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People like me are getting a little worried. 2007 Chinese year of the Chicken - bird flu; 2008 Chinese year of the Horse - Australia got equine flu; 2009 Chinese year of the Pig - swine flu. 2010? It's the Chinese year of the Cock! Better watch out men and boys! :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:48, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Cool story bro. Problem with that is 2010 is the year of the Tiger. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:53, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but 2017 = PEN1S FLU. (By the way - Uncyclopedia fucking censored the word "pen1s." What. The. Living. Fuck.) Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:17, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I noticed it yesterday..just another futile attempt to thwart vandalism FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 23:19, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Use Cock instead, everyone knows what you mean and it gets around the Wikia NAZIS and their swear word filter. I messed up the Chinese New Year of 2010 based on a Facebook joke my brother made and I thought it would be funnier here. Nice to see that someone got that 2017 is the year of the Cock. but we might not make it that far so 2010 became the year of the Cock for the joke's sake. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:39, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Or "Phallus" for that matter... FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:52, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Its probably the spam filter controlled by wikia. It also doesn't like more than 3 <big> tags in a row. --Mn-z 16:25, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I noticed that, too.. Three or four days ago. Yet another futile (and pointless) attempt... FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:34, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
CHINA DID 9/11 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:07 Oct 10 2009
CHINESE JEWISH MUSLIM SHARKS DID WTC. It's all true! I saw the whole thing right here! Learn the truth b4 it's teh too late! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:20, Oct 10
“Fuckin' Chinks. Chinks are responsible for all of the wars in the world.”
~ Mel Gibson
--Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 22:25, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wow I post something about the Chinese Zodiac and a relation to the various flus, to see funny results. I didn't know it would lead to conspiracy theories and rants about the Chinese, unless they are funny results I hadn't anticipated? As the Chinese are known to say "May you live in Interesting Times!" I guess 2010 is going to be those "Interesting Times"(TM). :) The Cock Flu is next!--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
CHINA DID THE BOSTON TEA PARTY --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:29 Oct 11 2009
CHINA DID THE TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE or did they? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 11 October 2009
CHINA LENT THE USA $111 TRILLION DOLLARS FOR STIMULUS MONEY! What? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:55, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
CHINA IS HIDING ON THE SHELVES AT WALMART! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:08, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
CHINA DID 'NAM Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 22:25, Oct 11
CHINA, MY ASS. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:28 October 11 '09
Did China record this event and upload it to some website that I may watch? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
China and Mamoosha: Ass Spelunking 4 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:47 Oct 15 2009
WTF? the fuckers kept assuring me that this video would never reach teh intarwebs... Mayn, oim an eedyuot FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:27, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
CHINA BROUGHT MRN9000 BACK! FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:53, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
CHINA IN YOUR HAND! --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:10, Oct 16
CHINA DID 90210! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Does that mean I'll get lead poisoning if I eat Tori Spelling? Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 20:15, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
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