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Are you a masochist? Does the thought of being banned from Uncyclopedia send shivers of pleasure down your spine? Do you want to win some virtual money? Then sign up for Uncyclopedia Survivor! Each day, contestants will vote to ban one of the other contestants from the website. Losers will recieve a one day ban and their votes will not count in later rounds. Once only two people remain in the competition, those voted out will vote to decide the winner. The winner receives a trillion Yoinxx, a stupid template, and +10 HP. HUTTAH! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:07, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

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We'll also need an admin who'll do the banning. Any volunteers?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:14, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

There is no admin stronger than the power of democracy. Except maybe Codeine. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:14, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
I'd say Famine, but then you'll all remain banned throughout eternity. You might consider STM, but then you'll remain banned throughout eternity WITH SAVINGS! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:47, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
I'd join, but I just wrote an article about Russian Roulette, and don't feel like delving that deep into my own madness again any time soon. Plus, I have a gambling addiction. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:27, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Go to the Gothic or Latin Uncyclopedias I'll ban you there if you seriously want to be banned during this competition, and no admin will do it. --~ Tophatsig 01:48, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
So when does this thing begin? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:06, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
It begins when we get a designated admin, but I don't think anyone's willing to do it. Savethemooses is our best bet, I think. After all, he started IRC roulette. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:16, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
I'll do it... not for a day though you retards. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:06, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Yah, a day is childplay. I'd do it for a day and a half. That's much better. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:52, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Why not for a day, Olipro? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:03, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Zombie is our official ban dude! W0000... unless we find someone better... Bretthead 15:12, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Better then me? Psh. Good luck. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:54, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Okay. What exactly was the whole point of this competition? ~ Tophatsig 25/08/2007 @ 01:44
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" That's what I was told. A bit vague, but convincing. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:15, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Voting: Round 1

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

I don't suck! Kingkitty, you're fired. Mmmmm.... blackmail. :p --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:59, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Uhhh... we have no control over BHOP... take that to BENSON. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:43, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Hmm... I notice BENSON had no problem with DiZ or The Emporer... well, not The Emporer. Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:32, 14 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?
I have no objection to DiZ, in fact I like the fellow. The Emperor was irritating. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 02:45, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
You have to vote for two different people. Pick someone else. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:26, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
LIES! If you can threaten people to vote for me, we can vote for you twice. And the grue Army Latrines are SUPER CLEAN> did you not know that? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:27, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
One vote for Leoispotter, and another for High Gen. Grue There. I changed it. Not that it matters. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

Results:Round 1

Alrighty, looks like me and High Gen. Grue lost. Bring on the bans, Zombiebaron.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:54, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Voting: Round 2

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

Results: Round 2

And the losers are Anidnmeno and Lord Fluffy. Do the honors, Zombiebaron.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:38, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Voting: Round 3

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

Results: Round 3

Well, Unedible's finally been eaten. And it looks like we've got a three way tie for second. So I guess we have no choice but to kill them all. Ban all four of 'em, Zombiebaron.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:33, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

  • 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Unedible (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)
  • 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Cfozeznzh (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)
  • 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Electrified mocha chinchilla (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)
  • 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked EugeneKay (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)
EAT MY SHIT. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:29, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Voting: Round 4

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

  • Uncyclopedian gets may vote this time, largely because he hasn't done anything in a while, and also because his name is Uncyclopedian, as if he tries to represent us all, or something, and also, more commas. My second vote goes to Kingkitty because he's too awesome not to be voted off. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:50, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I vote Kingkitty, because he suckz, and Uncyclopedian for having the least silly votes of the surviving survivors, and for always voting late... In fact he voted for the first time last round. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:01, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Results: Round 4

I'm standing in for Leoispotter breifly because his IP was banned when that inpronounceable user was banned. Looks like we got a tie betwixt Uncyclopedian and Kingkitty. Go ahead Zombiebaron, do your thang. --THE 16:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC)


Voting: Final Round

For the final round, previously banned contestants will vote to select the winner. Keep in mind that you're voting for a winner, not to kick someone out. The voting will last two days. Finalists may not vote during this round.

Final Round Results

...and the winner is Mr. Briggs Inc.!!! Unfortunately, nobody cares.


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