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Hey there! Have you noticed how Uncyclopedia has too many articles and how they are all crappy? Well, now we have a solution. It involves a variety of summer camps, chambers filled with a lovely scent and cool stickers with swastikas on 'em.

Alright folks, here's how it's gonna go.

  1. Friendly Uncyclopedia stormtroopers will escort all the articles into some good ol' steam trains.
  2. Said steam trains will transport all the articles to summer camps, where they will have lots and lots of fun.
  3. Friendly Uncyclopedia stormtroopers will escort the articles to their chambers where they will continue to have lots and lots of fun.
  4. Friendly Uncyclopedia stormtroopers will pump a lovely scent into said chambers.
  5. All the articles will thus go to a better place.

Thus, the overall quality of Uncyclopedia will be raised from negative to zero.

Questions? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:25, 29 June 2011

Will everyone call me Führer if I go along with this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:36, 29 June 2011
Everyone is already calling you Führer, mein Führer! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:37, 29 June 2011
Yay, people like me! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:39, 29 June 2011
Athyria is possessed by Uncle Pete! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
I's sorry. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:29, 7 July 2011
I get it... it's all subterfuge, right, you sly vixen? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:02, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
If it is, I wasn't aware of it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:26, 7 July 2011
I guess I've mixed up my mammals again. You're the hedgehog, right? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:19, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
I'm a mole. Aren't you a badger? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:32, 7 July 2011
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