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please love the spork!

I err, found this in miniluv. I was wondering if you guys in BHOP knew what this was about. —Braydie 14:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
I think - and this is only a vaguely educated guess mind you - but I think it may be about sporks. Or some other form of cutlery. Either that or it's a metaphorical cry for help where the spork represents the user and their quest to be loved by plastering themselves in capital letters all over the site, an endeavour that only results in an indifferent ban and exile into a cold and lonely Uncyclopedialess existence from which the only escape is the sweet embrace of death. But probably it's about sporks. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Hmm, I never thought that it could be about Sporks, but I see why someone could think that. Great theory! —Braydie 17:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps it's about foons. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 20:17, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

There is no spork.

There I said it. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

I think you're confused, O mad one- there is no cabal. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:16, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

I thought there wasn't a cable. --The fatgoat 06:33, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, it's true, I don't have cable TV. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:57, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Ow. There's a spork in me. Would somebody please ask him to stop throwing sporks. And I don't like the look of that sporking machine over there. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:30, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Spork This spork was originally sporked from something that I don't know. Or maybe it will be thrown at Alksub. Maybe we should have a poll on it? User:KWild/sig 09:52, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Now prepare for something even worse...

The foon! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 15:44, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Sporks are teh awesomeness

Sporks are awesome, especially for eating chicken sooooooop!

Spork This page was originally sporked from {{{1}}}.

We like chicken sooooooop. We find it more palatable than that shoddy chicken soup garbage. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:57, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

The c***l got to him!

The c***l has brainwashed Braydie! We must do something! --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!

Actually, it's the squirrels

The squirrels do all the braiwashing from the other world. The c***l is in this world and very dangerous. They have read the holy writings of Oscar Wilde and threaten everyone by saying "Neee!" at them. But sporks aren't shrubbery and "O" is not a color. Just FYI.--Schizo Master 16:10, 9 March 2007 (UTC) Smite the infidel rodents! A jihad! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:07, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

My friend once had a dream that a bunch of Canadians were eating his face with sporks. We joke about it every time he comes over. --Fireball123 07:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Dream? Oh, it was no dream, it was the c***l...--Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
What the deuce is a c***l? --The fatgoat 19:09, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
You'll find out if you hang around here enough... --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
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