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Top Ten of the Year is an award that was stopped in 2012 (because of the Apocalypse). I don't think that there is any Apocalypse planned for 2013 and so it would be a good idea to restart it.

It will be a bit complicated now to do it, as we have not done any Top Ten of the Month but we have a list of all this year's featured articles (Best of 2013 Alphabetically) or (Best of 2013 By Date). Also, not all of them have to be nominated (look at the list and you will understand why) but anyone can choose one or several articles that they like, nominate them below and vote for. Ideally, it will take you less then ten minutes.


Come on, our history will be what we make of it! Uncyclopedia is not dead.

I wish you all a merry upcoming Christmas and a great day!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:55, December 23, 2013 (UTC)

To nominators

You can use the model below.

=== [[Name of the article you would like to nominate]] ===
{{s|1}} (''Featured: Date of Feature'')
#{{For}} ~~~~

Ancient Uncyclopedia

Score: 1
(Featured: 6 March)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:53, Jan 11

Anime

Score: 1
(Featured: July 9)
  1. Symbol for vote For. The Flower Maiden (talk) 01:34, January 6, 2014 (UTC)

Belgian Mountain Troops

Score: 1
(Featured: 2 May)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC)

Berlin Wall

Score: 4
(Featured: 2 July)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:14, December 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:09, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:59, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.                               Puppy's talk page08:32 am 22 Jan 2014

Boxes

Score: 2
(2 June)
  1. Symbol for vote For. One of the best rewrites I have ever seen! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:27, December 27, 2013 (UTC)
  2. --Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:12, Jan 11

Declaration of Gin-Dependence

Score: 5
(Featured: 2 December)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:47, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:27, December 27, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Please excuse the faux pas, but I've done drunk a bottle of Tanqueray and cant help myself --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:01, January 12, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Aleister

History of Great Britain

Score: 6
(Featured: 2 February)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Romartus' and Zarbag's epic needs to be on here! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:40, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. The Epic article deserves it more than PurpleDickVote Boner., at least! Aleister 12:33 31-12-13
  3. Symbol for vote For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:03, Jan 11
  5. Symbol for vote For. I hope you will excuse for not actually reading the entire article, but, after I understood its concept (looking at section headings), humour (looking at the images), style (looking at the introduction) and the amount of work done to complete it (its volume), it was not possible for me anymore not to put my vote here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:45, January 12, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For.                               Puppy's talk page08:32 am 22 Jan 2014

Hydrogen_is_being_impersonated!!

Score: 1
(Featured: 7 November)
  1. Best article featured in 2013 IMHO. --ShabiDOO 00:40, January 10, 2014 (UTC)

Ieye

Score: 0
(21 March)

Modus ponens

Score: 3
(Featured: 6 April)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:46, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:57, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

Monopoly (game)

Score: 7
(Featured: 2 January)
  1. Symbol for vote For. One of the top three of all time in my opinion. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Solid gold Soggy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:36, December 27, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. A man, a plan, a game...Monopoly!! Aleister 12:35 31-12-13
  4. Symbol for vote For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:12, Jan 11
  6. Symbol for vote For. If you have read my prior work you know I am a huge fan!--Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:50, January 12, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For.                               Puppy's talk page08:32 am 22 Jan 2014

Nelson Mandela

Score: 3
(Featured: 6 July)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Avoiding a St.Mandela angle from Leverage --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:12, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Aleister
  3. Symbol for vote For. The world lost one of the Greats but Uncyclopedia gained. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:53, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

Neptune

Score: 3
(Featured: 5 December)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:54, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Aleister

Nillion

Score: 4
(Featured: 23 February)
  1. Aleister
  2. Best article written by two smoking hot geniuses who are totally not gay at all. --ShabiDOO 00:42, January 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:12, Jan 11
  4. Symbol for vote For.                               Puppy's talk page08:32 am 22 Jan 2014

Platinum

Score: 3
(Featured: 31 August)
  1. Best featured article written in 2013 IMHO--ShabiDOO 00:41, January 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Aleister
  3. --Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:12, Jan 11

Question Authority

Score: 3
(Featured: 17 May)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:43, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Do you have a warrant? --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:04, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

Scots Law

Score: 2
(Featured: 8 August)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:47, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Being a lawyer, if the article involves the law I have to vote for it. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:55, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

Sony

Score: 0
(Featured: 25 September)


Symphony in Z Minor

Score: 1
(Featured: 20 January)
  1. Symbol for vote For. It's hard getting the resepct you deserve when you are composed based on the last letter of the alphabet AND you live in the shadow of Z Major. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:05, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon

Score: 3
(Featured: June 18)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Aleister
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:58, January 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. It still seems to me like the first conquest just happened yesterday... how time flies! --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:08, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once

Score: 3
(Featured: 20 July)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC)

Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn

Score: 1
(Featured: 29 August)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC)

Wild Jews

Score: 2
(16 February)
  1. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:10, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Aleister

Worcestershire sauce

Score: 4
(Featured: 20 February)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Reverend P. Pennyfeather explains a British mystery. Great article! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:43, December 27, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:56, December 29, 2013 (UTC)
  3. --ShabiDOO 11:34, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:16, January 11, 2014 (UTC)

William Lane Craig

Score: 1
(Featured: 7 June)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Axlman5 (talk) 07:22, December 28, 2013 (UTC)

Cotswold Olimpick Games

Score: 0
(Featured: 15 June)

Round 2

Can someone explain to me how round 2 works? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:43, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

To determine which articles will get the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and so on place, as many articles got the same amount of votes in the first round, here comes another one! The first section subsection has three articles (the ones which got four votes in the first round) and the second one - 7 articles. You can vote for as many articles as you'd like. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:57, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
Also, please, keep in mind that while every article from the first subsection will be in the Top 10 list, only four of the articles that got three votes will. So vote for the best! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:59, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

Round 2

Choosing the top fourth, top fifth and top sixth articles of 2013

Berlin Wall

Score: 1
(Featured: 2 July)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:16, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

Nillion

Score: 0
(Featured: 23 February)

Worcestershire sauce

Score: 2
(Featured: 20 February)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:16, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:21, January 27, 2014 (UTC)

Choosing the last articles of the Top 10 (top seventh, top eighth, top ninth and top tenth)

Modus ponens

Score: 1
(Featured: 6 April)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:17, January 27, 2014 (UTC)

Neptune

Score: 0
(Featured: 5 December)

Nelson Mandela

Score: 0
(Featured: 6 July)

Platinum

Score: 0
(Featured: 31 August)

Question Authority

Score: 1
(Featured: 17 May)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:17, January 27, 2014 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon

Score: 0
(Featured: June 18)

UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once

Score: 2
(Featured: 20 July)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:13, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:17, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
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