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Quick, I just drank 4 beers and smoked 1 gram of weed, I want to know what it feels like being sucked off WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL YOUR DICK! Seriously I have no idea if it's even there of not!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:31, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS will, he has gay disease. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:27, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Implying he wouldn't do it if he didn't have gay disease? -RAHB 05:40, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Gay is not a disease! #NoH8. #Equality4all. --Lord Scofield Stark 20:57, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Drive to your nearest 24hr Walmart and ask the first employee you see if they will help you test the vacuum cleaners to see which one gives the best blow jobs. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:41, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Is it a good idea to drive when you're so smashed you can't feel your own dick? (Asking for a friend.)                               Puppy's talk page01:28 08 Sep
Yeah. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:15, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
It's almost as good an idea to drive in this condition as it is to drive into a phone pole or tree. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:17, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
This may just be the severe brain hemorrhage talking buti t's really not THAT bad of idea. i Feel great. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:53 Sep 9 2012

Have your say: Is gay a disease?

Score: 1

Is gay the cure for heterosexuality?

Score: 1

Is AIDS the cure for gay?

Score: 1

Is yo momma the cure for gay disease?

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Is Zombification the cure for AIDS?

Score: 1

Is ?????? the cure for Zombification?

Score: 1
  • For But let me just ask who would want to be cured??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:21, September 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Must be. Something must be! ajr 02:09, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:49, September 14, 2012 (UTC)

Is voting fun?

Score: 2

Is voting the cure for ????????

Score: 2

Is AIDS gay?

Score: 69
  • Symbol against vote Against. It actually has no sexual preference because it's a disease. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:48 Sep 9 2012

Symbol comment vote Comment. So is your momma, and she definitely has a preference for sex.                               Puppy's talk page06:29 09 Sep

  • Symbol for vote For. they prefer to inhabit gay people, must be gay ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:13, September 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:49, September 14, 2012 (UTC)

Are gays murderers?

Score: 25 to life

Is it any wonder I've got too much *clap clap* time on my hands?

Score: 1

Dah fuck?

You people actually cared about my plights while stoned??? --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:49, September 14, 2012 (UTC)

I thought you meant you were wearing thick gloves. It makes more sense now. 4 beers and one gram? I'd tell you about my night of 2 bottles of scotch and a gram, but I don't recall all of it.                               Puppy's talk page11:58 14 Sep
Nobody cared, we just like voting. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:03, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
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