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It has come upon me to tell you the truth about BENSON. Listed below are some things that are lies,, followed by the truth.

  • BENSON is better than God.
    • This is may be not true, as God once beat BENSON in an arm wrestling match. This, however, is generally believed to be a fluke.
  • BENSON is the Truth.
    • Definately a lie. BENSON is not the son of Ben, therefore the name BENSON is false. Some say that BENSON does not actually have a name, which is more likely because that would make his name not false.
  • BENSON pwns all.
    • False. BENSON only pwns 99.999999999999999% of all objects on Earth.
  • BENSON is better than you.
    • Well... I suppose he is better than you... so that's true.
  • BENSON is better than me.
    • Don't be stupid! Well, possibly there's a chance.
  • BENSON is above the Illuminati.
    • Fnord. This is actually true.
  • BENSON must be written is capital letters.
    • Not true, although if you don't BENSON's followers will gang up on you and you don't want that.
I hope this has been informative about BENSON. Goodbye(ish). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:36, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I think BENSON is better in zelfbevlekking than everybody else in the whole multiverse.

THESE ARE LIES! Benson is most certainly "beeter" than you, but also "beeter" than Ghelae. Ghalae is just mad that when he was a n00b, he didn't get any attention, and the other users made fun of his face and his sexual orientation. BENSON DECLARES THIS PAGE FULL OF LIES! Except for the comment by Benson. And Benson's parents are Ma and Pa Benson, not this "Mike" that Ghelae enjoys so much talking about (also, talking about his kids). Benson 17:19, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Your vicious slamming of Benson has caused me to lose all respect I once had for you, Ghelae. --User:Nintendorulez 23:13, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I cannot stand for this blasphemy. I call for Ghelae to be burned at the stake in the name of Benson. Spang talk 00:01, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

I've read your comments, and looked into my sources and discovered them to be mostly propaganda, so I have changed the facts to more recent sources, and BENSON's own account. I hope that BENSON finds these more true, so I have striked out your comments. And what sexual orientation are you talking about? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:16, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Much better! Sorry Benson was just joking about the sex thing. But you ARE an anti-Benson so... Benson 19:57, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

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