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AS PART OF THE MORE-OR-LESS ANNUAL TITHE TO BENSON FOR THANKING HIM FOR NOT ASPLODING OUR BASEMENTS FROM UNDER US, I PRESENT TO HIM THREE GIFTS WHICH HIS FOLLOWERS MAY USE TO CHANGE THEMSELVES INTO EITHER GIANT MONSTERS, ROBOTS, OR FOOD-EATING BATTLE MONKEYS. USE YOUR GIFTS WISELY, BENSON AND ASSOCIATES! --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 04:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

YES! AT LAST! I AM A FOOD EATING BATTLE MONKEY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! /ME TURNS INTO A FOOD EATING BATTLE MONKEY.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

NO, I CHANGE MY MIND! THE TEMPLATES FOR GIANT MONSTERS ARE BETTER AND FUNNIER!!!--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:07, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

NOW LETS ALL LAUGH AT COL.SWORDSMAN AND CODEINE BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER BECOME A FOOD EATING BATTLE MONKEY BECAUSE OF THEIR PURE HERESY TOWARDS BENSON!!!--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:09, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

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