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I HAVE RETURNED TO REPLACE YOUR HOUSE OF PANCAKES, WITH A WAFFLE HOUSE. YOU CANNOT FORGET ABOUT ME! Tortilla The Hun 16:00, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

.YOU LOSE! This article has failed utterly to meet Uncyclopedia's standard of greatness.

Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 20:06, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Benson did this before. You're no Benson. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:33, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

And he did it in 6/6/6. Now you have to wait just a little more 99 years until the next window of opportunity.-- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 21:40, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

You mean Benson's really Satan? --AAA! (AAAA) 04:15, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I've forgotten- who are you again? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:51, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

He's Tortilla you silly sand! Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:32, 30 May 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Nobody cares. --General Insineratehymn 21:35, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Nobody cares. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:46, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Nobody cares. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:42, 31 May 2007
Nobody cares.--Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:50, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

FU TORTILLA Have a nice day! --Emmzee 18:43, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Nobody Cares

I don't care if you are in the Grue Army, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS A FLAMEWAR WAITING TO HAPPEN. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:55, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

"/me gets out the flamethrower." --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:57, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

/me slaps forehead --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:58, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

/me summons fire from the heavens. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:31, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey look everybody - it's raining water with red food-colouring again!  :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:40, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Ow, ow! The fire is on my hair /me stops, drops, and rolls -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer 23:37, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Somebody Cares

Definitely not me though. Definitely not anyone on Uncyclopedia either. Or this world, for that matter. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:01, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Or in existence, as a matter of fact. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:05, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

In other words,

Nobody cares

--Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:06, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. Wine? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:07, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...

"Pancakes" must be street for "crack". Think Tortilla is a crackhead? --Andorin Kato 02:39, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Poll closed!

Consensus: Nobody cares --General Insineratehymn 18:48, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

That was my idea! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:29, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

In fact, I have a template that does that:

Nobody cares

--Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:41, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

I care

I care you Idiots

Sign your post, you idiot. --General Insineratehymn 22:35, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

I CARE--Anti-Benson 23:08, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

It's a trap! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:11, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and Nobody cares! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:11, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

You care we idiots? Thank you much for care we idiots. We idiots like you care. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:32, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

I am an Anti-Bensonist, and I do like waffles. However, that doesn't mean I support this dimwit who calls itself "Tortilla The Hun".

And besides,

NOBODY CARES!

So bugger off, ya Benson-wanna-be. We already have enough cult suckas, 'foo!

Thank you, and have a nice day!

--Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:44, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

CSM gives his infinite wisdom on this topic.

Nobody cares



--Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:03, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh my nonexistent gods! You messed up the formatting! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 05:01, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Go Tortilla! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You are kidding, right? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:08, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

No. I am an Anti-Bensonist. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Not THAT... the fact you respect Tortilla. He's like a mini p*******. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:59, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian hates BENSON (and the old Contents) thaaaaat much. And we don't say P*wersh*t's name anymore. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:58, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Nothing to see here, move along... Ж WHEEEEE! 05:05, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Nothing to see hee, move along, move along... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

What is with all the Powershots? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Go ask Insineratehymn. Ж WHEEEEE! 15:28, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

And Starnes, I see. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Because he's an Attention Whore. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:53, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, Uncyclopedian! See the Light! Fawwaz is dead. Tortilla is NOW!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:44, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Uh, no, I am not a Tortilla-liker, I just am a non Caps Locker. Now please, SHUT UP! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Shut up. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

SHUT UP!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Breaking News!

I know who's getting UGotM when his 3 month ban is over a month old by the end of the month :D -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:18, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Too many redundancies with the word "month there". Also, Nobody cares. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:18, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Fuck you, me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:17, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

/me wonders how the last post was the first...‽ –—Hv (talk) 6/06 18:56

I'm just epic like that. I also forgot to add timestamps to the first 2 after I signed the last one. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:03, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Wait, who has a 3 month ban? --General Insineratehymn 20:52, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Tortilla. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:41, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Three MONTH ban? Forget it, then. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:43, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

No, he had a three day ban. --General Insineratehymn 21:45, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I thought so... damn you for confusing me, only to set me straight! I'll be seeing him on the 20th :) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:14, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

The ban is from when Tortilla first came. Like when Benson arrived. I guess all Deities get this, Except for Fluffy. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:08, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Nah, the rule is this: Quiet humility, or pre-emptive ban. Prospective deities make the choice upon logging into Uncyclopedia for the first time. Ж WHEEEEE! 03:06, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Elementary, my dear Watson

I have a suspicion deep in my heart that the Mexican Gasogenic Recipe and the Zodiac Killer are the same person. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 22:36, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Ironically, Tortilla is the one who is the fan of the Zodiac Killer. No, Tortilla isn't a sock. I promise you. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:05, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

BTW, Why am I the Zodiac Killer? Just Wondering. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:03, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh wait, now I remember. Capercorn is a dirivitive of Capricornus, Ahhh, memories. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:04, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

What shall be done now that Benson and Tortilla on now?

Please, no Benson Fanboy "BENSON IS PWNZ, NOBODY CARS TORTILLA! HATE HATE HAT!" Who, What, Where and How will the Great Spiritual Battle of BENSON and Tortilla. Tickets are on sale now for $49.99USD. Contact Ticketmaster to purchase. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:01, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Can't a guy try to make a quick buck? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:21, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I am really getting tired of these false prophets and all the drama they cause... --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

03:27, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Don't be a hater —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.102.34.75 (talk • contribs)

Shut up. --Emmzee 12:30, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't be a hater

Attn: Uncyclopedian

This isn't Talk:Incompleteness Theorem. So please be quiet. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:03, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:09, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

No, you. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:11, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

No, me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:11, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian: If you're not going to contribute to the conversation with something funny- i.e., other than "shut up"- shut up. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:43, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I agree with Lord Fluffy. Tortilla is a serious contender in the game of Uncyclopedia Cults, like DiZ. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:47, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

This is where there's a schism between the real people and Capercorn. Real people don't wear converse. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:33, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

When did I say that, Capercorn? I just told Uncyclopedian to be quiet. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:24, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Everybody cares. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:33, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Once again,

Nobody cares

--Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:30, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

ATTENTION ALL FLAMERS

Shot your put up!

STFU. Really. You should all know better. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:23, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up, everyone. Except the people saying, "Shut up". Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

We already went through this. It was called "Talk:Incompleteness Theorem" --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:30, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:31, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:33, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Shaddup!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

If you want this topic to die, then truly, SHUT UP!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:04, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Suhput(anagram of Shut UP). Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

SHut UP! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:12, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up, "want" doesn't have an apostrophe in it. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 06:03, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

SHUT UP!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:21, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you...oops. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Obligatory Poll

As per BHOP tradition... --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:09, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Poll closed!!! 4 no, 3 nobody cares, 2 yes. Tortilla is no sysop. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Rejection

• Tortilla, I served with BENSON. I knew BENSON. BENSON was a friend of mine. Tortilla, you're no Benson. 67.42.219.80 02:32, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut up. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Shut up. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:07, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

You shut up. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Thank you. Aww, crap! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:09, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

No, thank you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

No, really, thank you. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 03:56, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you very much. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Shut up. 67.42.219.80 04:25, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

a0062bd316740f9d1a192d7b53fa92cd --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 05:59, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 07:14, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Shut Up. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 14:47, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Shaddup!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 14:49, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian fails at indents. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 18:19, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

SILENCE, THOU

INSOLENT DOGS!

--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 20:22, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 20:33, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE GREAT FLUFFY!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Should we redirect this to Talk:Incompleteness Theorem?

 

Yes

2

 

No

0

 

Shut Up

9

 

The poll was created at 14:37 on June 18, 2007, and so far 11 people voted.

Please wait, submitting your vote...

I vote maybe. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:48, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Or possibly shut up. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:48, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Must create balance... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 14:36, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

List of people who care

I think we're beating a dead horse. Then again, I don't care. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:22, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

It's been a while since BENSON has gotten into a fight to the death. BENSON's been pretty busy lately with Fawwaz. Not fighting him, we're good friends now, we've just been hanging out. Anyways, I CHALLENGE TORTILLA TO A FIGHT TO THE DEATH! If you accept, start a forum topic in BENSON's house of pancakes. But I warn you - I have a real way with wrods. Benson 15:40, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

In fact, Benson is the master at wrods. He's better at wrods than any of us. --General Insineratehymn 15:49, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Benson invented wrods, because he's better than language. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 18:33, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Sadly, the same can not be said for Caindad *cough*"wrods" :P -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:42, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Tortilla is on a week long AFK, he told me. Sorry BENSON. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:56, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

You are his highest (and only) follower of tortilla, why don't you fight? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:57, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I think it says something about that in the Queensbury Rules for duelling, doesn't it? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:45, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

And since Benson isn't here, i'll kill the savages... savages... barely even human! And we'll start with this one! Sounding the drums of war... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:48, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Fine... I accept. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:44, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Not you, Capercorn. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:46, 20 June 2007 (UTC)