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First they came for the IRC, but I did not speak up, because I was not an IRC user

So, Given recent events, I propose we setup a clearinghouse on this site dedicated to drama since it appears that whenever anybody comes up with a grievance, it appears that rather than employing discretion and being discreet, things just get dumped straight into the forum usually in the form of a dramatic announcement with an equally over-dramatic title just to make sure that nobody misses out of the top-fucking-notch in-fighting that's going on.


Therefore, I suggest we fuck it, do it live, and setup a new forum dedicated to drama, points will be awarded for immediately taking side, unilaterally implementing sweeping changes and blowing things out of proportion. Your final score will then be multiplied by the number of people you managed to get involved in the drama, divided by the number of people who were originally involved. Using site notices is considered cheating and you will be disqualified.


A monthly "Storm in a Teacup" award will be given out so yes, it IS a competition; all you have to do is watch, wait and be the first to publically humiliate the next person who fucks up (or simply find something to get outraged at).

Words like "friendship", "humo(u)r" and "community" don't belong in the Clearinghouse of drama, so take your faggotry elsewhere, you disgust me.

-- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:56, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

sarcasm much? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
yes, but you never know, you might even get a discussion out of it -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:19, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Discuss? With you? But you're a big poopyhead. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:20, Jul 30
At worst that's a tu quoque. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:25, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Oh yeah, well so's your mum! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:38, Jul 30
Results can then be stored in the Charnel House of Lost Arguments. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:37, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
For. Reminds me of George Carlin's idea to lock up all the criminals into a state surrounded by an enormous fence. And then televise the ensuing madness. It can only go horribly wonderful. -RAHB 03:39, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
That already exists. Nobody watches C-SPAN. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
ZING! -RAHB 04:29, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. Reminds me of George Carlin's idea to remove everyone from the United States and let each person back in on a case-by-case basis.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Jul 2010 ~ 06:32 (UTC)

First they came for the IRC, but I did not speak up, because some asshat with admin rights thought it was funny to unvoice me and then ridicule me for some considerable time until I went away....

...how about that for a start? ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Not passive-aggressive enough, I think. Doesn't have enough bitter notes, so it doesn't mesh well with the rest of this forum post. I suggest aging it in a barrel that will lend flavors or licorice and pepper to the final product. --Flammable 15:02, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Highly recommend it. Puts hair in places that there probably shouldn't be hair. Don't even bother trying to wax it either. You'll just end up ripping your tongue off. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 15:30 Jul 31 2010

First they came for the asshats but I did not speak up because someone had already turned it into a public carnival by splashing it across the Village Dump

...moving onto this, really, the contention is not about whether or not there was an issue, it's about how it was dealt with. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:53, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

and how it continues to be dealt with! Nah, but seriously bro, this is the worst carnival ever.--Flammable 00:10, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

OUTPUT: TOPICAL AND PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ADAPTATION OF HOLOCAUST QUOTE

CRUSHERBOT IS FEELING THE HUMAN EMOTION OF LONELINESS. QUERY, CAN CRUSHERBOT NOW BE CLASSIFIED UNDER CATEGORY: COOL ADMINS AT THIS JUNCTURE?--CRUSHERBOT 21:14, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

First they came for my dick then my dick came on them

It was sexy for all parties involved --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:52, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

First they came for the evil cabal, but it turned out there wasn't a cabal after all

on which note, in the interests of closing the chapter on this, I'm closing the topic, smashing the hatchet and burying it across several different locations, and storing the actual corpse in a commercial walk-in freezer. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:23, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

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