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I'm in London and you're not! Jealous? Good, because I'm having the time of my life. The food here is better than back home (though nothing can beat good ol' southern food) and the Coca-Cola is sweeter and made with real sugar! And the people's accents are awesome! Too bad I have to leave back to the States on Sunday, but it will be the best week ever. If you're jealous and want to talk crap about me, go ahead. Talk all the crap about me as much as you desire. Besides, your hate makes me feel great about myself. --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:06, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

That's cool! In case you didn't know, Village Dump is for Uncyclopedia-related topics such as featuring and de-featuring articles, proposing new Ignorable Policies, etc. If you want to count to a million or just chat, go to BHOP. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteRayquazaOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:17, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
This IS BHOP. Or did this forum just get moved? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:32, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
Yup, Qzekrom moved it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:53, 14 June 2012
I live in London. And I suppose it's... OK. Of course, if I was only hear on holiday about 20% of my blood wouldn't be in jam jars in a dumpster in Islington. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:59, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
Never visited there...yet. Hope to, someday. Besides, people keep telling me I have a British or Canadian accent though I never have lived either place. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:32, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

You people seem far too easily pleased - Real sugar in soft drinks and and an alternative plebian underclass to be in awe of? /Me goes to explore bedroom like Jean Des Esseintes--Sycamore (Talk) 18:39, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

/Me sips Coca-Cola out of gold chalice
You, ugh, runts are far to easily pleased. Do come with me, and I'll tour you of my mansion. I might even let you ride in my private plane. A (Ruins) 14:10, 15 June 2012 kind of sound like those douchebag Lannisters from A Game of Thrones. So tell me, Ser Aimsplode, which rich and honorable man did you suck up to and then imprison and then subject to a public execution after taking over his property? --Scofield & 1337 15:29, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't do that. I simply started a totally fair legal pyramid scheme to manipulate the public into giving me their money, while preventing them from realizing what is actually happening to it. I then stored that money in the Caymans so those bastard IRS agents couldn't steal any more of my hard-earned fair cash. Then I bought Poland and turned it into a mansion. A (Ruins) 16:22, 15 June 2012
What I remember most fondly from my two years in London, was the lovely smog. I will never forget blowing my nose and seeing black boogers on the paper tissue. It was magic. --ShabiDOO 06:18, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  • The Coke has real sugar?!? Send me a case! --Gamma287 Mod Roundel Vector MUN 04:08, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
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