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This is what happens when you smash together a morbid novelty Christmas song with the #5 article of 2007 in the Large Hardon Collider. I wrote this last year, and I originally wanted the author of the original, Modusoperandi, to sing it. However, he doesn't seem interested, so that leaves a void for someone else to sing it. Best case scenario: It end up great and gets featured, and the singer gets half-creds. Worst case scenario: It's just another article, but one about which you can feel good.

And yes, I'm aware the lyrics might not be fantastic. If anyone can improve, be my guest. At the very least, they'll probably sound much better sung.

Here's the actual song, in case you don't have a copy on hand:


Now when singing, you'll simply need to sound hickey, like the original Dr. Elmo. You'll notice the lyrics aren't exactly matched. For example: "Now the goose is on the table" is in the third section, while "Now the proof is on the table" is in the second. Same with "I've warned all my friends and neighbors", "Send it back!", etc. Still, you can match up the tone of said lyrics for the sake of parody.

Also, if anyone can find an instrumental karoake mp3 of this song, that'll be greeeeat.

So.. any takers? =D -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:17, Nov. 25, 2012

First, there's this new program that helps you find things you're looking for. Second, the biggest mistake I ever made was recording somebody else's song. After that, I was stalked by a crowd of groupies, spending day after day after day up to my hips in pussy. Do you have any idea how many pairs of gumboots one loses spending year after year after year knee deep in pussy? The expense of replacing boot after boot after boot virtually bankrupted me. Also, literally.
In other words, why aren't you recording it yourself? Think of the perks! Also, bankruptcy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:50, November 26, 2012 (UTC)
I would record it myself in a heartbeat, but my computer's built-in microphone is relatively primitive. I mostly just use it for fart noises and Ronald Reagan impressions.
Out of curiosity, what kind do you use? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 03:11, Nov. 26, 2012
You can get a mic online for cheap. A cursory newegging and ncixing show them cheap. I'd upgrade, but there's no point. My maker died before he finished my voicebox. I'm Edward Scissorvoice. They changed that for the movie. Probably for the best.
I use the headset/boom mic that I got with Unreal Tournament 2004. It's not just my references that are out of date, you see. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:17, November 26, 2012 (UTC)
"Edward Scissorvoice." Seriously, why does this faggot not write more articles? Screw you Modus, for depriving us of you. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 12 '12 5:39 (UTC)
I do write more articles. But now in Swahili. I think it's Swahili. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:59, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
That's you? The one vandalizing "Cow" with insults written in clicks and pops? Something about how "only a poor man would think three cows are just as good as thirty"? Stop that. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 13 '12 6:02 (UTC)
That's what it says? I'm starting to think the person who taught me wasn't from Swahil after all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:55, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
This, from a guy who brags of having been up to his gumboot-tops in pussy? The world is not fair. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 13 '12 13:03 (UTC)
Yes, life is not fair. For example, I used to have hair. All over. It was kind of gross, actually. Plus chimps kept on picking the nits out of it. Maybe it's best that it's gone now. Still, that period gave me tons of emotional baggage. And that's the kind of baggage you can carry with you forever. So let that, what ever it is, be a lesson to you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
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