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Current One-Game Record: 138.32 points - Woody
2nd Runner-Up: 136.72 points - Skinfan13
3rd Runner-Up: 133.80 points - Aimsplode

Current Thirteen-Games Record: 1261.56 - Socky
2nd Runner-Up: 1242.76 points - Guildy
3rd Runner-Up: 1199.82 points - Lucky Dragon

The draft's over, the players have been put on their respective teams, and everything is ready to go for the third straight season of Uncyclopedia fantasy football. Hell yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:51, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Regular Season Discussion

Week 1

So, football. Anyone watch the game last night? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:34, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Also, many of you have yet to set your starting lineups--get on that! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:11, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Smack Talk/Banter/UFFL stuff

Week 1

I won without Peyton Manning! Take that, Colts!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:54, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

I'm in the lead with 120.80 points and I don't even know squat about football. :D Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:37, 12 September 2011
That's the beauty of fantasy football, Socky. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:27, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck, I won!! Fuck, I WON!!!!!!!!! AND I was missing like 5 guys from my starting lineup :D. Than again, Mr. Pinecone didn't set anyone on his team but his QB lolz... A (Ruins) 22:57, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

Week 2

For anyone interested, I have three starable tight ends on my roster. If anyone wants to make a deal, let me know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:25, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Guildy, are you talking to yourself AGAIN? A (Ruins) 17:30, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
If you tell me what starable tight ends are, I might be interested. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:52, 16 September 2011
Referring to a TE who is worthy of starting on a regular basis. As long as Jimmy Graham stays healthy and keeps collecting good points for the Sockmeisters, you only need a replacement in week 11 - when New Orleans has their bye week.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:32, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the advice. Should I be concerned about my two best WRs having probable/questionable injuries? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 16 September 2011
Dez Bryant: Look for news sometime today (or maybe early Sunday)about his health status. He should be played if healthy. Reggie Wayne: Had a great game last week despite Indy's offensive troubles. No injury concerns despite the "P" next to his name. Only concern is the possibility of him being personally covered by a top cornerback- Haden for the Browns. Indy has a full compliment of good, healthy receivers - so there's a chance he may not have as good a week as the last one. Your other options are pretty meh though. You should just suck it up and start Wayne, hope for the best. If Dez becomes an issue, you start Hester in his place. Later in the season, Breaston might become a good potential replacement for illing WR's but the Chiefs are starting off a little cold on offense. I think your matchup this week will be decided by two key games: San Diego @ New England & Philadelphia @ Atlanta. Cheddar has over half his roster invested in those two games - If ATL and NE play well on Defense, Cheds will probably score low. Hopefully, your QB will rip apart Miami like NE last week and won't do it by connecting with Cheds Andre Johnson too much. Good luck! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:02, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

Oblong Scones still haven't edited their roster. Could they be the new "The Winnerz?" Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 21:17,16September,2011

Is that good or bad...in fact what is that? mAttlobster. (hello) 18:22, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
In the first year of UFFL, there was a team called "The Winnerz." The owner couldn't figure out how to edit his roster, and ended the season with a total of 0 points are a 0-14 record. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 02:00,19September,2011
Fuck. I'm facing Guildy. FUCK!!!! A (Ruins) 12:35, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
And you won too! :O Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:15, 20 September 2011
Thank God my team exploded when I was facing Neox. Didn't need this when I played Brad last week. Not at all... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:43, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, and that excess of points I scored in Week 1 totally wouldn't have been more convenient this week, either. Totally not. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:47, 19 September 2011

Does this "Who do you pick to win?" stuff affect anything that I should be aware of? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:42, 17 September 2011

No, just for fun. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 19:24,20September,2011

SUCK IT 1ST PLACE MOTHERFUCKERS

Ahem... that is all. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 19:24,20September,2011

Well done, Cheddar. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:28, 20 September 2011

Week 3

Wow... how did I win?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:48, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

Dear Cheddar,
Eat it.
Love, Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:25, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck.
That.
Shit. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 22:23,27September,2011
You guys suck at Limericks.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:25, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

Week 4

I've decided that, next year, I'm going to try not drafting a team full of players who will become injured.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:02, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

And hopefully not lose to Aimsplode, eh? ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:27, 10 October 2011
The two go hand-in-hand... I mean, I've only lost my Pro Bowl starting quarterback, my backup quarterback, a Pro Bowl wide receiver, an up-and-coming backup wide receiver, and a Pro Bowl tight end. I'm doing well.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:34, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

F-f-f-f-f-f

First place bitches. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 12:30,11October,2011

Week 7

To quote Charlie Sheen

WINNING!! :3 Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:58, 25 October 2011

I had a feeling that my team would suck ass this week, seeing as how my breadwinners were on bye and Blount being injured but sheeeeeesh - Graham goes down in the first quarter (1.1 points) Harvin goes down in the second and players I dumped finally had a good week - while not on my roster. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:44, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I had that with an RB of mine. FantasyPros told me this one guy was great so I dropped one of my RBs for him and now it turns out he didn't even play. : / Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:17, 25 October 2011
Oh those experts! Learning when to ignore them isn't easy. Scores were pretty low all around this week though. Hard to believe we had weeks with 4 or more people in triple digits.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:43, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
That probably has to do with these bye weeks and some people's inability to change their lineups. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:48, 25 October 2011

Aaaaaaaaaaaand

Cheddar pulls ahead. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:41,1November,2011

Week 8

So, how 'bout that football? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:58, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Cowboys suck sooooo bad. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 12:26,3November,2011

Week 9

So does anyone want to discuss how the 1-7 team managed to beat the 7-1 team? Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 02:08,10November,2011

Fucking magnets, how do they work? Fucking magic, that's how! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:21, 10 November 2011

Week 10

This whole back and forth thing is making me nautious. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 01:57,16November,2011

Week 12

I beat Neox against all odds and now I'm first again. : ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:27, 29 November 2011

Final push to the playoffs. Yeah, it's pretty exciting. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:18, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Damn. I wish I was around 12 weeks ago so I could have joined this. Anyway, I hear Vegas odds are 4 to 1 on Socky.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:29, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

The League Discussion

When the fuck does season 3 start? Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 21:18,16September,2011

Middle of October. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:47, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
GAH. NO. Why so late? Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 18:00,17September,2011
Because the world's not fair, that's why. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:50, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

Week 1

Went to a concert; missed the show. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 04:10,8October,2011

Week Whatever the Hell This Is

Still a very good show. Not crying hilarious as the first two seasons, but still very entertaining. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:40,1November,2011

Predictions

The technological singularity is going to be reached within this century. Unless we manage to destroy the planet before it can happen. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:31, 19 September 2011

A Little Experiment

So, I clicked the "Create A League" button earlier today and I've been playing around with the settings. The resulting madness can be seen here. Or it could be once I have enough teams so I can make it auto-pick for everyone. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. For one thing, no bench seats are anticipated, so once your players are in the right position, all you have to do is sit back and relax. If you're interested, please join. I'll wait a couple days and when I have something like 8 teams, I'll commence the auto-picking process. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:46, 19 September 2011

Any takers? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:30, 19 September 2011
Bah, sure. A (Ruins) 01:18, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
Any other people feel like joining? I need an even number of teams, so one more would be terrific. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:08, 20 September 2011
You have 8 now. Seeing as there's 4 TE's on the starting roster and 32 NFL teams divided by 8......yeah, keep it at 8 teams.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:46, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, I'll have things set up in a minute. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:10, 20 September 2011
All the teams have players now. Feel free to check the waivers if you got someone who won't be scoring a lot of points. Also, nice team name, DrStrange. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:58, 21 September 2011
All the free agents are off waivers tomorrow - free for all! I don't know how I didn't manage to kick Vick off my rankings list for the draft - with no bench, I'm stuck with him the weeks he's hurt. Can't dump him, that would be silly. I love that one-time ERADICATOR sketch from Kids In The Hall. That's my inner competitive spirit - way too serious.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:22, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Trade Offers

I have Aaron Rodgers, and Matthew Stafford. I am willing to trade either one for a good RB or WR, or both. Anybody want in on this? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:19, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

I'm interested, but somehow I doubt Reggie Bush or Michael Crabtree are good enough for you.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:47, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
WHAT?! You don't think so? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:45, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
Im interested in Aaron Rodgers, what do you want for him? A (Ruins) 23:18, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
For Rodgers.... Probably Mike Wallace, and something else. Propose something if you'd like. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:28, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

Seriously, guys!

I have two of the top 4 ranked QBs in the league right now, and nobody wants either of them? Really? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:24, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

I do. Seriously, I do. But... all I have is this pack of used chewing gum to trade.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:42, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
Do I have any players that you'd want? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 4 October 2011

I, too, have quarterbacks

Anyone want Roethlisburgher? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:09, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

I'll trade you Chad Henne for him.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:00, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Roethlisburgheezi is terrible this year. Have a Stafford Infection. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:21, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Fix'd. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:43,1November,2011

Smack down talk

God...my balls are so big. They are the sie of all yours balls together times a google and bigger than that! --ShabiDOO 20:17, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

It's Smack down! VS Raw Talk! I was never interested in that so called "football" because the Toyota slogan is different to ours. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:47, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
My balls are really, REALLY big. And I get all kinds of women and breasts and stuff and none of you do because my team is composed more strategically. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 02:10,10November,2011
I dont think you understand young man. I said my balls are BIG --ShabiDOO 03:05, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
I've got big balls, and he's got big balls, and you've got big balls, and she's got big balls...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:08, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS

Doritian Ultimatum v. The Killer Rabbits

Place Your Bets:

  • I'm putting everything on the guy who's favored to win. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:17, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • Seeing as I'm about to lose, I'm placing a kielbasa on Killer Rabits. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 02:07,25December,2011
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