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I know how to edit a page, as there is an edit button, but I have no idea how to make a new one... I looked through the FAQs, but it seems too n00bish a question to ever have been addressed. Some help please?

Type the title into the search bar on the left, then when it shows the page, click "create this page". —Braydie at 22:25, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Fill out three copies of the Uncyclopedia: New Page Request form and submit them in triplicate to whichever admins decide to hear your case. Afterwards take a knowledge test (available at your local DMV) to determine your worthiness. If you pass the test, drive to the Texaco station, take a right. Go 5 1/2 miles southeast. You'll see a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank. He'll take you to the Secret Underground Lair. That's where you go. Once there feel free to access a wall-mounted terminal and begin writing your article. Of course by then someone will have written it already. --Andorin Kato 20:09, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
There's also a complex process you must go through in order to activate the wall-mounted terminals, but I'm not allowed to tell you how to do that. You need to figure it out yourself. All I can give you in terms of a hint is that one of the many passcodes encrypts to 423D3D3E00. Good luck. --User:Nintendorulez 20:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I thought it was "xyzzy".... weird. Got me in plenty of times. --Andorin Kato 22:02, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
You need several different codes. That one is only one of them. And if you're going to post spoilers, you might want to encrypt them or something before someone sees you. --User:Nintendorulez 22:23, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
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