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Good day sirs. This is me poking fun at haters. I love uncyclopedia.

oh kays so u guys sux a lot. i mean, unclespediea is liek a ripp off of ED!! how the fuck you fucking dare fuck with ED!!! ed is awesome you fucking assholes fuckers!!! the admins hate me too cuz they removed 99% of my articles and they was funny!!!!! this fucking site is based in the shithole called england and u guys should burn in hell cuz when i get to your servers i will burn them and uncyclopedia will be gone forever!! i even have paws co after you so you will shut the site down forever!! i hope you are crying like babies you fucking cunt, i hate you all! you make me sick!! this rippoff isn't funny!!!! what teh hell is de logo anyways????? why u assholes make fun of wikipedia and ed?! tehy are profesionals unliek you assfuckers!!!!! WHAT DA HEIL R THIS SITE DOIN ANYWAYZ?!! U SHUD BURN IN HELLL. AND U KNOW MY SPEELING IS GREET!!! TE ADMINZ HATE ME. DUNT U DARE KICK ME OFF DIS SITE AND DELET MY POST U Cock SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

PS: This belongs on Uncyclopedia is the worst

--MrRatermat2 (talk) 22:16, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

My God. The originality of this post has murdered me. I am now dead. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 30 '12 22:24 (UTC)
My translation may be a bit rusty, but the gist of what I understand from this was: "Hello, everyone. You don't know me, but I've arbitrarily decided to insert myself within your community by hashing out old in-jokes, explaining said in-jokes hence ruining all potential humor (which is very low to begin with) that they may have remaining, and proclaiming myself comedically adequate and worthy of having my half-hearted attempt at humor displayed on a popular page that I interpret as more of some sort of shrine to ridiculousness than a piece of actual satire. I will not write any articles during my tenure as an Uncyclopedian, but I just might start a few with one line and post a note at the end of the page for other people to entirely flesh out the concept and complete the page, hoping that I receive credit for the idea, because that's what my understanding is of how a Wiki works." Pleased to meet you, I hope you enjoy your time here. (Also FU Edit Conflict) -RAHB 22:25, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
And they tell me I am harsh with newbies! Yes, RAHB, that was my translation too. Spıke Ѧ 22:28 30-Nov-12
I'd prefer to be called a Mistake, Since this account has almost no worth, I have decided to make use of it until I can somehow become as of any use to the world. --MrRatermat2 (talk) 22:32, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
Well, now you've created a userpage, and it has a silly line on it, so there's perhaps some redeeming value after all. Excuse my outburst, but if you hadn't already gleaned from the response, this sort of thing happens quite often :D -RAHB 22:41, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
(awaits a post by Modusoperandi which is both snarkier and funnier than any of the preceding.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 30 '12 22:28 (UTC)
(also waits, perched atop a blue sheep) -RAHB 22:30, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
I'm going to post this pic everytime I see ED mentioned in the forums. It's a nice pic of my Pa'. *sniff*, I miss Pa'. Went out for smokes and never came back, he did. Plus, since headers don't appear to be length-limited, I can just ramble on about whatever comes to mind. Which is nice. The rambling, I mean...

ED; large and in charge, probably. I haven't been there in a while. Not since that picture of my butt exploded on the scene. Not literally. (Okay, literally).

I feel...cold. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 30 '12 22:39 (UTC)
suck me, beautiful --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 00:29, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
The only way to be part of any community is to insert yourself into it, I dont see this site being any different. --MrRatermat2 (talk) 10:48, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
Then the goal would be Ego, and the method would be imitation? Spıke Ѧ 11:17 1-Dec-12
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or did I just bungle that quote? Oh well. Perhaps a new goal could be set of Integration. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:35, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

How rude ARE we?

And people say we're an unfriendly community, pshaw! "Ohh, lah-dee-dah, we're so empathetic self-aware, and the constant barrage of rudeness from established users toward noobs is shrinking our userbase which will ultimately make us non-viable as a website, ooh." Yeah right, that's what I say. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:04, Dec 2

I don't understand the above and I want to. Surely it's irony, but it could be double irony. Are you saying that this page is itself proof that newbies are met with hostility--or that such charges are overblown? My own opinion is that it depends on whether the newbie is here to interpose himself among us (and mostly by simply imitating our memes), or is giving his best effort and grateful for assistance, like Daboywood whom I helped with grammar on Hull City AFC this morning. We dispense an uncanny amount of free teaching (on grammar, on humor, and on cordial interworking) to total strangers around the world, and we always have, whenever they come in good faith. Spıke Ѧ 23:41 2-Dec-12
Yes, I was being sarcastic. Some random dude shows up and is instantly put down for not being funny. Of course he's not funny, he just got here and this is the forums, not an article. Maybe someone should've been all like "hey bud, this forum is more for community discussions rather than introducing yourself to everyone all at once, maybe you should try writing an article or two or voting at VFH to expose yourself and get exposed to the community(how kinky)." But instead of gently correcting the root of the problem, we deride his inability to entertain us, and we'll probably never see the poor bastard again. Basically, we can be assholes without being such assholes, and it only benefits us to do so. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:54, Dec 3
Well, I met him on his talk page first, and tried to do a small amount of teaching there with plenty gentleness. On moving to a new town, one either observes the neighbors for a week or two and perhaps chips in at actual work, or on the other hand proclaims, This is how I am, get used to it. It depends on the newcomer as much as on the "community." Spıke Ѧ 01:10 3-Dec-12
Well, I met him way back in my political years, in the Party Party (motto: "Woo! Go Party Party!"). For the election of the day (elections were daily, at the time. A terrible idea, and a heckuva lotta work, too. Most people didn't have time to vote, on account of all the electioning goin' on), we were helping out by both manning phones. This was right after the Phone Uprising, I should mention, and people were still twitchy about them, on account of the uprising and all. And also...where was I? Oh, yes. So, to sum up, Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:59, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
The important thing is, I had an onion in my belt, which was the style at the time... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:42, Dec 3
Where were you going with this? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:03, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
We beat the Boers. Obviously. It was a tough go at first, on account of us not know who the Boers were, but after invading and subduing a couple of countries, including Norwegia and The Olive Garden, we finally found them. Don't they teach history in school any more? Back in my day, every class was history class, and you couldn't graduate until you'd learned all of it. Luckily, there wasn't as much history back then, compared to today. Plus, there was a war on. The Dutch, you see, were maneuvering for a monopoly on tulip bulbs, and the King of England (Robert, I believe) could not let that stand. So, on a rainy day in January, which was the only month that year, on account of the rationing due to the war, we set sail for the Continent. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:48, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
Well the main point was that I had an onion tied to my belt. Which was the style at the time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 08:33, Dec 6
Stuck an onion in his belt and called it macaroni. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:55, December 6, 2012 (UTC)


Forum:The fsm is in the house!

Going on 2,000 days? Wow, that's a long time to remember something. Also, I miss Manforman. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 16:51, Dec. 3, 2012

Da bratwurst? I have more reason to love this site! -- 01:04, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

Where is "Wikia Is The Worst"?

Seriously? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:22, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

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