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This is the forum in which the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League (UFFL) will occur. Some important things to keep in mind:

  • The draft begins on Monday, August 1st, at 00:00 Uncyclopedia standard time.
  • There is a strict 24-hour time limit per pick--if you do not make your pick within 24 hours, one will be assigned for you based upon Yahoo!'s pre-draft ratings and your current positional need, if any.
  • The only people who may "assign" a player to someone who has failed to draft in the allotted time are myself and Bradaphraser.
  • For those of you who suck at picking players and/or have no idea what these pre-draft ratings are that I am referring to, they can be found here.
  • After you've made a pick, let whomever is going next know it is their turn by leaving a brief message on their talk page, or let them know on IRC or Skype or whatever.
  • If you're going to be absent for a long amount of time, let us know, so we can account for that accordingly.

League Info

Team Names

  1. Guildensternenstein: Sternensteinenstine
  2. Aimsplode: !!!~Biohazard~!!!
  3. Bradaphraser: Jesusland Fundies
  4. Socky: Eternal Sockmeisters
  5. Matt lobster: Oblong Scones
  6. DrStrange: The Killer Rabbits
  7. Neox: Impeccably Named Men
  8. Shabidoo: Men with tight pants and rock hard asses.
  9. CheddarBBQ: The Doritian Ultimatum
  10. LuckDragn: Lucky Dragons
  11. Skinfan13: Northern Plains High School Fighting Pinecones
  12. The Woodburninator:The Cancer-Free Maclins

So even though eleven of you have listed your teams here, only seven of you thus far have actually registered your teams in the league (follow that link). Get on that, folks. Also, team names are limited to something like twenty or twenty-four characters, so some of the names you guys have picked out aren't going to fit within the constraints. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:39, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Ahem. "You are not allowed to view this page because you are not in this league. (Error #152)" Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:05, 13 August 2011
select "join a league", then enter the number, then the password. Then you can create your team.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:32, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Skinfan and Shabidoo: You have to change your names. Woody: You need to choose a damn name. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 21:36,14August,2011

The Draft

When you make a pick, indicate it in this way, and then sign afterward:

  1. Guildensternenstein Player Name (Position - Team)Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:48, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

Round 1

1. Socky Rice, Ray (RB - Bal(ls?)) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:27, 1 August 2011

2. Skinfan Peterson, Adrian (RB - Valkaries Vikes) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2226 EST 1 Aug, 2011

3. Shabidoo Charles, Jamaal (RB - Chefs) --ShabiDOO 23:20, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

4. Neox Brees, Drew (QB - Saints) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 15:15, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

5. Matt lobster Foster, Arian (RB - Texans) mAttlobster. (hello) 18:24, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

6. LuckDragn Johnson, Chris (RB - Titans) autopickUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:19, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

7. Woody Rodgers, Aaron (QB - Packers) And I was praying that somehow, someway, Chris Johnson would fall to me. Damn Autopick. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:34, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

8. Guildy Mendenhall, Rashard (RB - Steelers) As per his wishes to speed things up. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:35, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange White, Roddy (WR - Falcons) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:01, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Really? What the fuck guys, making me choose between McCoy and Vick in the first round? GAH.... Vick, Michael (Phi - QB)

11. Brad Michael Turner (RB - Falcons)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 08:16, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

12. AimsplodeAndre Johnson (WR- Texans) autopick due to 24 hours elapsing--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:54, August 8, 2011 (UTC) Please undo this autopick, I was banned for my day of the draft by TKF. Please give me two days for this pick, and one day for my next one, Im going to see if Cheddar wants to trade. Sorry for the holdup. A (Ruins) 20:35, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, the autopick can be undone (like I said on your talk page), although I'm confused about the whole "see if Cheddar wants to trade" thing. Like, trade draft positions, or trade picks? Because trading picks during or within the draft itself is generally frowned upon. Also, giving you three days to mull over two back-to-back picks you've already had a week to plan for and anticipate is unfair to everyone else, not to mention totally impractical. So, yeah. If you like, see what players Cheddar would want at this position for that overrated over-hyped dog-torturing injury-prone quarterback you're obviously after (if any), and then make that trade after the draft. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:28, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
Sweet Jesus, just pick already and worry about trades later splode!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:52, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
I'll tell you right now, I'm not trading Vick unless you happen to draft Batman for your team. Actually, screw Batman, I want The Scarecrow. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 15:06,9August,2011
Screw that. I'll give you Vick for your two autopicks. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 16:28,9August,2011
Andre Johnson (WR- Texans) autopickUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:36, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Round 2

1. Aimsplode LeSean McCoy (RB - Eagles) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:13, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

2. Brad Peyton Manning (QB - Colts)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:15, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

3. The Almighty Cheddar Rivers, Philip (SD - QB) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 16:30,9August,2011

4. DrStrange Fitzgerald, Larry (Ari - WR) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:03, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

5. Guildy Johnson, Calvin (Det - WR)Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:06, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

6. Woody Jones, Maurice-Drew (BR - Jax) Twice in a row now the guy I wanted went a pick in front of me. I can't say I like this, gentlemen. Not one little bit. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:30, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

7. LuckDragn McFadden, Darren (Oak - RB) Autopicking Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody

8. Matt lobster Romo, Tony (QB - Dal) mAttlobster. (hello) 22:42, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Question, What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Superbowl ring? Answer, Old - LuckDragn, The Dallas h8r

9. Neox Jackson, Steven (RB - StL) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 14:02, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

You're actually making good picks this year. What's up with that? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:02, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Medic's answer to every question in the universe.

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10. Shabidoo Nicks, Hakeem (NYG - WR) (made by Shabidoo at 15:50 server time, or 11:50 EST —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:36, August 10, 2011 (UTC))

11. Skinfan Brady, Tom (QB - New England Commies) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1507 EST 10 Aug, 2011

12. Socky Gore, Frank (RB - S(ci)F(i?)) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:27, 10 August 2011

Round 3

1. Socky Wayne, Reggie (WR - Ind) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:36, 10 August 2011

2. Skinfan Jennings, Gregg (WR - Fudge Packers) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1514 EST 10 Aug, 2011preliminary pick, you're welcome to him though Socky... let shabidoo know if you're ok with my pick.

Sure, no problem Skinfan. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:36, 10 August 2011

3. Shabidoo Greene, Shonn (NYJ - RB) (made by Shabidoo at 10:28 server time, or 6:28 AM EST. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:46, August 11, 2011 (UTC))

4. Neox Ingram, Mark (NO - RB) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 12:59, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

5. Matt lobster Kaeding, Nate (SD - K) mAttlobster. (hello) 14:03, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Ah-waaaaaaah? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:26, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, Kaeding KICKS literal ass man! I'm positively depressed that I can't draft him #3. *pouts* --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:48, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

6. LuckDragn Lloyd, Brandon (Den - WR) Only the third round and already slim pickings on the WR market - LuckDragn

7. Woody Austin, Miles (Dal - WR) Tough one for me. But alas, A Dallas Fellow. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:13, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

Question. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win the Superbowl? Answer, No one remembers - LuckDragn, The Dallas h8r

8. Guildy Forte, Matt (Chi - RB) Can't believe he's still here. Hopefully Marion Barber doesn't poach too many of his carries. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:46, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange Bradshaw, Ahmad (NYG - RB) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:24, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Jackson, DeSean (Phi - WR) I know he's not exactly the top pick right now, but this guy's come through for me more times than I can count. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 15:05,12August,2011

11. Brad Peyton Hillis (Cle - RB) --<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:26, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

12. Aimsplode Wallace, Mike (Pit - WR) autopick You've got 24 hours to make your next pick and, if you want, overturn this one (though seeing as Wallace is the best receiver on the board by a fair margin, I don't know why you'd want to). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:35, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Once again, Splode has managed to get himself banned during his 48 hour draft time - this time for whining at admins the last time he was banned for his draft time. Could we please exchange e-mail addresses with Splode (or something) so that you can make his picks for him? He will not be able to edit the page until the 15th as-is, so unless someone can communicate with him on anything but Uncyc, he is guaranteed to miss the deadline.....again. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:23, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
What, really? Whelp, seeing as Aimsplode's guaranteed to miss the deadline, I'm just going to autopick for him now. He needs receivers anyway, as he's trading away Andre Johnson for Mike Vick, so he shouldn't object to the Mike Williams (TB) pick, as he's the next guy on the board. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:39, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Round 4

1. Aimsplode Williams, Mike (TB - WR) autopick (see above) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:42, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

2. Brad Antonio Gates (SD - TE)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:40, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

3. The Almighty Cheddar Mathews, Ryan (SD - RB) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 16:32,14August,2011

4. DrStrange Blount, LeGarrette (TB - RB) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:27, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

5. Guildy Jackson, Vincent (SD - WR) Another guy I can't believe lasted this long. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:22, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

6. Woody Deangelo William's Rotting Corpse. ("RB" - CAR) Can I make it any clearer how much I hate myself for this pick? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:27, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

I think you've regretted or resented every single pick you've made so far. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:50, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
I'm starting to feel bad for him. Can we make Brett Favre an honorary member of his team?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:58, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

7. LuckDragn Dwayne Bowe, (WR - KC) - LuckDragn, 22:28, August 15

8. Matt lobster Stewart, Jonathan (Car - RB) mAttlobster. (hello) 12:30, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

9. Neox Colston, Marques (NO - WR) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 12:42, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

10. Shabidoo Freeman, Josh (TB - QB) --ShabiDOO 17:12, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

11. Skinfan Clark, Dallas (TE - Indy Ponies) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1331 EST 15 Aug 2011

12. Socky Bryant, Dez (WR - Dal) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:39, 15 August 2011

Round 5

1. Socky Schaub, Matt (QB - Hou) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:39, 15 August 2011

2. Skinfan Moss, Santana (WR - DC) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1334 EST 15 Aug 2011

3. Shabidoo Green, A.J. (Cin - WR) --ShabiDOO 22:35, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

4. Neox Johnson, Stevie (Buf - WR) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 14:41, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

5. Matt lobster Finley, Jermichael (GB - TE) mAttlobster. (hello) 19:17, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

6. LuckDragn Roethlisberger, Ben (Pit - QB) grr, I was going to pick Finley - LuckDragn 18:10 August 16, 2011

7. Woody Maclin, Jeremy (PHI - WR) Hey, a pick I am somewhat happy with! The curse is broken! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:30, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Are you sure about that?Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:41, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
Woah. And I for sure would've nabbed him this round. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 04:25,17August,2011

8. Guildy Ryan, Matt (Atl - QB) Can't debate the value of getting a guy who almost threw for 4000 yards and 30 TDs last year in the fifth round. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:41, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange Welker, Wes (NE - WR)--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:36, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Marshall, Brandon (Mia - WR) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 18:22,17August,2011

11. Brad Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:50, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

12. Aimsplode Ochocinco, Chad (NE - WR) I'm NOT banned for this one! (Well, actually I am, but only from IRC.) A (Ruins) 23:25, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Round 6

1. Aimsplode Holmes, Santonio (NYJ - WR) Making up for the WRs I'm loosing in a trade for Vick with Cheddar, just to make sure everyone knows why I'm taking two more WRs when I already have three. A (Ruins) 23:27, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

2. Brad Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:52, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

3. The Almighty Cheddar Witten, Jason (Dal - TE) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:53,18August,2011

Question, how do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? Answer, Put a Goal post in it. - LuckDragn, the Dallas H8R
HA. I get it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 04:54,18August,2011

4. DrStrange Davis, Vernon (SF - TE) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:35, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

5. Guildy Best, Jahvid (Det - RB With LeShoure gone for the year, Best's value increases exponentially. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:18, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

AhemghmghmhemUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:24, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

6. Woody Daniels, Owen (HOU - TE) Afraid of the rest of the TEs this year... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:46, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

7. LuckDragn Jones, Julio (Atl - WR) That's twice someone beat me to my pick... -LuckDragn 19:49 August 18

8. Matt lobster Britt, Kenny (Ten - WR) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Matt lobster (talk • contribs)

9. Neox Knox, Johnny (Chi - WR) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:47, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

10. Shabidoo Green Bay (GB - DEF) --ShabiDOO 02:24, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

11. Skinfan Jets DEF (NY Biplanes) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2242 EST 19 Aug 2011

12. Socky Graham, Jimmy (NO - TE) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:09, 20 August 2011

Round 7

1. Socky Baltimore (Bal - DEF) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:09, 20 August 2011

already selected.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:45, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
Not anymore. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:49, 20 August 2011

2. Skinfan Rackers, Neil (K - Phoenix Bishops) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1418 EST 20 Aug 2011

3. Shabidoo Cooley, Chris (Was - TE) --ShabiDOO 19:25, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

NOOOOO! Can't you see that my username is all about the REDSKINS? for shame ;) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2251 EST 20 Aug 2011
I wouldn't worry about it, Skinfan. The dude just made a Round 15 pick in the 7th round. You can focus on greater contributors for your team, like John Beck.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:12, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

4. Neox Gonzalez, Tony (Atl - TE) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 13:51, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

5. Matt lobsterPhiladelphia (Phi - DEF) mAttlobster. (hello) 12:15, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

DAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOU It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 14:02,22August,2011

6. LuckDragnLewis, Mercedes (Jax pussycats - TE) I mean, no one else on that team can catch a ball... LuckDragn, 17:35 August 22, GMT-6

7. Woody Thomas, Daniel (MIAMI - RB) *shrugs* Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:30, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

8. Guildy Collie, Austin (Ind - WR) Okay guys, we've got to spend this up. After this round, those of you uninterested in picking your backups/fringe-starters should sign up to be autopicked for so we can hurry this along. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:37, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange Moreno, Knowshon (Den - RB) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:04, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Minnesota (Min - DEF) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 03:54,24August,2011

11. BradSteve Smith (Car - WR)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 07:35, August 24, 2011 (UTC)

12. Aimsplode Fred Jackson (RB - Buf) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 10:45, August 25, 2011 (UTC) Damn no!! Im pickingm okay?! A (Ruins) 14:43, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Um, then how about you pick? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:53, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Also, you've already had 24 hours to do your "pickingm," and you haven't done that. How long does it take you to look at a list of available players and pick one? How do you have the time to cross out the guy autopicked for you, but not the time to actually make a pick yourself? Honestly, Aimsplode, this is absurd. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:56, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Must contain urge to kill......1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10......I still feel like killing --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:20, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Jesus christ i just put that message like 15mins ago, chill out. I'm picking as we speak. A (Ruins) 15:25, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Fine, fair enough. Although, for the record, it takes me and most other normal humans about 30 seconds to do what it's taken you I-don't-even-care-to-know-how-long to do. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:09, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
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--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:42, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
If Aimsplode hasn't picked by 2:00 PM EST today, he's getting autopicked for, I'm through with this shit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:46, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
What's that in UTC? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:24, 25 August 2011
35 minutes from.....NOW!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:26, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Fred Jackson (RB - Buf) autopick In the time it's taken you to not make your pick since writing how you were "pickingm" this morning, I've worked out, showered, met my girlfriend for lunch, saw my girlfriend off to work, read a hefty section of Infinite Jest, wrote on a friend of mine's facebook wall about Infinite Jest, all the while periodically checking back here to see if you've made your pick, which you evidently haven't. There is no reasonable excuse you could possibly concoct for not picking in this period of time. Looking at your contributions for today, I see you were on here at least fifteen minutes--probably more--and yet did not make your pick, even though by this point you've already had something like 30 goddamn fucking hours to do so. Me, DrStrange, Brad, Socky, and I imagine the rest of the league, too, are completely fed up by your inability to select two names from a list in any sort of timely fucking manner. You've wasted enough of my time. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:08, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Wait... Is your girlfriend ok with that awful beard of yours? I can't imagine that she is... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:31, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, surprisingly. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:38, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
I guess they do say that love is blind. But this is kind of stretching my ability to believe in this. Do you have a lot of money or something? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:33, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Not really, I think it has something to do with that "personality" thing you hear people talk about, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:53, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
I always found personality to be horribly overrated. I get my girls with my huge dick. Or... did she say something about me being a huge dick? I probably should pay a little more attention to her when she speaks. Maybe. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:02, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
You know what they say, love is blind:
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Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:56, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Round 8

1. Aimsplode Manning, Eli (NYG - QB) autopickUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:09, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

What the hell is your problem Guild? I have Vick, I don't need another QB....whatever. A (Ruins) 12:47, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Whoa, you're asking me what my problem is, Mr. Constantly-Bothers-And-Antagonizes-Everyone-On-This-Site-And-Takes-Like-Forty-God-Damn-Hours-To-Make-Fantasy-Football-Picks-For-No-Valid-Reason? You should probably not do that. (Incidentally, Me and I'm sure everyone else are very curious as to why it took you 40-odd hours to NOT make your picks.) Also, I'm very aware you have Vick, you wanting him earlier--like at pretty much every other time it's been your pick--caused me to pull my hair out between you asking for exceptions to the rules the apply to everyone else and taking for-fucking-ever. (Vick has also only played one full season of football his entire NFL career, so a backup QB for you is a must.) Unless you're, like, eleven years old and have autism or something and/or a particularly devoted troll, there really isn't any excuse for your acting the way you've been acting. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:46, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
It's pretty obvious to me that Splode's team was going to end up a ghost ship anyway. Like he's going to find time to actually set his lineup every week? By the end of the season, I imagine a team with three guys on IR minimum in the starting lineup. I'm sure his lack of actually picking his team will be enough incentive to call out the whaaaaambulance and quit. Hell, last year I drafted POORLY and still made the playoffs by paying attention to star player injuries and picking up scrub replacements using the free agent pool liberally. If this guy has any balls, he could do the same but.......yeah, it's like we're being fucked with by some kid.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:56, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
We're supposed to set a line-up every week? That wasn't in the contract, Guildy! That wasn't in the contract! So... more to the point, how does that line-up stuff work? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:32, 3 September 2011
You'll do it yourself on the Yahoo league site, on your team's page. Really easy. For example, If you wanted to bench a player (let's say WR) who's injured/not playing/has the week off/performing poorly and replace him with a player currently in reserve (on the bench), you'd use a pull down menu that accompanies each player's name and change the active player to "bench" while changing the reserve from "bench" to WR - then hit the "submit changes" button. Voila. Your team page will have all kinds of stats, rankings, recent news and advice for each player to help you make these decisions.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:56, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

2. Brad Sidney Rice (Sea - WR)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:57, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

3. The Almighty Cheddar Lynch, Marshawn (Sea - RB) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:55,25August,2011

4. DrStrange Harvin, Percy (Min - WR) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:23, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

5. Guildy Manningham, Mario (NYG - WR) Just so I can claim to be officially stacked at receiver. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:10, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

Also: One or two more votes, guysUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:15, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
I'm curious, though, why are all the words in the title capitalized? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:52, 26 August 2011
That is a very good question. I don't know? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:54, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

6. Woody Floyd, Malcolm (SD - WR) Just so I can claim to be officially weak at receiver. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:50, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

7. LuckDragnNew England Patriots - DEF For my two cents, I say cut the draft time to 12 hours. There are still about 5 picks I want to make on my own without autodrafting.

8. Matt lobsterGarcon, Pierre (Ind - WR ) mAttlobster. (hello) 23:47, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

May I direct everyone to my poll below the draft, regarding pick time. [points down]Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:21, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

9. Neox Chicago - DEF

On an unrelated note, I'd like the Bench players to be autopicked. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:16, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
To clarify, my next pick will be the Kicker position. I don't want to be autopicked until after that. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:19, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

10. Shabidoo Moore, Lance (NO - WR) --ShabiDOO 18:30, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

11. Skinfan Tim Hightower (RB - Washington) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1512 EST 28 Aug 2011

12. Socky Crosby, Mason (GB - K) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 28 August 2011

Round 9

1. Socky Williams, Mike (Sea - WR) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 28 August 2011

2. Skinfan Johnson, Steve (WR - Buffalo Bobs) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1547 EST 28 Aug 2011 Long gone (like, in Round 5), try again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:37, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Curse you Firefox CTRL F!
uhhh, I choose you Pikachu Meachem, Robert (WR - 'Nawlins) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1719 EST 28 Aug 2011

3. Shabidoo Green, Alex (GB - RB) --ShabiDOO 19:56, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

4. Neox Janikowski, Sebastian (Oak - K) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, NOW you can autopick me.

5. Matt lobster Simpson, Jerome (Cin - WR)

6. LuckDragn Jones, Felix (DAL - RB) I hate myself for this pick, but Neox stole my kicker - LuckDragn 17:38 CST August 29, 2011

7. Woody Stafford, Matthew (DET - QB) FAITH! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 02:59, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

8. Guildy Bradford, Sam (StL. - QB) Because everyone's picking quarterbacks now, it seems. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:56, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange Flacco, Joe (Bal - QB) tentative pick, I'm not going to be back for about 8 hours and I imagine Guildy (who already has a QB) will pick by then. We need to get this shit moving as we still have peeps taking 24+ hours--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  06:05, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Cutler, Jay (Chi - QB) I got here before I was autopick. I am faster than autopick It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 12:00,30August,2011

Not by much, though, as I was literally just about to do it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:01, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

11. Brad Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K) I did a double take to make sure he actually hadn't been picked and checked to make sure this player hadn't suffered a horrible crippling injury before I pulled the trigger.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:28, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

12. Aimsplode Green-Ellis, BenJarvus (NE - RB) autopick I would like to bring everyone's attention to Aimsplode's contributions, which show that he made multiple edits after being told on his talk page it was time to pick--including a message on my talk page complaining about Brad's preliminary pick--and yet (no surprise here) didn't make his picks. What a juvenile prick, seriously. From here on out, Aimsplode's players are going to be autopicked. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:18, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Took us long enough. I would have done this 4 or 5 rounds ago. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:41, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
It's not like he wasn't already being autopicked for. >.> Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:41, 1 September 2011

Round 10 - 12 hour rule officially in effect

1. Aimsplode Benson, Cedric (Cin - RB) autopickUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:19, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

2. BradMichael Crabtree (WR-SF) preliminary pick seeing how Aimsplode already has like a million WRs and there are some great RBs available and he has other needs and such, I think it's safe to pencil this in (assuming he's not a jerk and decides to hastily pick a player he doesn't need just because I want him).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:46, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

I predict another pair of autopicks followed by a complaint about said autopicks. We can't have fantasy football without the excessive drama to go along with it. -LuckDragn
Followed by an apology that is about as sincere as an apology from a wife-beater who keeps a baseball bat by the bed. You know, just in case...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 08:18, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

3. The Almighty Cheddar Grant, Ryan (GB - RB) autopickUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:21, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

4. DrStrange New England (NE - DEF) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:27, August 31, 2011 (UTC) invalid pick (taken in round 8 by LuckDragon) --<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:27, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Oops, brb!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:29, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

4b. Kolb, Kevin (Ari - QB)--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:36, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

5. Guildy Sims-Walker, Mike (StL - WR) Taking one of my sleepers early. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:47, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

6. Woody Addai, Joseph (IND - RB) Boring, but whatever. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:39, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

7. LuckDragn Winslow, Kellen (TB - TE) I may not have internet access this Friday -Monday. Brad has agreed to make my picks for me during that time, I will make sure he has a list... I sent him one, but since half of it just disappeared, I'll have to update it now. - LuckDragn 19:15, August 31, 2011 (CST... which is GMT-6 for those of you who are in Europe)

Official (UTC) time for this last pick is 00:18, September 1, 2011. tick tick tick, Mr Lobster.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:19, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Now closing in on 14 hours. *"Family Feud" buzzer sound*--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:12, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Family Fued Buzzer (Sparta Remix)02:13

Family Fued Buzzer (Sparta Remix)

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8. Matt lobster Helu, Roy (Was - RB) autopick Time expired. DrStrange, from here on out you can make autopicks, for the record. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:06, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

9. Neox Bush, Michael (Oak - RB) autopickUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:06, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

10. Shabidoo Woodhead, Danny (NE - RB)--ShabiDOO 21:42, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

11. Skinfan Mike Tolbert (SD - RB) autopick Time expired--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 08:52, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

12. Socky Ryan Torain (RB - WAS) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 08:57, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Round 11

1. Socky Jordy Nelson (GB - WR) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 08:57, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

2. Skinfan (Just autopick me with preference for positions I haven't filled yet, I'm way too busy atm to deal with this) -sf13 0709 2 Sept 2011

Mill, Zach (Sea - TE) autopickUnführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:41, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

3. Shabidoo Vereen, Shane (NE - RB) --ShabiDOO 14:12, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

4. Neox Tim Tebow (QB - Den) autopick I hate this pick so much, but he's the next top-ranked player available on the board. Gah.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:21, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Guys, one more vote. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:07, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for keeping us up to date, Guildy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:09, 2 September 2011
Just so you know: I've NEVER voted Symbol for vote For. a news story. However, I did think it was very clever and wanted to make an exception but Arnie being the subject ruined it for me. A similar comment is on the VFH page. The entire disinformation angle got lost with that IMO.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:35, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Right. Well, thanks for giving it a look at least. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:24, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

5. Matt lobster Thomas, Pierre (NO - RB) mAttlobster. (hello) 20:36, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

6. LuckDragn Bryant, Matt (K - Atl) and Brad has my list for the rest. 16:07 CST, September 2, 2011 (GMT-6)

7. Woody Ford, Jacoby (WR - OAK) Wish I could fit two players, but my need at WR is too big to overlook. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:48, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

8. Guildy Pettigrew, Brandon (Det - TE) Kinda neglected that TE spot for a while--hopefully this makes up for it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:47, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange Burress, Plaxico (NYJ - WR)--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:03, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Deion Branch (NE - WR) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:50, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

11. Brad David Akers (K - PHI)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:56, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

12. Aimsplode Rob Bironas (K - TEN) autopick because needs a kicker in a bad way.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:09, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

Round 12

1. Aimsplode Rob Gronkowski (TE - NE) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:15, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

2. Brad Dallas (Dal - DEF)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:19, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

3. The Almighty Cheddar Garrett Hartley (K - NO) autopick He hasn't been keeping up with what he needs, so... I know he needs a kicker, so here he goes.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:28, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

4. DrStrange Starks, James (GB - RB) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:20, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

5. Guildy Hernandez, Aaron (NE - TE) Hopefully I'm not drawing too many conclusions from his preseason performances. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:11, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

6. Woody Thomas, Mike (WR - JAX) - I'm not signed in, but it is totally me guys. See, watch... Uh... Talk:Sania Mirza. Nuff said. - Woody Something Something Fire.

Lucky you, because you were just about to get Hines Ward on autopick.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:07, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

7. LuckDragn New York Giants (NYG - DEF) autopick, per LuckDragon's request.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 10:40, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

8. Matt lobster Ward, Hines (Pit - WR) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:41, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

9. Neox Edwards, Braylon (NYJ - WR) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:41, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

10. Shabidoo Feely, Jay (Ari - K) --ShabiDOO 22:46, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

11. Skinfan Amendola, Danny (StL - WR) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  23:05, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

12. Socky Breaston, Steve (KC - WR) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  23:05, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

Round 13

1. Socky Fitzpatrick, Ryan (Buf - QB) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  23:12, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

2. Skinfan Orton, Kyle (Den - QB) Autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  23:12, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

3. Shabidoo Evans, Lee (Buf - WR) --ShabiDOO 23:44, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

He's now with Baltimore. Not that that makes any difference, really...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:11, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, that seems to be a trend at the bottom of the list. I checked all of the autopicks to make sure they were active and found a lot of team juggling. I think we may need to scratch Steve Smith.....never mind, just found him on the Eagles roster lol!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  08:32, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
A lot of the players at the bottom of the list are good players who just switched teams. I think most of the best ones have been picked by now, though.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 10:09, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
I did some research for players left on the big board and left notes. There ARE still starters left. I mostly noted players who would likely be unworthy of drafting at this time and should reamin free agents. No note means they are indeed active and on the team's current depth chart. Well, Matt has one hour and 10 minutes left......I'm totally and anal retentively on this because the first game is approaching and I'd like Guildy to have at least a day and a half to populate the league.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:47, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
I would be very interested in reading these notes of yours. Where could I find them? --LuckDragn
There's a link to "The Big Board" at the top of this page. I went through #200 on the list.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  07:56, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

4. Neox Brown, Ronnie (Phi - RB) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  23:54, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

5. Matt lobster Cassel, Matt (KC - QB) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:29, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

6. LuckDragn Nate Burleson (Det - WR) preliminary pick... I think most of the list I left for Brad is depleted already - LuckDragn

7. Woody Beanie Wells (RB - ARI) Sweet. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:11, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

8. Guildy San Diego (Def)Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:55, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange New Orleans (NO - DEF) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  07:54, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Jones, Jacoby (Hou - WR) autopick Tough decision. You're really light on WR's Chedds. I wanted to draft a starter here but that means Driver or Hester - that brings up bye week issues with the rest of your team. Steve Smith is another Eagle too. Jones is young, has seen a steady increase in touches/yards every season and is a kick return TD threat.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  08:33, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

11. Brad Mark Sanchez (QB - NYJ) Picking up my starter for week 1 (how did I get him this late?)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:33, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

12. Aimsplode notes for Brad: Currently no DEF, stacked at RB and WR. Of course, we still don't know about the possibility of him attempting to trade the farm for Vick - which might get shot down by the league.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  08:57, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:37, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Round 14

1. Aimsplode San Francisco (SF - DEF) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:39, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

2. Brad Reggie Bush (MIA - RB) No, seriously, he's MIA from a fantasy standpoint... I'm going to give him a chance to wow me.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:39, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

3. The Almighty Cheddar Jermaine Gresham (CIN - TE) autopick--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:42, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

4. DrStrange Rackers, Neil (Hou - K) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:55, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Personal foul, drafting a drafted player. 15 yard penalty, still the 14th round. picked in round 7 by skinfan and not crossed off list Vinatieri, Adam (Ind - K)--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:06, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

5. Guildy Dallas (Def)Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:15, September 6, 2011 (UTC) I've got them already (Round 12)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:53, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck, uh...Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:40, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

6. Woody Atlanta (DEF - ATL) Proper formatting. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 12:25, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

7. LuckDragnMcNabb, Donovan. (QB - MINN) I'm posting on my phone... painful. I will update the chart. And message Matt later tonight. -LuckDragn

8. Matt lobster109. Spiller, C.J. (Buf - RB) mAttlobster. (hello) 19:10, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

9. Neox Celek, Brent (Phi - TE) autopick - already stacked at WR, RB, QB,, has old man Gonzalez as lone TE--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:17, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

10. Shabidoo Cook, Jared (Ten - TE) --ShabiDOO 19:55, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

11. Skinfan Smith, Steve (Phi - WR) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:12, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

12. Socky Hester, Devin (Chi - WR) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:14, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Round 15

1. Socky Jacobs, Brandon (NYG - RB) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:24, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

2. Skinfan Tomlinson, LaDainian (NYJ - RB) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:28, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

3. Shabidoo Hoomanawanui, Michael --ShabiDOO 21:34, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

4. Neox Bess, Davone (Mia - WR) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  04:41, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

5. Matt lobster Miller, Heath (Pit - TE) autopick --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:23, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Matt: After you've made this pick, let DrStrange know so he can bring this bitch home (the draft, that is). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:12, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

6. LuckDragn Little, Greg (Cle - WR) preliminary pick LuckDragn 04:58, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

7. Woody Brown, Josh (STL - K) Preliminary. Unless the Lobster man wants another Kicker for some unknown reason. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:03, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

8. Guildy Tynes, Lawrence (NYG - K) Preliminary. All the cool kids are doing it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:11, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

9. DrStrange Royal, Eddie (Den - WR) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:11, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

10. The Almighty Cheddar Driver, Donald (GB - WR) autopick--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:14, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

11. Brad Olsen, Greg (Car - TE) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:17, September 7, 2011 (UTC) Give me the highest-ranked TE that isn't injured here, please. I'm hoping to get through this quickly.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:13, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

12. Aimsplode I'm making this fucking pick, don't draft for me. I'm going to make sure I don't totally fuck myself over for the year, just yet. A (Ruins) 17:47, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

You will have two hours to make your pick (we need to be done before Thursday starts to have a chance to be ready for Week 1.)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:55, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
There's no way the last pick of the draft is that important--even if you don't get the miracle player you want, you can just pick him off the waiver wire before Week 1 starts. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:41, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
Aimsplode's got until when I get out of class today at 3:00PM EST to make his oh-so-important last pick of the draft, then he's getting autopicked the fuck out of. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:22, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
Detroit (Det - DEF) autopick If you don't like it, there's a waiver wire. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:11, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
SON OF A BITFH!!!!!!! I just checked into my hotel in Savannah, jesus christ you asshole! If I had like 3 hours more, goddamnit....fuck you!! A (Ruins),
Something tells me you don't have business traveling to Savannah if you're this immature. Also, just drop Detroit's defense and pick up the guy you wanted on waivers--it's not that hard. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:45, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
Aimsplode, dude, you could've just done a preliminary pick, or given the auto-pickers a list of players to choose from. And apparently there's this waiver wire. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:08, 8 September 2011
Why do that when you can whine? Whining is more fun.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:29, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Discussion/Banter/Smack Talk/Questions

So, football. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:48, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

I don't have much smack to be blabbing about, because I will almost most desifnately end up in last place. Only a miracle will get me into the playoffs.Anyway, remember to help me through things, since I haven't played in years...A (Ruins) 22:57, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

Vote:Reduce the 24-hour draft period to 12 hours per pick

Meh

I quit. Someone else take my spot. :D --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:34, 4 August 2011

Awesome dude. Awesome. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 02:37, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
I assume you're not pleased. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:39, 4 August 2011
Not at your quitting. Just with your timing. I'm trying to find a replacement now, however. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 02:42, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
RAHB once deleted one of my articles when I was a noob. I never met him in person, sadly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:45, 4 August 2011
Oh, comon. Chris Johnson is not THAT bad of a pick at your spot. It's not worth quitting over. Seriously...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:53, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
Chris who? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:26, 4 August 2011
I think Lollipop is quitting because of lack of interest, not because Chris Johnson is a bad pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:32, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
So... now what? Autopick? Reorder? Reassign?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:35, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
Woody is in the process of contacting RAHB, so we're going to wait a bit to hear back from him. We'll take it from there. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:19, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Sigh* Just a note to those who aren't quitting: Register your teams in the league! Info at the top of this forum, there are 8 teams "supposedly" made, but only 5 registered, and we need an even number, and that number would be 8. In short: JESUS DO IT ALREADY!!! A (Ruins) 14:36, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
I don't think anyone else plans on quitting (I hope). Worst case scenario is that Woody can't get RAHB to play again this year and I have to recruit someone else. We'll have everything going again in maybe a day, if even. Also, the season doesn't start for another month, so there's no hurry for people to go and make their teams. Sooner is generally better, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:06, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
Nothing from RAHB as of yet. It might just be smart to go and find anybody to join us at this point in time. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:31, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, I'm going to ask around. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:18, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
If I might make a suggestion: If you don't find a replacement by 6 PM Today, we autopick for lollipop. If he doesn't want to play, fine, but waiting until you're on the clock to declare it is very bad form, as it makes the entire group wait. We'll just have a last unmanned team commanded by a leader who resigned on his first day without naming a replacement. We can call them the Orphans.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:22, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
Not the most desirable of outcomes, but fine by me. I did ask Aleister, though--we'll at least wait back to hear from him, and if that doesn't work we'll go ahead with Brad's plan. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:30, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, neither Humbucker or Al have got back to me, so I'm just going to go ahead and continue the draft. If either of them do, they can just inherit Lollipop's team; if not, we're going with Brad's "Orphans" idea. Let's get this show on the road. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:18, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
I want to take the time to apoligize to Guildy, Woody, and the others for quitting like that. I know barely anything about football, nor about sports in general (except that I used to play NHL 2000 and NBA Live 2000 as a kid). It wouldn't be fair to other players if I had no clue what I was doing. So, um...yeah. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:27, 5 August 2011
No need to apologize, it's really not that big a deal, so don't feel bad. Also, NHL 2000 was a badass game, I had it for the PS2 back in the day. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:46, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
I had NHL 2000 for the PS2 as well. Gotta like Jim Hughson and Bill Clement. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:52, 6 August 2011
Indeed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:01, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
I MIGHT have found a non-uncyclopedian friend to join in lollipop's place. He liked his first two picks, anyway.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:05, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
I am willing to take over Lollipop's place. It takes a real man to be willing to man up under the name "Lollipop" anyway 8) - LuckDragn
Cool, really? I hope you don't mind starting off with Chris Johnson and Darren MacFadden. All the relevant information is posted above, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:37, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
LuckDragn: Dude. I don't follow football. In fact, I barely follow sports at all[citation needed]. Don't make fun of my name. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:54, 11 August 2011

Goddamnit

Does anyone happen to remember my Yahoo! password? Yahoo's password recovery thing is horrible. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 04:54,6August,2011

And now the account is locked. Fuck fucking Yahoo fuckers. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 05:06,6August,2011
Just make another one. Takes like 5 minutes. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:26, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Indeed. Also, you're up, Cheddar. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:57, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Chedds usually shows up at 6PM Eastern at the earliest (not a stalker, just checking contribs in preparation to pick afterward). I'm pretty impatient like that.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:41, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
I'm surprised I took so long, I'd been checking in rather often waiting for my first pick. I worked a shift this early Saturday and blew a bunch of time after I got home on this new FB group yakking about the area I grew up in - didn't even look here. Won't happen next time I can assure you.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:52, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

So

You should all go and vote for my article currently up on VFH. Yep. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:53, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

Seriously, guys, not all at once, now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:33, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
I need, like, two or three more votes, c'mon now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:48, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
It got featured! Wooo! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:01, 4 September 2011

Well that was almost interesting

Cheddar, if you'd picked McCoy instead of Vick, I might have done something that would have made us not be friends anymore. Vick was sitting at the top of my board since Rodgers came off it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 08:44, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

I almost bit on Vick but I had 2 issues. 1) I have a draft strategy this year which says no early QB picks 2) I have this suspicion that he's going to get injured trying to turn a broken play into something big.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  09:42, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
You mean you're going to try the whole "quarterback by committee" thing this year? I was going to try that this year! Strategy-stealer. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:09, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, I don't know about that. I also don't mind showing my cards a little here and mentioning that I will not be stuck looking for waiver wire WR's this year. I doubt my first 3 picks will be WR's but I want a strong corp. Compared to the injury prone position of RB, sleeper WR's or mid season wonders who come out of nowhere are rare.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:47, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
Hmm, I see, looks like I can pursue my super-secret strategy after all... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:00, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
I also was considering Vick, but the injuries scared me off. So I went with Rodgers. My super secret strategy was: I have never had a top-two quarterback in Fantasy ever. I am going to have one this year because it looks like fun. Pretty Hardcore stuff, I know. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:40, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
Like last year, I'm sticking to my board even if I change my mind midway through.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:25, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

We've Got a new player

LuckDragn has come out of nowhere to take Lollipop's place. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:42, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

Who? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 10 August 2011
Who indeed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:18, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
Who, me? I'm just a martial artist, an accountant, a financial counselor, a Vikings fan, and a business owner... hmm that's quite a mouthful and quite a list of activity... LuckDragn 04:00, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
Don't believe him! He lays around the house all day! (Ok, that's possibly an exaggeration. All the stuff he posted MIGHT be completely true. STILL!)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:04, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

BREAKING NEWS. Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed early today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. - LuckDragn, the Dallas h8r

I bought a tub of Eagles Touchdown Sundae Ice Cream

It's delicious. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:52,2September,2011

My balls

Are really big. Smack down! --ShabiDOO 14:38, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

What You Need

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  • 2 RB
  • 3 WR
  • 1 TE
  • 1 Def
  • 1 K
  • 6 Bench

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Skinfan13 Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
Shabidoo Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
Neox Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
Matt lobster Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
LuckDragn Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
The Woodburninator Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
Guildensternenstein Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
DrStrange Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
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Bradaphraser Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check Yes check
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