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Hey guys, I know it has only been 678 days since our last Uncyclopedian Survivor but I think it's time for another round! Let's do this shit! For the uninitiated, Uncyclopedian Survivor is a game of wits, alliances, and betrayal. Each day in the game, contestants will vote to ban one of the other contestants from the website. Losers will receive a two day ban from the website and their votes will not count in later rounds. When there's two people remaining in the competition, those who were voted out will be given the chance to vote for the winner. The winner will receive a million dollars, a nice template(?) and one get out of jail free card. -Bretthead
  • The game is over! Winner: TheDudeMan

Sign up here!

In an unrelated note, the fatcockapotamous hates you all. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:17, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Its the most fun you can have on the site without RAHB's penis. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
But what if you are RAHB's penis? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:35, Jul 2
Well then, you obviously wouldn't need to play something less fun than yourself, now would you? God, do I have to explain the penis physics every time something like this comes up?! -RAHB 04:35, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Voting: Round 1

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out one person. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The contestant with the most votes at the end of twenty four(ish) hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition for two whole days. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

I thought we had an alliance ;__; -Bretthead
I prolly should disqualify you for registering late in the game, but I'm too lazy -Bretthead

FINAL SCORE: Boomer - 6, Kingkitty - 4. Boomer, I loves ya, but'cha time has come. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:34, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

05:35 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Boomer (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days (You suck and the majority of a select group of people thinks you suck too)

Voting: Round 2

Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must now vote to kick out two people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The contestant with the most votes at the end of twenty four(ish) hours will be banned for two days and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

FINAL SCORE: Spartan-948 - 5, Opty - 4, Kingkitty - 3, ApeOnThursdays 3, Socky - 1, Orian - 1. Spartan and Opty, you both are the weakest link. Goodbye.

TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked SPARTAN-984 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (The tribe has spoken.)
TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked Optimuschris (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (The tribe has spoken.)

Voting: Round 3

Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must now vote to kick out three people. You will have 24 hours to cast your votes. The three contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned for two days and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

Wouldn't it be more interesting to kick out two people and bring back one person?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:32 6 July 2009
No way man! This is way more extremez! -Bretthead
I swear it to God. Truthfully, I haven't used a sockpuppet in ages. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:51, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Why does everyone want to ban me? How do you expect me to revert vandalism, QVFD pointless pages and try to write some articles if I'm banned? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Use your sockpuppet.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:05 6 July 2009
And risk being banned for even longer? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh and I was also considering trying to do some reviews. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Stop blackmailing us! -- expensive Ape (whack) (Riot Porn) 19:43, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
You mean my contributions wouldn't be appreciated? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:05, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I vote LordKaT because he didn't vote in round one, and forgot to sign his name in round two. -- \o/ 19:49, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
You can vote for two others. -Bretthead
then I vote for zhelili and thedudeman -- \o/
I recommend you change your votes to ape, socky, and thekillerfroggy. They're full of smelly evil. -Bretthead
  • Changing my vote: Lodkat for having such a shitty sig, Zheliel for slipping under the radar and Kingkitty cos there's mutiny afoot. -- expensive Ape (whack) (Riot Porn) 22:21, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
I would just like to comment that I had a strong alliance with Ape and Thekillerfroggy. This however has been broken. I have been betrayed. I must warn the others, there is now a scandalous alliance between Ape, thekillerfroggy guy, thedudeman guy, and socky. Do not trust these sinful beasts! They will destroy us all! Okay that's really all I wanted to say. -Bretthead
  • UnIdiot, UnIdiot, and UnIdiot. I hate those guys. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:06, Jul 7

FINAL SCORE OF BETRAYAL: Kingkitty (A victim of betrayal) - 5, Zheihlili - 5, Lordkat - 5, TKF (The culprit of betrayal) - 2, Socky (Destroyer of alliances.) - 2, ApeofMondaysAfternoons (Stabbed my heart ;_;) - 1, TheDudeManz (Poop face scum.) - 1, Unidiot - 1

Fu guys ;__; FU ALL --Bretthead

05:05 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked LordKaT (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days (something something doop doop-a-loop)

05:05 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Zheliel (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days (something something doop doop-a-loop)

05:05 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Kingkitty (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days (something something doop doop-a-loop)

Voting: Round 4

Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must now vote to kick out four people. You will have 24 hours to cast your votes. The four contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned for two days and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

Also, Socky and Orian due to shanninagans. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:00, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

FINAL TALLY: orian:5 nameable:5 unidiot:6 socky:4 TKF:3 TheDudeMan:1 - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:48, Jul 8

  1. 04:23, 8 July 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (voting, island, survivor, tribe, you suck, etc, etc.) (unblock | change block)
  2. 04:23, 8 July 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked The UnIdiot (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (voting, island, survivor, tribe, you suck, etc, etc.) (unblock | change block)
  3. 04:22, 8 July 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Nameable (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (voting, island, survivor, tribe, you suck, etc, etc.) (unblock | change block)
  4. 04:22, 8 July 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Orian57 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (voting, island, survivor, tribe, you suck, etc, etc.) (unblock | change block)

Finale

IT HAS ALL COME TO THIS. WHO WILL WIN SEASON 2 OF UNSURVIVOR?

WILL IT BE APEONTHURSDAYS? A MAN WHO CONSIDERS HIMSELF AN APE ONLY ONCE A WEEK?
WILL IT BE THEKILLERFROGGY? CAN THIS RUNNER UP OF UNSURVIVOR SEASON 1 FINALLY CLAIM THE CROWN?

WILL IT BE THAT OTHER GUY? I DON'T KNOW.

The final voting will take place on this page. Every contestant that was voted out of the game will now be allowed to participate. They must rank the three remaining contestants from their "Favorite" to their "Least Favorite". You must rank all three, you are not allowed to abstain. The survivor that's in the "Favorite" spot will be given 1 cookie. The survivor in the "Middle" spot will be given 0 cookies. And the survivor in the "Least Favorite" spot will be given -1 cookie. The remaining three contestants that did not get voted will not be able to vote. Be sure to leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. You have 72 hours to vote or whatever. The survivor with the most votes will win; the others will be banned for two days. Let the finale begin!


  1. TKF, because of inherent awesomeness.
  2. TDM, because of a slightly lower amount of inherent awesomeness, as well as an exceptional amount of scheming.
  3. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, because he's a traitorous scoundrel and his name doesn't boil down to a convenient three-letter acronym.

Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 07:03, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

I vote for Jeff Probst.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 07:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

  1. TKF because he voted me off.
  2. TDM because he stole my canteen.
  3. An Ape on Thursdays because he voted me off.

You're all a bunch of jerks anyway. Me and Socky are gonna go be on Big Unbrother. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:51, 8 Jul #ApeOnThursdays because I know him, TDM because I don't know him and he didn't do anything bad glares at TKF, and TKF because he deleted TYATU, the only thing making Uncyclopedia famous. S-984 20:04, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

With the votes against Ape I believe that I'll have to reconsider, swapping Ape and TheDudeMan. So my list is now TheDudeMan, ApeOnThursdays, and TheKillerFroggy. I still stand by my vote for TKF: he should be banned for two days regardless of whether he's an admin or not. S-984 13:06, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Here is my list...

  1. TDM BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LESS.
  2. APE BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LOTS.
  3. TKF BECAUSE BECAUSE.
-Bretthead

GRRR...

  1. TDM ?
  2. TKF nommed me off
  3. APE voted me off.

Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 08:45 ...with savings!

  1. TDM BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LESS.
  2. APE BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LOTS.
  3. TKF BECAUSE BECAUSE.

-- \o/ 19:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Well...

  1. TDM for reasons unbeknownst to me
  2. TKF for reasons that annoy me slightly
  3. APE for reasons that will soon lead to murder. Maybe. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 10:02, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

OK:

  1. ApeOnThursdays because he wrote one of my very favourite articles
  2. TheDudeMan because I want him to win more than TKF.
  3. TKF Just because.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:07 11 July 2009

FINAL SCORES OF FOREVERS: TDM:5 COOKIES, APE:-3 COOKIES, TKF:-2 COOKIES

WINNER IS TDM, BUT NOBODY CARES.
  1. TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (Losing survivor. In the last round, too. Man, you were /so/ close. Bet you feel like a real loser now, huh. A real loser.)
  2. TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Thekillerfroggy with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (Losing survivor. In the last round, too. Man, you were /so/ close. Bet you feel like a real loser now, huh. A real loser.)
Thanks for all the fish. Be sure to tune in for UnSurvivor Season 3 which will begin around 2011! -Bretthead

Comments?

Penis. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:24, 3 Jul

Awesomesauce -Bretthead
Why two days? Is it because it's Season 2? S-984 20:06, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes. -Bretthead
Season 7 will have a week-long ban eh? S-984 01:21, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Man! How did this have to start during the one weekend this summer when I was out of town. This looks like fun. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:41, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Not "how", "Why" Why did this have to start...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:07 6 July 2009
Look who's impersonating the grammar police. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:10, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
I also didn't put a question mark on the end of it. Maybe because it was a statement, and not a question. Query that, my friend. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:37, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

IS IT 2 LATE 2 SGN UP?!!LOL, U GUYS ROCK!!!AWESOMESAUCE ROFLMAO!!!!just kidding.Seriously though, is it too late?--Bad Shroom 20:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes. -Bretthead

Oh.Well then, I'll just cry about it in my dimly-lit sinkboard.--Bad Shroom 20:17, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I thought I was the host of this show...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:55, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeeeah about that... -Bretthead
GG -Bretthead
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