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The FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS HERE. The FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE The FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS. ONE DAY The FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WILL KILL YOU ALL, OR PERHAPS OWN YOU. The FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT HE IS HERE.
6/6/06 isnt happening again until about 100 yrs from now, so plan your attempts at bensonism for then. all of this benson-copying makes me want to believe in the one true Benson. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:14, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
As the apostle John stated, there are many antibensons among us. --Kip > Talk•Works••
I was touched by His Noodly Appendage! •Spang•☃•talk• 05:51, 02 Aug 2007
My dad thinks FSM is funny and interesting. This should tell you something about the level of humor and interestingness of FSM. If it didn't, let me state it more clearly: FIND NEW MEME. Or, at the very least, take this tired shit elsewhere. --THINKER 05:58, 2 August 2007 (UTC)