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

That was actually me...I am planning of following up on that and making it a whopper! --ShabiDOO 14:09, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Then I salute you, there could be an article in that title -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Rough draft completed. --ShabiDOO 18:43, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Two words: Tentacle rape

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Now THAT'S tentacle rape. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:44, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

Dude....A (Ruins) 20:51, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
We have rape pictures, so I made the most of it. Yes, it's unacceptable. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 05:01, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
Wait, are you implying you have MORE?! A (Ruins) 18:04, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
He might be. Would that surprise you? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 23 July 2011

I think we can absolutely justify jokes on any subject, except ...

...when they're not funny. I don't think the Rape article is very good. UnNews:Horrific rape was really victim's own fault for dressing like a slut‎‎ is hilarious and worth defending to the hilt. Rape is just a mess. It mixes together random history, celebrities, talking to the reader as if it's a conversation and not a piece of writing, then not and loads of content about asking for it that is not ridiculous or self-referential enough to be funny. It also lacks a central concept. Attempts at a rebuttal to this blog needs to begin with "It's not very good, but". Any other response lacks any credibility to me. I seem to remember a time when there was a semi-organised attempt to make a good page out of rape (Around about the same time Niggers got featured). What happened to that? There are plenty of directions you can go with this. The blog entry could even serve as the inspiration for a Sania Mirza-esque rewrite. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:19, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Ironically, I think the blog entry picked out some of the best parts of the article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 25 July 2011