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Content creators: let's brag more! I wish I could see the new stuff other folks are creating here - because that is happening despite the downturn in activity (apparently, I dunno, I'm still just a Noob). But short of spamming Vote for Highlight/Feature or Pee Review with new work, I haven't found a venue for just broadcasting, "Hey! I just made something!" So I'm going to take the plunge and start. Old-timers and admins, please tell me if this belongs somewhere else or if I'm duplicating a thing that already exists.  - Ratfactor talk 22:47, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Show Your Shit

Just made a new article or re-wrote one or otherwise contributed in a major way? For fuck's sake, why not share it here as a guilt-free way to show it off. Comments are also more than welcome, but let's keep it positive or at least funny, you assholes. How long can we keep this alive?

The Shit

Put your shiny new shit at the top of the list (imagine someone taking a dump on top of an existing giant dump) and sign it with the ol' four tildes (~~~~). Sign your comments as well.


This was the second most requested article when I looked. Wow, I am such an amazing writer (and athlete and lover); I wrote this in like four minutes. I was all like "typity type type type preview type, save. Done."  - Ratfactor talk 22:47, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Simon Cowell

This was the number one most requested article when I looked. You'll learn something new about Mr. Cowell, I guaran-fucking-tee it.  - Ratfactor talk 22:47, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

That thing I wrote that one time

It was *awesome*. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

I just rifled through your archives like Indiana Jones and laughed my ass off. Great stuff.  - Ratfactor talk 00:04, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

Whore your shit on IRC

I think probably the best place to show people your latest work is on IRC. Come online and show us links and shit. Who knows, we might even vote for your article (hint: we totally will). -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:01, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

Cool, but I was serious when I said I wanted to see what others were currently doing, too. I'm not just whoring for attention.  - Ratfactor talk 00:07, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
Also, thanks for the suggestion. I should probably try IRC more often. Every time I've visited, it's been like going to graveyard at uneasy feeling that I wasn't exactly alone, but no visible signs of life. :-)  - Ratfactor talk 00:25, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, most people "lurk" our IRC channel. That means we all leave our clients running for weeks at a time, and check in on the channel only sometimes. So there are times when the channel is totally silent. But if you link something, somebody will read it (eventually). -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:05, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, good to know. I didn't know that was a thing. Definitely explains a lot.  - Ratfactor talk 04:19, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

Ahhhh the good old days of IRC whoring. None of this new-fangled "forum whoring" I hear so much about, in this forum. Incidentally, I heard that my newest article Rocks. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:01, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

I absolutely love the sections: Characteristics of rocks, Types of rocks, etc. I love this kind of "dry" humor (pun indented) and it leaves me wanting more.  - Ratfactor talk 22:21, August 22, 2012 (UTC)



--Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 04:31, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

On The Subject of Prostitution

I swear to all that is holy that I did not post this as a way to get attention. I really do think UN could use a place to post new articles their creators consider "finished". Perhaps I should have left my own articles out of the list, but I thought I could break the ice. I'm happy to just let this die quietly if it's a terrible idea and might give IRC another shot. Just seems like a shame to not have an avenue like that on the wiki itself.  - Ratfactor talk 22:21, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

I thought there is Template:Recent, which is displayed on the Main P— whoops, did I miss something? Ah, it's just the latest VFH. Schamschi, 09:42, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
Uh yeah. Template:Recent. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:29, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Fuck it, I'm game

And a whore. And a bit prolific since returning.

shit shit complete shit popularized science shit

Oh, and shit

--Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 01:17, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Affleck is sarcastic excellence. And yeah. I would have thought you'd made up that movie title - it would have been funny if you had, but somehow even funnier that you didn't. Sustainability causes me to think that I should recycle some existing words rather than type new ones, depleting the available word pool. Nonetheless, I have to say kack manou brip lermo troup! Also, coprophagia might be a form of sustainability if it causes the coprophage to die and then be converted into shuffleboard components. Mountain Dooo contains the phrases horror-yellow over-sweet carbonated bile and sugar-coated rusty sewer boots and for that, I salute you! White-Haired Asian Scienteest is sexually frenzied scientist everyman, Dr. Michio Kaku. I won't tell if you don't. He never fails to give me a huge, wriggling time travel boner, even when watching shows about other kinds of boners. Citizens United is awesome satire and I think sweet Texas death cocktail would be an incredible name for an actual cocktail. Absinthe, anyone? In Summary I really like the length of your articles and the LOL/sentence ratio. It's something to which I can aspire.  - Ratfactor talk 16:51, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
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