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How do I submit anything here ?

I was planning on this for it:

"Wikipedia throws out Assspam": It has been revealed that Wikipedia has thrown out its Assspam today. They used to get this delicious shit on there regularly, such as "Wikipedia, the best thing to increase your penis size as well as your brain size.", and this popular one, "Wikipedia helps you increase your stool size, so that your proctologist, who is a Ass Doctor, can see it as it comes out!", or this really cute one,"I'm a Nigerian Prince who has $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and I need your personal and confidential info to give this to you -- IDIOTIC FUCK -- I'm a dick who will steal your ID and make you look like the idiotic fuck that you are."

Source

  • Wikipedia: Wikipedia's Guides about spam
Excuse sig. ISP Malfunction. I'm NEW @ THIS ! 205.240.144.225 08:08, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Please don't eat me. I taste terrible, eat a LOT of sugar, salt, MSG, HOT peppers, chemically mutagenic food. 205.240.144.225 08:14, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
1. Get an account (User:DudeIgotanaccount)
2. Inside that account, make a page (User:DudeIgotanaccount/Dudeimadeapage)
3. Tweak, tweak, tweak that page into a state of shiny goodness
4. Release the page into the wild of mainspace (Dudeimadeapage)
5. ????
6. Profit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:30, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
/me looks through user contribs. Also, try to resist the urge to make edits based on shit. In either sense of the word. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:36, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

There is also a button you can hit on the UnNews page that will take you to your page name where you can make the article. So if you want to make an article about "Punch", simply type in Punch in the little box in the "Make an article" slot at UnNews, and it'll take you to the page where you can make an article about "UnNews:Punch".--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:30, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

It's probably a good thing this person can't figure out how to make articles. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:58, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

How.

Me Big Chief Sitting Bull. -- Hindleyite Converse 16:22, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

That is highly improbable. It is more likely that you are a typographical error. Pieface 17:33, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Me John Big Tree. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:14, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Its really TRUE: You Admins are cool, sexy AND helpful. Why not make a video, like Girls Gone Wild ? You could really make some $$$$$. 205.240.144.225 01:34, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
Yes, you did pass the Turing Test. We all believe you're real. Because though you sound like a robot, no machine could ever be that annoying. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:54, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
Ahh, love is in the air. Do you want us to leave the two of you alone? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
I know I'm a bit computer-obsessed, but that somehow seems too far... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:08, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
Baby, love will find a way. You two are perfect together. Here, let me set the mood. (Lights turn down. MO picks up mic, walks onto stage. Single spotlight on MO. Cue music...)
Love is in the air\Everywhere I look around\Love is in the air\Every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish\Don't know if I'm being wise\But it's something that I must believe in\And it's there when I look in your eyes
Love is in the air\In the whisper of the trees\Love is in the air\In the thunder of the sea
And I don't know if I'm just dreaming\Don't know if I feel sane\But it's something that I must believe in\And it's there when you call out my name
Love is in the air\Love is in the air\Oh oh oh\Oh oh oh
Love is in the air\In the rising of the sun\Love is in the air\When the day is nearly done
And I don't know if you're an illusion\Don't know if I see it true\But you're something that I must believe in\And you're there when I reach out for you
Love is in the air\Every sight and every sound\And I don't know if I'm being foolish\Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in\And it's there when I look in your eyes
Love is in the air\Love is in the air\Oh oh oh\Oh oh oh
Love is in the air\Love is in the air\Oh oh oh\Oh oh oh
Love is in the air\Love is in the air\Oh oh oh\Oh oh oh
Love is in the air\Love is in the air\Oh oh oh\Oh oh oh...
Good luck, you two. (MO leaves stage)
Lyrics courtesty of John Paul Young. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:14, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
[Runs on stage, tripping over curtain] Sorry, I think I missed my cue. Is this the part where MO/Sitting Bull beats the crap out of my character, Generally Custard (But Sometimes Mousse)? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:36, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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