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Now we've done it...

I just thought I'd ask as I figured it would bring Famine back. Discuss.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:25, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Instead of unbanning nintendorulez, I vote we ban famine. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Apr 13

  • strong neutral the only person in Uncyc who hasn't banned me yet.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [3:43]>
  • For. I'd like to meet the guy. I wonder if he remembers me. I voted against his "article" this one time and he QFA'd it with 2.5 votes. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:16, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Who is this Nintendorulez of which you speak, and what is his claim to fame? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For! And while we're at it, let's ban IPs from making articles too! ^_^ - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 20:03, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • For I don't think his behavior warrants a lifetime ban, honestly. He was annoying but maybe this experience will have matured him a bit. You have to give people a chance to grow and learn from their mistakes. --Hrodulf 22:09, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Yes. I miss NiN, even though he was a major asshat I think he'll behave if he even wants to come back. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:36 Apr 13
  • Yes. Or he can create a new user name like WiiRulez. Bring back Nintendorulez only if he has learned his lesson on "how to not be a dick" or whatever. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:57, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Yes - I have waited for this day. —PongoV2(talk|cont) 19:07, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Yes - Nintendorulez rulez.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 21:52, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Holy crap

Apparently, Bradaphraser was serious:

  • 07:54, 13 April 2008 Bradaphraser (Talk | contribs) unblocked Nintendorulez (Talk | contribs) ‎ (I figure you're the best Famine-bait we have. I'll bet he shows up minutes after your first edit (also, 16 months is far too long for the crime).)

Does this mean that we're all going to die? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 13:23, Apr. 13, 2008

We'll see.  :)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:29, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Good god, man! You've killed us all! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:59, 13 April 2008 (EDT)
Am I dead? Is this Hell?   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [14:00]>
Yes. You can have your souls inspected for character flaws and sinfulness at the counter to the left. At the counter to the left of that, you can have your souls stamped and re-validated. At the counter on my right, you may apply for reassignment to heaven. You won't get it. I'll have to talk to my supervisor about what happens at the counter all the way to my right. Oh, at all these lines, the wait is approximately 3 hours. Enjoy your stay. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:00, Apr 13
Of course, that's three Hell hours. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:04, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, since he knows he has been infibanned for a long time, I doubt he knows he's unblocked, and may not come back. Someone give him a rope. --AAA! (AAAA) 15:21, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

He already said he wasn't coming back, even if we unbanned him. ~ Tophatsig 13/04/2008 @ 17:22

famine is approaching us

Famine is probably really mad at us right now and he's going strave ourselves to death...if your lucky or a slow and painful death no one is safe...But in the mean time I think we should make sure Nin knows that he has been unblocked by contacting him on his youtube page. I don't have a account their though. So someone else should go contact him--Scott 22:47, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

I think I dropped him a message...I know nothing of youtubing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:36, Apr 14

Unbanning Nintendorulez was only half the battle.

Next, I think we need to huff Euroipods. Otherwise, what chance is there of him coming back? Grand Generally Non-Asshat x1,916,281 and Doctor KUNDr.S. WHORE! UOTM YWG

This is what awaits us all

Evileye trans


So I take it this Famine person is not one of the round-pupils. Verp 21:02, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

~Jewriken.GIF 13:54, 13 April 2008 (EDT)

Does this have anything to do with this ring I found? Do I have to go on a quest? I hate quests.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [17:57]>
It's "I iz Famin. I kan has yer soles?". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:37, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh hai! I curruptd ur englishs! It nut so gud ahksully. (Glad to see the transformation is complete)
Anyway, Famine left? :( He was adorable. /sadpanda ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:59, 14 April 2008

oh shit its the flaming vagina flaring up again- Communist. Com (talk)

On a somewhat similar note...

What about Manforman? I think he's served his time, and unlike NiN, he might actually start doing stuff once he's unbanned. Maybe. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:37, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

  • Men for Manforman. That's a new gay movement I'm starting. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:39, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • HATE HAET HAT Manforman. Never. Never in a million fucking years.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:57 Apr 13, 2008
  • I barely interacted with M4M and I don't see why we don't just unban him. I gave him a cookie once, apparently!   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [20:03]>
  • Why not if you really want Famine back then unban M4M and then he'll banned forever...again(would that be his third infiban?)--Scott 22:29, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • 'Symbol against vote ...' --THE 22:34, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Epic meh. I never really did too much with M4M, but, yea.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:35, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Who? I know, he was during my extended hiatus. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:01 Apr 14
  • Eh You'd be surprised how much I see his name when I'm buggering around thinking about an article to write just buggering around. Before my time. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:28, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote No - Just...No BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Apr 14, 16:52
  • Yes. VGD >=3 18:09, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Unless He's really pining for it and promises to contribute.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 19:52, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  • He's been back under a new name and then left in a huff. He's probably here now under some name. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:30, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

But nintendos don't rule... best the Wii is moderately interesting for its novelty value. -- poopy Ape (swim) (Riot Porn) 18:32, 13 April 2008 (EDT)

Nah, nothing ninetendo is even remotely good -- Xboxisrathercool 22:34, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
/me turns off my DS to come edit Lolwut? And I'm only playing this thing because my Xbox live expired. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:23 Apr 14

Nintendorulez Search Party

Alright, we have to figure out a way to find Nintendorulez and tell him that he's unbanned. Some of us have already left messages on his Uncyc and Wikipedia pages, which is a good start, but now we need to broaden the search. Scour the interwebs -- leave no Nintendo forum unturned! The Uncyclopedian who successfully brings Nintendorulez back will win a super prize! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:17, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

I hate to be a buzzkill, but if all this is to get Famine back, wouldn't it be better for search for Famine? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:49, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
Er, no. We have the added drama of Famine v. That Guy. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:51, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
And we all love drama. In fact, drama was the principle Uncyclopedia was founded on. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:57, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
If it helps article quality improve... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:59, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Why would Famine care if Nintendorulez isn't making edits? And I really would be curious to see what Ol' Nin has been up to. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:15, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Also, scouring the internet for people is fun. VGD >=3 18:13, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
All we need is someone with a youtube account to message him on his youtube page. I'm pretty sure that's him. --THE 22:02, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Okay, what do I say? "You're unbanned on Uncyclopedia, you're welcome, I love you too"? VGD >=3 22:02, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

The youtube Nintendorulez isnt out Nintendorulez. We need moar leads!Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:48, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Fine bucks says it's really him and he's lying to throw us off. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:38, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Yes, I would add many equally fine bucks to that wager. I wouldn't be surprised if he's suppressed us like a traumatic childhood memory. He might need years of Freudian therapy to ever recover... -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:59, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Lord BENSON the Better then You is 435 days ahead of you

Our Lord Benson has already provided us with the key to contacting Nin using the infomation form the websites that BENSON has linked I discovered Nin's email address is 21:58, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

New (possible) leads

Sence the youtube nin is different, i think its time we start actually start googling him. I found a ytmnd account with the same name, and found that he submited something with a grue, making it the best lead we have. anyone have a ytmnd account?--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:01, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

I've got my doubts. The real Nintendorulez would know that these things are called grues and not domos, right? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:41, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Yea but the same user has a blue ball factory type thing, and nin loved those things. Besides, our basic image of the grue is the domokun. so... yea, I'm sending this guy a message to see if its our nintendorulez.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:04, 18 April 2008 (UTC)


According to his wikipedia userpage he has an an xbox live gamertag. It looks like it's him. Famine is cruel to making a Nintendo fanboy leave wikipedia and making go to xbox live--Scott 22:08, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

I'll drop him a line. Let's see if I can't get him into private chat or something. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:17 Apr 18

Famine Search Party

Might as well start one, now that we have bait. Who's with me?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:01, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Ummm...I have better things to do. Like NOT be dissected and have my innards be put back into me in alphabetical order. (as was Famine's style) sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 16:33 Apr 14
Alright then. I'll search Africa (where he was last seen). You can continue searching your porn collection.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I just got my other lung FedEx'd to me by Famine. No return address. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 15:36 Apr 15
Sheesh... I can be Famine bait. I volunteer! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 04:09, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
We have bait? [/badquestion] VGD >=3 22:04, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, I found him. (pout) Oh well. We have an opening in the "unreasonable bastard admin" position. Admins that would like to apply for this position can turn in their resumes to .. uh... somewhere. So... who's in charge now?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:16, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh, that Famine. Only he would type out an 8,000-character response to nothing on his own talk page... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:41, Apr 22



We're not doomed. --User:The Improver/sig18:05, Apr 14 2008 (UTC)
Chaos makes me hungry. Anyone have a cookie? VGD >=3 18:11, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Holy fuck.

I'm gone for like two days and a law of nature gets broken.

  1. Gravity -- still there.
  2. Zombies -- still attacking people, by what I can tell from above reference.
  3. Nintendorulez is always banned. Always. -- WAIT WHAT.

And by the way, anyone who says the Wii is a novelty system has OBVIOUSLY never played the new Super Smash Brothers. /me pushes up glasses and resumes 1337 h4xx0ring - © 13:16 Apr 14

Who are you? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:17, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
This is my noob. And yes, he does know who NiN is. He used to be one of those IP lurkers for like a year and a half. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Apr 14
Now THAT'S a pleasant way to greet somebody. And yes, I'm a hardcore-beyond-belief lurker. - © 03:58 Apr 15
Gleetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:03, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Lurk this! /me opens blinds, does a little dance. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:57, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Just because you're technically inside your house, doesn't stop that being illegal! Spang talk 18:49, 15 Apr 2008
I don't see you walking away. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:18, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
I don't see that black bar. VGD >=3 22:09, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
I've got the Rated R sticker on my window. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:52, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Rated "ARRR!" for scurvy. VGD >=3 22:55, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Perhaps some sort of statute of limitations.

What would be a good statute of limitations to get someone unbanned?

And don't forget what that particularly wise Terran said about the prodigal son. Verp 17:13, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

I say 5 years is a max for people. Infinity should only be used for proxies. That's just my opinion...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:38, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Agree. VGD >=3 01:40, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Well... some users need to stay banned. Take, for example, my school's IP address. Being a suburban high school, typical in every way, it is full of morons. I mean, I go there, so obviously... But yeah. My point is that some people are just too dumb to handle uncyclopedia, and need to be blocked, so that their time is free for pastimes more appropriate for their IQs. Like learning to breathe and walk at the same time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:10, Apr 16
Or coloring inside the lines. GIRAFFES ARE NOT ORANGE, THEY'RE YELLOW! oh yeah? well fuck you, dad! sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:13 Apr 16
How about people have to pass an IQ test to use the Internet? If they fail they just get ID10T errors instead of web pages. Better yet use IQ test results to screen people from getting married, having kids, voting, or even getting a mortgage. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:44, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Well doing all of this hard work and campaigning just to unban a user that was banned a long time ago and has no interest in returning, reminds me of the movie "Click" starring Adam Sandler when Chistopher Walken playing as Morty the Angel of Death telling him about Lucky Charms. The leprechaun spends all his time chasing after that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, always trying to outwit children who want it for themselves. But in the end the pot of gold is really breakfast cereal, it's just corn flakes and it doesn't even seem worth the effort to pursue it. Sure you all want Nintendorulez back, but in the end 'It's just cornflakes". :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:44, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Does this mean that we're going to get fat and die of loneliness, too? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, Apr 16
Relax you can get a liposuction and after you finally die you end up sleeping on a bed at "Bed Bath and Beyond" and can start all over again. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 14:02, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
This isn't about Nintendorulez. It's about getting people like Freemorpheme to suddenly show up and go, "Holy Crap! Famine is gone?!?!"--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:49, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Was that really worth it? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 14:02, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Well, since Nin has blanked the main page, caused the javascript to malfunction, and ruined the rating system, I guess not. If Nin hadn't showed up and ruined the site, though, I would have said, "absolutely."--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:05, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
That's the way to get banned, either that or voted in as an admin to keep him busy so he won't be doing those things any more. He'll be so busy trying to fix the site from people exactly like him that he'd learn his lesson and quit doing it. Sort of like taking a criminal and making him a police officer and fill out all of those reports. He'd end up like Barney Miller and friends doing anything they can to get people to leave them alone so they don't have to file more paperwork as a result of their constant whining. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:38, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
That you seem to know the plot from a Sandler movie has caused me to lose all respect for you. If you'd only mentioned that the delectable Kate Beckinsale (who has yet to be in anything worth watching) appeared in that movie I could forgive you, but you didn't, so I can't. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One? Spang talk 04:02, 16 Apr 2008
I'm married so I don't notice things like that. Marriage plus my schizo affective disorder kind of kills my sex drive. Plus I'm a nerd and/or geek so I like computers more than sex anyway. But yes Kate Backinsale was in that movie and I didn't mention her. I never knew anyone had any respect for me, I thought everyone was laughing at me behind my back. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 14:02, 16 April 2008 (UTC)


Famine has left? What? Who? When? Freemorpheme.gif 21:32, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

AAh! A ghost! ~ Tophatsig 15/04/2008 @ 21:33

I think I recall Owd Ninnie saying that he won't edit anymore, even if we did unban him.

He's gone for good. I think he intends to keep that promise. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:44, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Assuming he doesn't already edit here under a different username. Spang talk 22:33, 18 Apr 2008
Perhaps this is all tied into some kind of massive summer-long cross-over event, wherein we will discover that there are, secretly, among us a number of alien shapeshifters. I, for one, can't wait to buy the collected volumes when they come out next February. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:47, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
How crazy would that be.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:44 Apr 19, 2008
Pretty crazy, yo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:50, Apr 20
It could be any one of us... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:14, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

I think I've got 'im!

Alright, so someone by the name of NINTENDORULEZ on Xbox Live has just accepted my friend request. I just sent him a message sort of explaining what's going on right now and told him that if he's willing to come back that we'd love to have him. Just waiting on a reply. For all I know, this is just some other guy that's gonna think "what the hell is this guy talking about?" sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:41 Apr 19

Cool...not really -- poopy Ape (swim) (Riot Porn) 22:56, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Not cool... actually, that's the coolest thing ever -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:08, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Frlz, yo. If I end up being the one who finds NiN and convinces him to come back, I think I deserve a little something from someone. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:13 Apr 20
Nice. A guy named Nintendorulez on xBox Live... ~ Tophatsig 20/04/2008 @ 01:14
Only from NiN. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 01:38 Apr 20

Practical Question

We've unbanned Nintendorulez account, but what about any IP addresses that he might have used and been auto-banned from? Are there none or have they been unbanned as well? If not, someone should look into that. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 23:17, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

The question is: how would one find these?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:23, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Which is precisely why I said "someone should look into that", which is to imply someone that's not me. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 01:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Wouldn't one of you admin types be able to look up that IP address or something? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:14 Apr 22


Long story short I found some random person (not from here) is stalking me and so I was googling my old email to see if I could try and wipe anything that might be traced to me and I ended up stumbling upon this. Wow. Looks like you guys found my email, guess I missed anything you sent me. Other stuff wasn't me.

But yeah, wow. Holy damn. That's all I had to say here, have a nice day/resume whatever you were doing/blah. --User:Nintendorulez 05:14, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

Don't edit archived forums, noob. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:22, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
HOLY DICKS! IT LIVES!!!!!!1!!!!1one1!!12! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:27, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
I am not random and I am from here. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:55, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
OMG NIN IS BACK[/zh] 10:52 October 4
HOLY DOORKNOB PASTE! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:07, Oct 5
H4X. I'm not buying it. Although if the legend did actually return, even for this single edit, well that's pretty cool. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:30, 6 Oct


Euroipods! - Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Euronintendo! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:18, 4 October 2009

we need china-ipods. [/zh] 10:26 October 5

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