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Hey guys, I know it's been a quick 171 days since our last Uncyclopedian Survivor but I think it's time for another round! Let's do this shit! However to shake some shit up. Rules have been changed.

  • New Rules:
  • There will be three teams: America, North Korea and The Vatican.
  • Each team will be comprised of an evenly random distribution of players.
  • There will be three rounds:
  • The first round will be 24 hours long. The objective is each team to work together to make an article based on a random theme, word, phrase whatever. The article will be put on VFD, the article will the most "positive" score will win.
  • The second round is identical to the first one. Except there will be no voting. The loser team loses.
  • The third round will be purely voting. I don't know how many should be voted out in this round, it depends how many join each team.
  • The fourth round will have the losers vote for the winners.
  • All losers face a two day ban. And their userpage will be stuffed with vuvuzelas and large text saying "LOSER!!!". The winner will get a free chicken dinner.
  • Game will start....lets say....Friday? No maybe? Saturday? I don't know lets say Friday.
This is an experiment, lets see if it fucking works. -Bretthead
Oh fuck conservation week I totally forgot about that. -Bretthead
Fuck. -Bretthead
Fuck this it's going to be Sunday at 8 pm eastern. Try to be on our irc when this occurs. Conservation Week is just going to have to suck it! -Bretthead

Do not sign up here, game is canceled.

  1. i'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 --nachlader 02:26, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I want to feel included, so OK.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 02:35, June 30 2010 UTC Nah, never mind.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:04, June 30 2010 UTC
  3. Hell yeah goddamn! -Bretthead
  4. I'm in, and fuck conservation week --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:25, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Sure. Unless it sucks. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:58,30June,2010
  6. Fine. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:19, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
  7. In an effort to keep my real account's edit count at exactly 13, I shall wear a mask that has some weird numbers and dots on it whilst attempting to play this "game". Take THAT conformity! -- 04:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Herro skizzerz -Bretthead
    Herro. I suppose I'll have to change the limit to 25 now, won't I? --Skizzerz 04:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Maybe, Possibly in It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 14:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Sure. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  10. BRING IT ON!!!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:14, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Whatever. -- explosive Ape (burninate) (Riot Porn) 20:13, July 1, 2010 (UTC) Actually no. Fuck this. -- explosive Ape (burninate) (Riot Porn) 20:15, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. <mud|afk> hey wolf you should join unsurvivor SadisticWolf 20:14, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  13. mud made me... User:Harm 20:46 , July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  14. I was coerced into joining by a man named Little Booby. Zombieninja More scottDiscourse? MUN 02:33, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Why am I doing this? --++Ironfistname 05:13, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  16. I'm in... -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:06, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

THE TEAMS (that no longer exist)

North Korea

  • Team Captain: Nachlader*
  • zombieninja
  • Thekillerfroggy
  • Cheddar


  • Team Captain: Ironfist*
  • Kingkitty
  • Harm
  • Dexter111344

The Vatican

  • Team Captain: Leoispotter*
  • Iwillkillyou333
  • mrthejazz
  • Paizuri
  • Sadistic Wolf

.*This does not mean they are the actual 'captains' of the team. It only means that the articles in the contests will be written in their userspace. Nothin' else.


Each team must write an article on the phrase Uncontroversially Evil. Yes that's a hard phrase to make an article on, but try your best anyways. Make the article in your captain's userspace. Every group must have the same title, 'Uncontroversially Evil'. Only group members can work on their group article. The article can't be an UnNews or HowTo: or any of that. This contest will end on Monday 8pm eastern.This shit is pretty much ovah!

After time is up, members of the community will choose their least favorite team article. Contestants can participate, but they can't choose their own article. The group with the article with the most positive response are the winners. The two loser groups will combine into one super loser group. This loser group will then have to vote off three' (or four if the Vatican is part of the losers) of their own members. The eliminated will be banned for two days and have their userpage vandalized with vuvuzelas. The remaining contestants of the loser group will be merged with the winning group. The winning group will then be split into two groups. Got that?

Any group that outright copies another group's work will be deducted points.

Each group should organize their work through skype, irc, usertalk, whatever works.

Good luck -Bretthead
How was I not put in The Vatican? Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 00:14,5July,2010
It's all random mann. -Bretthead

Team's Articles

*North Korea:User:Nachlader/Uncontroversially Evil


As said before, members of the community will choose their favorite least favorite article. Contestants must participate, but they can't choose their own (lol). Voting deadline is Tuesday 8pmish.

So what, the one with the least votes wins? Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 14:38,6July,2010
The one with the least least favorite votes wins. -Bretthead
Funny story here. I couldn't get in contact with any of my team yesterday, so I wrote some crap and nodded off. Then, later today, I wrote some stuff on paper. It was good stuff, but I didn't have a way to get online and update it in yeah. Long story short, even though I think we're technically 'out' here, I think I'm just going to keep editing it, just because. Okay? Okay. Or I could wait until the contest is over. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:42, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
I've completely changed the rules again to make more sense! I am crazy! -Bretthead
I can't be bothered to change my vote. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 6 July 2010
  • The Vatican. Need I say more? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:55 Jul 6 2010
  • The Vatican is El Gayo --++Ironfistname 21:47, July 6, 2010 (UTC)


I've created this contest in an experimental manner. I wanted to change up the formula but I find that I've made this a bit more complicated than it needed to be. I've also found that a disheartening amount of people are not participating, despite signing up. Conservation week has also taken the attention of many people, so the timing of this was terrible. So unfortunately I'm just gonna delay the contest. UnSurvivor will be back up within a week or two after Conservation Week is over. I don't know if it will have these new age rules or not, we'll see if the time comes. For now you can just pretend this season was just an unsuccessful American remake of a popular British sitcom.

Sorry folks. Also did anyone check out that video about the dude masturbating to the rainbow? Good stuff. -Bretthead


Actually...writing requires work...damn you.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 02:36, June 30 2010 UTC

it'll be like the weakest link. you all work as a team, but you don't need to work much yourself, only that you risk being voted off yourself. --nachlader 03:15, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Unless one person works and then the non-workers all vote off the worker. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:59,30June,2010
Capital idea! I nominate "ChedderBBQ" --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:29, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Is it VFH or VFD? In the rules you say VFH, but in round one it's suddenly VHD. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:14, 5 July 2010
I thought the articles were being put on VHS so the family can watch it. --nachlader 00:17, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
I maed typo. -Bretthead
And now the rules have been completely changed! -Bretthead
And now I've completely canceled it all! -Bretthead
you dickpencil, you don't this to contests this was a horrendous production me nd my wife came out all this way to see entire thing, RANSACKED before our eyes and then cancelled in our faces. i can say with much confidence, sir, that you'll not see the likes or me or my wife here again --nachlader 01:20, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Who was that guy from before? I want that video of me masturbating to the rainbow back this instant! 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 03:01, July 7, 2010 (UTC)