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Every time I get blocked by a rough and wreckless admin, I blow a load all over my monitor. It days me days to clean it off. --ShabiDOO 16:50, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

Does nobody wear pants to edit the wiki these days? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:53, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
I wear a pith helmet and a smile. Helps me feel more professional. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jul 18 '12 17:06 (UTC)
“They say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy. I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity.”
~ The Lonely Island on Jizz in my Pants
--Scofield & 1337 17:33, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
I don't have that problem, I never get banned! *dances away singing like a little girl* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:00, 18 July, 2012 (UTC)
I wear a top hat and a monocle. I'm classy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
I never bother to clean my monitor. At the moment the screen is 2 ¼ inches thicker.                               Puppy's talk page06:18 19 Jul

whats the problem?

With that big fancy title denoting a problem, I thought there would be a problem :O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:25, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Premature ejaculation IS a serious problem.                               Puppy's talk page08:31 19 Jul
Wiping one litre of semen off of a computer monitor every time one is banned, is a very large problem. --ShabiDOO 09:09, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
3-4mL is large?                               Puppy's talk page09:51 19 Jul
1 litre = 1000ml. I thought you had the civilised measurement system in Australia.--ShabiDOO 14:59, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
They use the Lager ("lah-gah") system. One Glass ("ah gliss-ah lah-gah") is about 255ml. One Pint ("ah point-ah lah-gah") is about 570ml. One Mug ("ah mugah lah-gah") is about 700ml. And you've had enough when you piss yourself ("Croikee, Broose. Looks lyk-yah pist yer-self, mayt"). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:54, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
(gently grasps Mosusoperandi's arm and points him to the page-title) Sorry, friend. We don't like your type here. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jul 19 '12 16:18 (UTC)
Did anyone else notice how TKF banned Chief when he posted a message here? :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:23, 19 July, 2012 (UTC)
I fight for the Users. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
You said that in court when you were peddling crack.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:09, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
Yes. For the Users! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:09, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
A working class hero is something to be. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:33, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
Reading Modus speaking in the Queen's Australian (stray-lin) brings a tear to my eyes.                               Puppy's talk page11:29 19 Jul
Don't read anything into it. It's only because he smells very strongly of onions. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  23:45, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
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